When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

[Slight Crossover] Jaune Arc wants to be a hero. James Ironwood wants to save the world. Professor Polendina? Well, he just wants a guinea pig. Regardless, it's time for a new breed of hero to RISE UP!

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.

Dream Theory (n.) - the art of working with dreams, including the crafting of dream sequences and analysis of the human mind. (Future AU)

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

Strange things are commonplace in Remnant. From the shattered moon to the mysterious monsters of Grimm questions are similarly common. Answers are so hard to come by as well and never without a price. Of course some things have no answer. Why or how anyone could be reincarnated and gifted with, of all things, the powers of the gamer is just another strange question.

Although taken in by Raven and her Tribe as a kid, Jaune never saw eye to eye with the Spring Maiden, for both practical and moral reasons. When Raven sends him to Beacon to spy on Ozpin, Qrow, and Yang, Jaune must decide what lines he is willing to cross in order to become his own master. What good is being a better person than Raven if you're too weak to break free from her?

Dreams can become reality, even if under some unlikely circumstances. This is the story about how Izuku Midoriya became the world's greatest Huntsman. Written by: gorilla fingers. Extensively Edited by: Shovern and Wind-Waker. Originally a Play-By-Post Quest written on SpaceBattles. Cover by: OnlineArmadillo and Shovern

Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rejected, his only choices were to return home or stay in Vale. In a random act, Jaune decides to open a massage parlor! He had the training for that! Jaune starts a new chapter while still trying to become a Huntsman, while also making friends with both civilians, Huntsmen, and .. criminals? Life's never been more interesting! Coverart by Kegi!

The world of Remnant is dominated by monsters in the woods and feudal kings ruling from palaces. Jaune Arc, the son of a lowly blacksmith, has been caught in the middle of this world. He yearns for the chance to become a knight, but his father forbids it. He only has one option left to him. Take his silver sword and carve a path through anybody who stands in his way.

Penny Polendina is the first artificial life form capable of producing an Aura. She has a loving father in Dr. Marion Polendina and a great teacher in General Ironwood. But ever since she first woke up, something has been stirring in her memory banks. She remembers something from what her father calls a "past life." Something about getting tangled in strings...

Jaune Arc was never seen as a fighter by his family. And so, they never instructed him. However, his life changes when he meets a mysterious man with seven bullet-shaped scars on his chest, who trains him in the ways of the martial arts. After four years of his tutelage, Jaune comes to Beacon, wielding powers and techniques unlike any Huntsman. (Major canon divergence, OP Jaune)

He was not aware of how he got to this new world. He could not see a way to return home. Some might say he had nothing...But they would be wrong. He had his wits, his skills, and most of all his ambitions. And even in a new world, there was still an underworld of crime he could rise to the top of. A golden wind is about to sweep through Remnant.

Problems always have a way to track me down. I never wanted problems, but tragically, life doesn't work like that. From my world to a new, I am Ruby Rose and yet, I am not. Faunus!Ruby

Ruby's life had never been easy, but it had always been simple. As a faunus slave, all she had to do was to follow orders from humans and hope for the best. When she meets her new owner, however, things get a little more complicated. She just hopes it will end up being a change for better.

Jaune always considered himself a normal guy, if a little weak. Which was unfortunate since no one bothered to tell him that Beacon was full of off-kilter superheroes that were liable to kill him at any moment. Combine that with the fact that he no longer needed to eat or sleep, Jaune only had one question. What the hell went wrong last time around? (Expanded Summary Inside)

So you find yourself in an environment considered hostile even on a world full of monsters. What do you do? Try to survive, of course. And if you manage to do that? Well, then things can change...

For as long as he could remember, Jaune had a special talent: he was able to break anything. Due to his breaking various objects and furniture, he was passed down from family to family, until one day, a professor from Beacon Academy came to visit him.

After learning she is much farther behind than she thought at Beacon Academy, Ruby Rose is out to prove that anyone can be a hero if they just stand together with their team.

