A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.

Post-Luke & Lorelai first kiss. Lorelai keeps running into things, courtesy of post-kissing brain fog. Miss Patty suggests a sex marathon might be the cure. Sexy times, hard conversations, and second first dates come about as Lorelai adjusts to Luke's new role in her life, and how different he looks to her now.

Set after 702 "That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee". Lorelai and Luke separately run into the other's ex, who both give unexpected insight with the help of a little booze. Can we prevent a French Twist? Let's find out. Betaed by Skinfull and cheerleaded by JumpingCattleHockey.

Pre-series LL hookup. Lorelai discovers grown-up toys in order to combat her dateless life. Unapologetic smut ensues.

Luke's sad and Lorelai comes up with a plan to cheer him up. Smutty sexy fluff. Takes place immediately after episode 510, But Not As Cute As Pushkin.

"I need to get to him, I need confirmation that he's alive. I need to feel his heartbeat beneath my palm, and then I need to beg for forgiveness." Lorelai has persistent nightmares. Takes place in late season 7 with flashbacks. One shot for now, depends if the revival plays nice with my idea for continuation.

The missing scene during Luke and Lorelai's first date. Smut.

"Hey—Sookie? Do you think people can have, like, delayed teenage rebellions?" Lorelai gets a piercing, and everybody's a comedian.

Five ways that Lorelai Gilmore does not meet Luke Danes.

It's different, she thinks, after you've seen somebody naked.

My take on Lorelai's and Rory's visits to the Founders' Festival through the years, using the Festival from Season 1's Star Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers as the framing device. Each chapter will feature a different year's Festival.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

Lorelai gives Luke permission to break one of her rules.

Luke gets restless. Lorelai and Luke friendship/romance. Rated T.

Lorelai gets a houseguest. Luke and Lorelai S1 AU.

**** RATING CHANGED **** Lorelai and Luke during the seven weeks between their first kiss and their first date. Rating just a precaution at this point.

Raincoats & Recipes. No Kirk, no dialogue.

LL. A series of standalone Season Five episode additions. Now Complete. Followup 'S'More' for Season six also up.

MY version of the first-aid window-fixing scene from Nag Hammadi... a wee bit racier than the original. LL of course!

“There is a stubble mark just beneath her mouth, and she shivers, remembers the ferocity of his kiss, like she was a well to drink from and his mouth was so dry--” Luke/Lorelai. Complete.