Clutzy-Ukehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Batman, and Misc. Books. ATTENTION!!!! Notebook recovered!!! _ I will be updating Ninja Secrets very soon as well as Dark Stranger. Two new stories are being edited and will be posted :) Now I ask a favor of you. Please review. You have no idea how much it means to me when you give feed back and ideas. Have a nice day ladies and gents :) Wellll as my penname states I am both a clutz...to the extreme...and an uke :) I love writing and love reviews! I only recently started writing yaoi so help me out and give your opinion!!! Hmmmm a lil about me if you are interested. I'm 18 years old and in probably the most boring state ever...:( Indiana...But I met the love of my life here so it isn't all bad. I am absolutely terrible at writing hetero stories so you most likely see yaoi and yuri from me. I'm not much of a perv so any smut you see in my stories was most likely written by my girlfriend. I can write a little smut but I blush too bad and feel dirty :) My girlfriend is gorillazgirl557 soooo you should check her out she is starting to write on here so go look :) Well I like to hang out with my friends, listen to music and hang out with my girlfriend. Hopefully I will start gymnastics up again soon and hope to do track next school year. I can play the clarinet (which I constantly get picked on for, but its all good),I wanna learn the guitar and piano. Music-wise I like pretty much anything but prefer rock/metal/screamo etc. If you wanna know anything else just PM me :) Pairings I love: SasuNaru, GrimmIchi, NateToki, DracoHarry, KakaIru, RenjiIchi, KankKiba, ShinoKiba and many more Please review my stories it encourages me to write more! Thank you!!! |
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Unexpected Circumstance by Neptunesdemon reviews
Mating season is here and a frustrated Inuyasha is approached by the last person he'd expect. Sesshomaru is in need of his brother's aid? Well that was unexpected. And so is his reason. Mpreg, yaoi and incest. My 1st Inu fic, please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 372,350 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru] - Complete
Time Bomb by Quiet REBel girl -with VoDKa reviews
JERSEY SHORE SLASH. "It was like a time bomb set into motion. And if I have to pull you out of the wreckage, you know I'm never gonna let you let me go." Alternate Season 5. Mike crosses a line. Full Summary/Warnings Inside. Pauly D/Vinny
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012
When the Rain Stops by knee-high-socks-and-doctor-who reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki is the new kid in town. It's hard, and he feels like a bit of an outcast. But there's one blue-haired bully that just keeps coming back, and Ichigo doesn't know whether he loves it, or hates it. AU/GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
My Butterfly by Loki-Avalon reviews
He was a blond beauty that had to be kept locked away by the Emperor's Son. But some other people find him interesting too. yaoi GaaNaru SasuNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/6/2006
Training by ChineseRoseWolf69 reviews
yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi. rated M. SasuNaru. CHAP 6 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
HeroHeroine by Quiet REBel girl -with VoDKa reviews
JERSEY SHORE SLASH. Pauly and Vinny try to figure out what exactly "they" are during season 2. Or, Pauly tries to figure it out. Either way, chaos ensues. Part 3 in the Lost in You 'verse.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
Blueberries and Strawberries by Heroes Can Save You reviews
A series of GimmIchi One Shots based on various themes, songs.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Opportunity Comes and So Does Vinny by kingofmostbros reviews
Jersey Shore slash 8T As the title says; Vinny/Pauly
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Can Demons Love? by MangaGirl24 reviews
Another SebastianxCiel yaoi. Warning, YAOI! YAOI YAOI YAOI! Gay sex! Do not read if you do not like that topic! YAOI YAOI YAOI! Ok, so it's not as graphic as possible but the last 12 paragraphs or so are kind of explicit. M for yaoi!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
For the Reason of Temporary Insanity by ShadowThorne reviews
Ichigo was your typical college student; he was well liked by most of his teachers, he preferred cats to dogs, bright colors to dull, and men over women. But, like anyone else, he had his issue, in the form of a gang intent on making his life hell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,731 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Taming The Wolf by BarettaVendetta reviews
The bonds between Sunagakure and Konoha are strengthened when a top Suna jounin falls in love with a Konoha chuunin. Kankuro x Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
Laser Tag by Jagger3 reviews
A high school feild trip goes out of control when Ichigo and Grimmjow decide to take advantage of their "alone time" and their new hiding space for more "pleasurable" activies.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Inherently Superior by Lokifan reviews
Ron/Draco. It's Ron's turn to pick something kinky for them to do. Warnings: D/s, slight verbal humiliation, silly kink. This is a weird one :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Positive Reinforcement by Lokifan reviews
Ron/Draco PWP: Draco refuses to have sex to a soundtrack of unicorns and candy-canes. Written for thedomboss' prompt 'jpop and buttplug' and the 'orgasm denial/ control' Kink Bingo sqaure. Warnings: D/s, orgasm control.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Gentle by Kid Dynamite 090 reviews