Jaune had finally done it. He had completed his training and was accepted into Beacon, he was so close to fulfilling his dream to be a Huntsman. But what happens when an encounter with Yang Xiao Long throws a wrench into those plans? With his whole world crashing around him, how will he pick up the pieces of his life and forge onward? (Coverart by Khor Evik Vlakhavlakh)

Underneath the story you know, behind the scenes of Beacon and RWBY, another plot unfolds, running parallel to but never altering the facts. Corporations reach for power, students struggle against their less desirable fates, and devious schemes go unnoticed in the dark... a tale of misfortune, sacrifice, and Resolve unfurls alongside the canon plot, not changing a thing.

Jaune never wanted to be a Hunter. He wanted to be a musician. Partly due to his father, but mostly his own stupidity, Jaune winds up in Beacon, with no weapon. Making matters worse, his teachers think his instruments are badass weapons. Rather than ask, they launch him into a Grimm filled forest, no aura, no landing strategy, nothing but the guitar on his back. JaunexMystery Humor

In a world where the hunting and slaying of monsters is seen as a heroic act, it comes to no surprise that Jaune too wants to be seen as a hero. Still, one problem persists. What if he himself is the monster? (Hiatus)

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

"Listen up squirt." He said, pulling Ruby in. He lowered his voice. "Weiss is wound tighter than a ukulele in the hands of a desperate teenager. She's like a rope bridge in the middle of the jungle, frayed at both ends and has a few planks missing. If something walks on her wrong, she'll snap."

So here's the deal, Miss Nikos: You are about to die. You know this, I know this, she knows this. In the next breath your life will end. Know that this is your doom. Your destiny. Here you will die as decreed by those who spin the strands of fate. Know also that in this one moment I can defy this fate. For a price.

Jaune Arc wanted to be a Huntsman, just like his Grandfather. At the age of ten, however... he witnessed true despair. In response, he threw away everything in pursuit of freedom, and to search. More than seven years later, he's hounded by his former Father and given a proposition, and also info on the perpetrators. Is Vale, or Beacon, ready for the 'Big Bro' of the Black Diamonds?

Yang wants to surprise Ruby with a cat for her 20th birthday. An online ad leads her to the leading cat shelter in vale: Belladonna's Cat Rescue. Hybrid real world/Remnant AU. No hunters, no Grimm, half fluff/half angst.

Team RWBY was supposed to be on a simple recon mission. It wasn't supposed to go so horribly wrong. Yang wasn't supposed to die. Reeling from the tragedy, the rest of the team must pull themselves together and deal with their loss. For Blake, that means answering one vital question: If Yang is really dead, how is she still talking to her?

Jaune and Weiss were the two survivors left in Remnant. In a desperate attempt to save themselves from the endless hoard of Grimm, they prayed for one more chance. They just didn't expect to be granted that chance - much less to be transported back in time to a similar world with familiar faces. Time Travel Jaune and Weiss AU.

In life, we're presented with moments where we can grow - opportunities where we can succeed - paths we can take which will lead us to love, glory, and happiness. But what happens when our hopes and dreams don't match up with what the world demands of us? What happens when we're forced to take a different path...one we never imagined for ourselves to begin with?

Jaune had never been the most observant of people. That all changed the day he unlocked his Semblance. Now, as he arrives at Beacon, Jaune Arc is going to learn more about those around him than he really cares to. Some things are better left as secrets after all. Inspired by: Not This Time Fate, White Sheep, and Professor Arc.

The Grimm closed in, as the ember in his soul shivered and then surged forth, burning irrepressibly as he faced death once more. "It's going to be a long night" The 9-year-old murmured, his tone quivering in a manner that might have been mistaken for terror… if not for the nigh maniacal grin stretched across his face "Well, just another dance at death's border, I guess" Gamer!Jaune

Civil unrest. Kingdoms at the brink of all-out war. Monsters manifested from fear itself. The rulers of each Kingdom are expected to keep order, even bring about prosperity. The stress is enough to break even a strong willed man. Sadly, it would seem Remnant slows for no-one. Not even Jaune Arc, the 17-year-old Prince of the Vale Kingdom.

Roman knows everything there is to know about everyone in Vale. He knows who works where, how they get to their jobs and back, if they have kids or a spouse or a cat or a dog. He knows easy targets and easy traps. He knows fellow thieves and innocent school kids. The only thing he doesn't know - the only person he has yet to figure out - is somewhere in between.

