HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name's Jazzlyn (I go by Jazz, Jazzy, Lyn, Linny, ect.)

I live in America

I'm blond

I have Hazel eyes

I like writing, drawing, dancing (and NO, by dancing I don't mean prancing around my room like an idiot, trying to copy the moves I see on MTV, I mean actual Ballet/Jazz/Tap lessons several times a week) making videos with my friends and reading (depending on the book)

Top Ten Favs :D

1. Ice-cream

2. Homestuck

3. Hetalia

4. Shopping

5. Friends/Family

6. Raspberry Pie

7. My Laptop

8. Animals

9. Dance

10. Writing

My Homestuck Ships

1. Karkat and Terezi

2. Dave and Jade

3. Dave and John

4. Gamzee and Tavros

5. Nepeta and Equius

6. Nepeta and Gamzee

7. Rose and Kanya

8. Eridan and Feferi

9. Dirk and Jake

10. Aradia and Sollux

My Hetalia Ships :D

1. America and England

2. Romano and Spain

3. Germany and Italy

4. Russia and Canada

5. Italy and Romano

6. Prussia and Hungary

7. Latvia and Sealand

8. Poland and Lithuania

My Fave Songs :D

1. Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman

2. Bullet in My Hand by Redlight King

3. I Just Wanna Live by Good Charlotte

4. Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

5. Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

6. Sleepwalker by Adam Lambert

7. Wizard of Ahhhh's by Pentatonix and Todrick Hall

8. Monster by Skillet

9. Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

10. Riot by Three Days Grace

My Fave Youtubers

1. JennaMarbles

2. Shane Dawson

3. Hartbeat

4. Nigahiga

5. CupofSquirrel

6. IIsuperwomanII

7. Pewdiepie

8. Achievement Hunters

9. Daily Grace

10. Tyler Oakley

My Fave Animes :D

1. Hetalia

2. Black Butler

3. Soul Eater

4. D-Gray Man

5. Clannad

6. Rosario Vampire

7. Nabari No Ou

8. Attack on Titan

9. Hell Girl

10. Lucky Star

My Dislikes D:

1. Sexism

2. Racism

3. Politics

4. When people say 'Anyways' (It's ANYWAY people, no S!)

5. Bullying

6. Haunted Houses

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,

When you grew up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If any of these sound like you, copy and paste this into your profile:

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't care. Not really, though.

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_-

You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!

Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.

Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.

Anyone popular is bound to be disliked.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and they're pretty much the same thing.

If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself. If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you are a walking, talking Harry Potter encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you understood what the phrase above meant, copy and paste this and that into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

Make a list of 12 of your favorite characters in the order they pop into your head:

1. Karkat Vantas

2. Terezi Pyrope

3. America (Alfred f. Jones)

4. Gamzee Makara

5. Jade Harely

6. Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

7. Romano (Lovinio Vargas)

8. Winnie the Pooh

9. Percy Jackson

10. Rose Lalonde

11. Annabeth Chase

12. Nepeta Leijon

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

um... No, that would be really weird...

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Well, in Homestuck, I don't think he's drawn in a way that makes him look really cute, but I've seen fan art of him that makes him look really hot.

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Uh...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

A few, yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, not at all

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I guess 5/10 because at least they're from the same fandom

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Uh...It would be really confusing...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Once upon a time there were these two people and they were very differant and one was like 300 and the other was 16. when they met they decided never to talk to each other again... What am I doing with my life?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

I don't know. Really, what would that be?

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm a little black rain-cloud, because he actually sings it! :D

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

I would NEVER do that, but I guess T because of Romano and Karkat's language

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't think I ever have, actually. Hm...

What's Your Name?

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jazizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and animal): Teal Dog

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): foxjares

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fave color and fave drink): Purple Grape Juice

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your friend's middle name): axienrh (Uh...)

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Perrins

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Livvy

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Peach playing with knives

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (3rd fave color, pirate accessory) Gold eye patch

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will get this and laugh with you.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Stained Glass Eyes and Colorful Tears by Pierce the Veil

Waking Up: But It's Better If You Do by Panic! At the Disco

First Day At School: Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots

Falling In Love: Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks by Panic! At the Disco

Fight Song: Riot by Three Days Grace

Breaking Up: Sugar, We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy

Prom Night: Tainted Love by Soft Cell

Life: Uma Thurman by Fall Out Boy

Mental Breakdown: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

Driving: Get Busy Living Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows) by Fall Out Boy

Flashback: Who We Are by Imagine Dragons

Getting back together: Jenny by The Studio Killers

Wedding: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

Birth of Child: Primadona by Marina and the Diamonds

Final Battle: My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy

Funeral Song: Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana

Final Credits: The Ghost of You by My Chemical Romance

To those who stereotype: (the ones that are in bold are the ones I am)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

So, do you know how much your wrong judgement do to all of us. And to make it worse, you are also teased by a stereotype. You should have raised your head up high and raise your middle finger to those who said that.