Toki finds his way to Nathan in the middle of the night. The two men converse, and Nathan churns out a lesser seen 'sensitive' side. Lemon.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Naked by Lokifan reviews
Ron sleeps naked, and he's determined to convert Draco. Draco finds it all rather embarrassing. Cute Ron/Draco PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Love Lessons by Heroes Can Save You reviews
AU fic: Teacher Grimm x Student Ichi. With a beauitfully cliched title. With all the problems they face, can they really be together?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,292 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Eye See by Jelp reviews
Naruto was never one who would admit that Sasuke might snap at any time. SasuNaru. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talam Dua Muka by Nyx Aerin reviews
Assassin's endgame. AU. GrimmIchi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Heated: A Kiba x Kankuro Story by calhale reviews
Kiba and Kankuro run into each other as adultish people I guess and Kiba invites Kankuro back to his house for drinks. Funny and cute with lots of smut. Rated for yaoi aka man sex etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Gang Love by SasuNaruAllDay reviews
Kyuubi is a gang leader and him and his gang are going to a new school that the Akatsuki go to. But Sasuke, the gang leader of Akatsuki, has eyes for Kyuubi's cute little brother Naruto. But Kyuubi loves Naruto more then just a brother.. SasuNaru KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,176 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crawling and Kissing by cold-crescent-moon reviews
yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - S. Gevanni, Near
Burritos and Tequila by Loid reviews
GrimmIchi oneshot collection.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,522 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Dethlove by H.J. Bender reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wet dreams, anpan buns, ninjas and secrets by Miss-Robin reviews
Naruto has a problem, he keeps having these messy dreams involving a certain sexy dark haired ninja.Sasuke has a problem, he just found out a major secret about his rival and best freind.Sakura wont stop passing out.Evan Kakashi is looking up from Icha Ic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Helping Hand by FadingMoonlight reviews
Kiba wants to take another step to deepen his relationship with Shino, he wants under the coat. What he finds leaves him with a little...problem, so Shino helps out. Kiba X Shino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
What goes on in team 8 by yachiru.chan.candy.bug reviews
Kiba X Shino! yes, its yaoi. i do not own naruto! but i thought i did pretty good for my first story, hehe. im gonna come out with more chapters soon, WOO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Hooked by 3lbsponge reviews
Nathan can't stop caring, band rule or not. Nathan/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
SasuNaru Smut PWP by Nyru reviews
Porn without plot. SASUNARU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Maze by Third World reviews
A descent into hell. Yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,237 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S.
Caring for you by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Kakashi has been keeping something from Iruka. He didn't think it was that serious, really.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
But Don't Stop by Cat and Fiddle reviews
[Neji x Shikamaru, sequal to Make Your Move] Can Neji and Shikamaru work things out or will the Inuzuka and sinks keep getting in the way? [on a sort of HIATUS?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Prom by UneLore reviews
It was the spring prom at Konoha University, and everyone at the university was going to be there. What happens when the popular Sasuke drags the not so popular Naruto to an empty corner of the great ballroom? Away from people sights... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Slam by Hanson Phreek reviews
Ron and Draco spend some quality time together
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Narutoella by aivivi reviews
Recreation of Cindrella Naruto style. SasuNaru pairing. Some humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Obedience by Ardnahc reviews
SasuNaru pwp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Engagement Trouble by mayfaire reviews
Neji’s in trouble and Shikamaru came to his rescue, well, accidentally. NejiShika.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Breakfast Is So Dirty by Bunnie06 reviews
Draco gets caught up in Ron at breakfast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
FullMetal Yaoi by Neo SHINIGAMI reviews
My fist Roy X Ed yaoi fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Hush and Cool by Silently-jealous reviews
ron and draco and a train. use your dirty mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Love Kills reviews
Love kills, always has and always will. The only question is when and who? The first post of this is bio's on the 2 main characters. Will turn into an M
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012
Dark Stranger reviews
After horrific things happen to the Joker will he find happiness with a bat obsessed hotty? Goodness I'm terrible at summary...Just have to read it : Will turn into M rating be warned
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Ninja Secrets reviews
I do not own of these characters. It is a SasuNaru with a couple other pairings in there but you'll have to wait and see : If I get reviews Ill update. It is already written but I want to see what everyone thinks. BTW my gf wrote the kinky stuff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.