In an alternate version of Remnant from Rooster Teeth's series "RWBY", the 50th Biennial Vytal Festival Tournament has begun and Team ARTS are just one of the many teams participating! The island of Vytal is bustling with all of the festivities and Team ARTS finally feel like they're able to kick back and relax for a time with their only worry being eliminated early.

Fate is a fickle mistress. He just wanted to die. Instead, he ended up in a fictional universe that he really doesn't want to be a part of. She didn't want to die. Despite that, she finds herself in world of crime and hate. This is the tale of two souls falling down a hole known as Remnant. (DISCONTINUED)

Ruby Rose was a Valesian scout turned prisoner of war until she was bought by Roman Torchwick from Mistral's slave market. Now she is known as the Reaper - Champion of the Arena. Weiss Schnee is an Altesian merchant's daughter looking to expand the business by opening up a branch company in the Kingdom of Mistral. All they have in common at first is Mistral's Great Stone Coliseum.

When Ruby is injured as a child, Taiyang becomes incredibly overprotective. His attempts to shield her from the world drives Ruby to run away. Five years pass, and a highly trained and more seasoned Ruby joins Beacon. Once there, her past collides with her present in an ugly way, as she is forced to interact with her sister, and the family she has long resented. (Ladybug present)

"Watch your back, shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never, EVER cut a deal with a Schnee." - These are the rules of being a runner. Ruby Rose forgot that last one. [Cyberpunk AU]

Of all the people to catch her with a bottle of whiskey in an abandoned alleyway, Mr. Branwen probably isn't her worst choice. Still pretty bad, because now she has six month's detention, but not the worst. And hey, who better to guide her away from the path of problem drinking (not that she had a problem to begin with) than a dusty old alcoholic?

Broken. Addicted to drugs. Just wanting the world to swallow her whole. Out of the four years of living on the streets, Ruby has hit rock bottom and only a handful of people had bothered to see through her lies to see how broken she was. Drug addict Au Modern Au

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

Four friends who just wanted to fight off the evil and finish school. It sounds simple enough, but life is never simple. Each of them carries a secret, and their secrets could be their undoing. Their lives are about to be turned upside-down and they might not all get back up after the dust settles.

À La Lumière Des Diamants means: In The Light Of Diamonds. John Egbert has been sick for days and Dave continues to visit him, but soon things begin to spiral down for John. Yet, the fun has only just begun for the two boys when Dave discovers a journal in John's bedroom, which contains several secrets that have been put together for years. Psycho!John/Dave. Blood and gore warning

John had no idea what he was getting into when he took his first "real" job under the young Hollywood success that was Mr. Strider. Dave expected the assistant that walked into his office to be just like the thousand dime-a dozen employees that quit in the last year. Both learn to Make it Work. Adult AU Johndave with fluffy holiday themes, and "All the Pennies" by Mindy Gledhill.

They are not people-they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind. And they're going to fight back.

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

No Sgrub AU. The Lives of The post-scratch Trolls. Watch as they grow up, grow together, grow apart. And grow into what they were always going to be.

SpaceCafé AU. John is an owner of a café in space and gets to meet a lot of aliens. But there is one guy, a human with shades and a sword, who keeps coming back -and not for the coffee or his signature blue apple pie.

When John and his friends moved to a new town, they didn't expect much. They definitely expected to stay human though. And they definitely didn't expect what would come after their sudden transformation. As if being a teenager wasn't hard enough, now they have to adapt to their new lives as vampires, including the dangers. Warnings: self-starvation and implied past child-abuse.

The Cherub Institute is a large building home to various children with various mental health problems. The past is unknown and the future is quite uncertain. And yet, the third floor remains the biggest question of all. Complete as of 5/10/16

Sappy romantic and high school senior, Karkat Vantas, does not appreciate his older brother's boyfriend trying to score with both siblings at once. When another unsuccessful attempt of Cronus' seduction leads him to flee his room, he accidentally comes face to face with a romcom aficionado's worst enemy: A hardcore romance skeptic.

(Oneshot anthology of a unique sort.) It can take decades to write a masterpiece, and years to plan it- so see what a couple of amateurs come up within 15 minutes after a prompt. College Fool, Couer Al'Alran, and the Jaune story concepts that followed.

Ruby thought the hard part of dating Jaune was long over. They'd gotten their friends' approval. They'd gotten Yang's approval. They'd even gotten Dad and Uncle Qrow's approval, which had been only slightly more trying than confessing to Jaune in the first place. So meeting his family should be smooth sailing… right?

What if, through the help of a simple device, you could see the exact time you had left before you met your soul mate? Well, there is such a thing. It is called a timer. It seemed like everyone was getting one. And hell, Dave was just curious. He never expected the soul mate he got. It wasn't supposed to turn out like that.

John Egbert, recent migrant to the town of Silverchurch, finds himself employed as an assistant to Terezi Pyrope, a private detective, who spends most of her time solving supernatural mysteries and just basically acting weird. Together, they must work to bring a serial murderer to justice, survive life in a nineteenth century AU, and possibly find hate-love? (COMPLETE)

It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

John has always been bullied at his school, and is rather depressed. However his best friend Dave just moved into town... Depressed!John and Vampire!Dave. bad summary is always bad, rated T for idiotic Teenagers.

Nepeta has always been flushed for Karkat, but he hasn't always felt the same way. From the meteor to the end of the game, a fanfiction following their relationship. Chapters with possibly triggering material will be pointed out.

{Humanstuck AU} Karkat is in trouble. All his friends think he has a boyfriend, and expect him to bring his 'mystery man' as a date. When Karkat finds a fake date in the form of Sollux Captor, he think he's off the hook. Of course, being a cocky prick, Sollux doesn't make playing the role of his 'fake' boyfriend very easy. Karkat isn't falling in love with him, not at all. Solkat.

The Batterwitch rules the star system with an iron claw. Four young men and women are determined to set the world to rights by igniting the spark of revolution, but they are few and have little training in either their magical abilities or running a rebellion. And is that prophecy ever going to come true? (Full summary inside! Starring the kids; not ship-driven.)

Karkat is being abused by his long time best friend turned lover. He doesn't know what to do anymore and things are getting worse by the second so runs. Will he escape him and be saved by a guy he doesn't know and says he loves him or will someone from his past come to his rescue? Or be caught and killed? Read to find out. Warnings inside. Angst, Tragedy also included.

Almost immediately after entering SBURB, John is taken by Vriska on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head. (non-canon) (COMPLETE)

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Kankri is told by his dancestor that he is a trigger and no one cares. So he finally does what everyone wants him to, shut up. But it is at great personal loss as he realizes, without his lecturing, no one notices him. The following time does little but severly damage his psychological state. Can his flush crush save him in time? Rated T because its Homestuck, characters swear.

Kanaya raises Karkat and he knows he has to keep his mutation a secret. But when he start to make friends thinks start to get very complicated, it also don't help that Karkat is pretending to be a jade blood and has a high blood that likes him.

"Are you kidding me? I'd be a sea dweller any day!" Eridan has had enough of that insufferable prick that his moirail has fallen for. The mustard blooded landdweller called Sollux. He will never understand what it's really like to be a seadweller. But Eridan has a plan to get him in the water.

A little robot girl comes to terms with her life. It's a series of contradicting truths, yet she can't help but be optimistic. Even if it hurts sometimes.

Dave Strider labels everyone, in attempt to keep himself detached from the real world, and for good reason, too. But of course, that can't last forever. What happens when he comes across a girl he can't seem to be able to label? And ultimately, what are the consequences?

Karkat is abused by his dad, and has to protect his kid cousin Nepeta as well. When his dad goes too far one night, Sollux finds him. Now Karkat is hiding from his dad, will he be able to keep it up? (coverart belongs to the creator) *trigger warning*

Dave left his number in a romance novel, meaning to pick up some hot babes, but is bewildered when Karkat gives him a call.

Nepeta's mom died a week ago, and she's not been up to her perky self. On her first day back to school, she breaks down in front of the new kid, and has to be carried up to the counselor's office. After being taken home, she gets an unexpected visitor at her door. Humanstuck AU.

A very serious story about a very serious matter. More information in the author's note in chapter one. Trigger warning: Child molestation (the main subject of the story), psychological dilemmas-it's just really messed up and I'm sorry for that.

It's been almost a year now. One year since it happened and Karkat's still trying to forget. But it's hard to forget when the whole world is forcing you to remember. Sadstuck warning and Humanstuck.

Your name is Cronus Ampora and you are the best goddamn DJ on this campus. But there are things that even you can't be prepared for.

You don't remember a thing. Heck, you don't remember your own name. Yet, these strangers come and care for you. You are having the ride of your life trying to figure out what your place in life is, let alone what happened before the accident.

In the afterlife, Nepeta Leijon awakes to find herself sharing a lonely dream bubble with Eridan Ampora.

Hitting on Rufioh Nitram while Horuss was around was possibly the worst idea you've ever had. Hitting on Dirk Strider immediately after, however, was probably the best. Crodirk.

Karkat Vantas, a hopeless romantic, is sick of standing in the background as his friends fall in love. And he's MORE than sick of giving out romance tips, those things don't grow on trees, ya know! But what happens when the new girl in school peeks his interest? Is this sudden romance for better or for worse?

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are convinced that you are useless. You haven't had a friend in six years, and your dad hates you. All you want is an escape to get you our of this mess, and Sollux Captor just might be those. Inspired by the song Equinox by Sonny Moore. SolKat. Rated T for language and abuse, maybe other things, too.

Humanstuck. John has just professed something to one of his dearest friends and it didn't go well. In fact it went very poorly. He is at an all time low and he's beginning to think he's not worth it. Sadstuck. Self harm, bullying. Further warnings inside. Rated T for language and further items.

Hunters look for the demons who murder the hunters who kill the demons... or is it the other way around? - Your name is Dave Strider, and you might just accidentally find out. [reverse!demonstuck AU, oneshot, John/Dave. T for swearing, descriptions of gore, dubious consent, major character death]

Dave Strider loves Jade Harley with all his heart and can't believe that she'll be visiting him in HOT Houston, TX. Sure everything is fine and perfect at first but can love really conquer all obstacles?

One slip, and Nepeta Leijon falls overboard. Only to be saved by an arrogant boy with black hair, violet eyes, and... are those gills? NepetaxEridan, Catfish fluffy-stuff. Piratestuck/Humanstuck.

Second person point-of-view of 16-year-old Gamzee at yet another new high school. There's a lot of high school AU stories out there, so . . . Thank you for reading mine. GamTav and a very aberrant relationship with Karkat. Possible trigger warning: Cutting, abuse, mind rape, child molestation.

An aspiring gardener and a music fanatic have one month to go head-to-head in order to determine the fate of their respective clubs. However, it seems that things are getting very out of hand...all's fair in love and war! (High School AU. DaveJade.)

(Low Fantasy AU) John wants a friend, and Karkat needs a place to stay for the winter. On paper, it's a mutually beneficial relationship.

Karkat is having dreams. Dreams of his friends. Dreams of his and his friends' past lives as their ancestors. Dreams of Death.

Between an online Troll and drama with life in general, Dirk seeks some level of happiness. He doesn't believe in destiny, but maybe he will find it when he takes a four day trip to see his brother. Or he might find something else entirely... Starts with DirkxJake, ends with DirkxKarkat and other pairs. Human!AU. T for Homestuck and adult themes. Warning: chatlogs will be used.

It's a humanstuck where the trolls and beta kids are in high school. It's also my first fanfic ever, so it might suck. Mostly Sollux x Aradia, but there's a bit of Karezi as well. Rated T because it's homestuck, if you've met Karkat, you know what THAT means! Hope you enjoy :3

Humanstuck!Au On a late Friday night Rufioh and Tavros get in shall we say 'a misunderstanding' leaving Tavros crippled and partially brain damaged. Gamzee finds Tavros afterwards, and is the only one who cares enough to help Tavros heal, which'll take a lot. (I'm horrible at summaries) Pairings: GamTav EriSol and others it just depends. Violence and smut later on (most likely).

Captain Captor has been on the case of several robberies involving a single group, led by Vriska Serket. After his love is killed while in persut of this group, Sollux and Nepeta put their heads together to figure out a plan to stop this diabolical team. But everytime they carry out a plan, this group is always one step ahead of them! Rated T for foul language. :3

Kankri Vantas, resident bad boy, has been a renowned political graffiti artist since his freshman year. One night he's nearly caught and finds himself face to face with someone that has somehow guessed his darkest secret. Furious, he makes it his duty that the other man doesn't tell a soul, else he suffer the consequences.

Curiosity will be the death of you. You regret nothing.

Eridan Ampora was never the kindest, or the strongest, or even the smartest of trolls, but when he is dealt the one hand that will break him down, will he be able to make it through the game whole, or will everyone leave the highblood to the mercy of his mind?

Humanstuck! Sollux happens to be a 308 year old vampire with a crush on a vampire hunter, things don't look too good for him, but he hopes that after this encounter that things might actually turn around, maybe for good, or worse. Erisol.

Roxy was born ten years after the world ended. Life was hard enough, and then her mother, her friends, even her cat don't last as long as she does. Now seventeen, Roxy has nothing to do, or even anything to live for besides getting drunk. Then one day a boy washes up in her city and what's left of Roxy's world is turned upside down.

Karkat Vantas wasn't a revolutionary. He was a kid who got pissed off when a group of bullies took what was his. A cyberpunk interpretation of the psionic-helmsman situation and an excuse to have Karkat be a BAMF. Because that doesn't happen as often as it should.

Karkat is a loner college kid finding solace in a coffee shop when he is verbally attacked by a blond hipster. With no one to rant to about the incident, he turns to his best friend-who just happens to be an internet anon. /complete

Before he knew it the words were out of his mouth, and Karkat just stood there staring dumbly, and he was afraid he'd messed everything up. But Karkat's reply changed everything. - Red JohnKat, minor black GamDave and EriSol, red DaveRezi. M for later chapters. Wonderful cover art by LordCat!

Gamkar. Rated M for mentions of or acts of rape, drug use/ abuse, torture, mental illness, sex, and other such things. Sweeps pass, and things change. But when an old friend shows up in the dorm just down the hall, would you give up the comfort you have created around yourself to help him?

After a Faygo incident, Karkat's hive needs serious remodeling. In the meantime, he is Nepeta's new hivemate. Will the trolls find more than friendship in each other? Karkat x Nepeta smut.

Our favorite Kittycat troll needs to catch her little crab! But since she's too shy to go about it the conventional way, things are going to get a little steamy, if you know what I mean. *wonk* ((SmutSmutSmut don't like it don't read it. Contains NepKat, FefQuius, Rosemary, JohnVris, and a bit of JohnNep I guess? Just a tinge, don't worry. Mostly NepKat.))

Gamzee answers his door one day to find a beaten, bruised, and bloodied Nepeta. He takes care of her and as time goes on things progress. Read as they go through surprises, fights, separation, and loss. Humanstuck Highschoolstuck AU

Jade and John have met up with their friends on the meteor before reaching the new session. Upon passing through a dream bubble, they make a new friend. Dave and Karkat don't care much for him at first. Slight AU with a mix of canon/non-canon events. No actual pairings, but hints of Dave & Signless being moirails and Dave & Karkat being kismesis. T for Homestuck.

Nepeta finds herself in a world of blood and pain, both of which are quickly fading into the darkness of unconsciousness. She manages to find her way to the nearest hive, or rather, the great expanse of lawn around it. But will the troll within that has seemed for so long to hate her, help her? The middle might suck but the ending will make up for it, I promise.

Inspired from the Youtube video "The Sufferer doesn't like John". The kids mess up and everyone ends up on Alternia, but farther in the past. They will be caught up in the times of The Signless and his teachings and will change the fate of Alternia. Rated T for language. I do not own Homestuck, Hussie does.

Your name is John Egbert and you tried to singlehandedly bring down a drug syndicate that was somehow linked to a series of brutal murders that were occurring in your town. You also happened to have super powers. Mostly John/Dave M for lovely lovely lemons

"Even the darkest space isn't complete without the warm and bright sun." Rose has been admiring a tour guide in the science museum who gives wonderful space tours. With some motivation, she steps into the story instead of spectating. (HumanStuck Kanaya AU)

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

The parents are missing from trying to change the world and Karkat Vantas lives a normal high school life with his friends in worry. All is peaceful until a sea troll discovers his blood. AU. Multiple genres.

John screws up again, but this time he can't fix it. He ends up switching bodies with Karkat after messing around with an ectomachine, things get a bit rough as they both struggle with their new found features and abilities. Mischief ensues. JohnKat, slight Dave/John, Sollux/Karkat, mostly Karkat x John/ John x Karkat.

Or the Alternian title: Equius Gets Stabbed Dirk Provides Shelter They Harbour Crushes On Eachother Untill They Move In Together And Become The Best Of Perverted Alien Boyfriend-Matesprits. (I will tag the smut chapters with "NSFW" in the chapter title and a blurb at the beginning)

HUMANSTUCK. Your name is NEPETA LEIJON, and you go to a school full of sluts and douchebags. You're not the most popular girl there... thats an understatement, everyone hates you.

Sollux and Feferi share their first kiss! However, a problem for Sollox presents itself when he wipes his face with a wet towel. What happens? Who will help? Will they be willing? How will Feferi react when she finds out? Will she? OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS! Yaoi in later chapters. FLUFFINESS! c: COMPLETE!

Tavros was a quiet sufferer, and his pain only led him to a place where the broken are kept. Maybe with help, the group can bring each other a little more hope and faith. Sadstuck/AU

Vriska's just had an accident, and Kanaya feels the need to take her in and help her heal, whatever that entails. What happens when that protective feeling turns into so much more? Humanstuck.

Tavros Nitram has just had the worst week of his life. He returns to school, afraid of what his classmates may think of his current... state. Maybe things will turn around for him? AU, Highschool!stuck, Rated M for language, drug use, violence & hot gay action *NOTE: I'M BAD AT EDITING/UPDATING. SO BAD* Next update: SEQUEL IS UP! CHECK OUT MY STORY 'WRECK!

'Coolkids don't get shoved in lockers,' you think with venom as you continue to shove ineffectually against the metal door holding you snuggly in your ass scented box.

When Dave and Dirk's father comes back into the picture; he jeopardizes Dirk's legal custody over Dave.

Karkat and Terezi are older now, plan on running away from their problems, but why do it alone?

In a timeline without SGrub, the trolls come of age and have to be shipped off Alternia. Without SGrub and Doc Scratch's influence, their lives have been drastically changed, and they have to face their impending adulthood, whether they want to or not.

Set in/after Act 6 Intermission 1, Vriska revives after being killed by Terezi, John is transported to the meteor by Jade. John and Vriska finally meet, Sexiness ensues ::::P May contain other Vriska pairings later on.

Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.

They didn't get to make a new universe. But he and Karkat had a chance to rebuild their worlds, and they were going to take it. No matter what happened, or how long it took.

Dave's community service is at a hospital. A hospital where he meets a boy named John.

Once, there were four friends with an unbreakable bond. They grew up. Things are different but also the same. For better or for worse? Dave/Jade, John/Rose

Obsessive-compulsive genius Dirk Strider finds himself doing community service in a hospital as a school project. Jake English, a spunky patient driven by his desire for recovery, may be his most difficult assignment yet.

"Jade's ears were still ringing and limbs a bit weak, but things were starting to click in the most unexpected of ways in her head. Because in an emergency situation, Dave's first thought had been her." Humanstuck DaveJade.

5 years post SBURB the kids come to Alternia for a visit. Everyone is paired off except for Dave, who Eridan finds alone and hurting. A feelings jam starts an unlikely friendship.

After Sburb, Dave finds himself with the task of making sure Sollux is alive, given by Karkat, soon finding themselves together. One day, Dave comes home, and soon find's himself relying on valuable skills that saved him in Sburb. Dave/Sol

Hatchets that once did so much damage begin to rust and fade from memory once put in the ground. One hatchet, invisible to all but two, is about to be unearthed. None of the rust will be wiped away. No edges honed. This is the story as it truly unfolded.

It took a while for John to realize there were some movies he could never see the same way again.

His name is Karkat Vantas. He is six and a half sweeps old. And this is the story of how his Dad taught him to rob a bank. T for language, stabdads AU, roughly follows Vital Statistics.