Hey SiriusBlack2201 here,

I'm here to let you read my stories that I really hope you like.

5 Random Facts About Me:

1. I love Harry Potter

2. My OTP is DRAMIONE!

3. I'm listening to Small Bump by Ed Sheeran while writing this

4. My 2 best friends are my cousins Hayley and Emily

5. It's raining where I live

You need to look at the profile under the pen name of emg9900!!!!! SHE IS AMAZING!!!!!!

I'm a MASSIVE HARRY POTTER FANATIC!!!!!!!

Here is a thing i found on someones profile and loved it so i'll put it on mine.

JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY,

BELLA DIES, JACOB CRIES, POTTER ALL THE WAY HEY!!!!

Now onto the stuff that i have copied and pasted:

Cute guys make you: Crazy,

Hot guys make you: Melt,

Cool guys make you: Daydream,

But funny guys make you: Fall in love without even knowing.

That awkward moment

When everyone in your class is laughing and you're like "What just happened?"

When people fall in horror movies:

Me: Get up!
Them: No, I'm just gonna sit here and wait for them to kill me.

If you never jumped from one couch to another
to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

After insulting someone I say

"just kidding" even if i was being dead serious.

YOU GUYS WOULD
NEVER be best friends if it wasn't for me.
You would have never met. Never talked.. Never would have ditched
me for one another. Your welcome for creating such an amazing friendship.

I n m y l i f e
I've learned more spanish from Dora
Then my spanish teacher.

Britian: Excuse me.

France:Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the hell out of my way!

Imagine if...
You suddenly woke up
and your whole life had been a dream.
That your actually a completely different person , living life in a completely different world.

I can't believe Google is cocky enough
to start guessing after the first letter.

That millisecond you think
you're going to die when you lean back in your chair a little to far.

that awkward moment when
you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn't your Mom.

Using the word "thingy" when
you can't remember what something is called.

That awkward moment when
you’re late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

If I could remember

school material like I do song lyrics

I'd be the next Albert Einstein.

We are all mature untill somebody brings out the bubble wrap

I miss the days when
homework was just... coloring

That Amazing Moment
when you drop your phone
but the headphones save it's life..

Senior Citizen Texting Codes:
ATD; At the doctor's
BFF; Best friend fell
BTW; Bring the wheelchair
BYOT; Bring your own teeth
FWIW; Forgot where I was
GGPBL; Got to go, pacemaker battery low
GHA; Got heartburn again
IMHAO; Is my hearing aide on?
LMDO; Laughing my dentures out
OMMR; On me massage recliner
OMSG; Oh my! Sorry gas
ROFLACGU; Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up
TTYL; Talk to you louder

I love when I say,

something rude to someone & they think I'm kidding,
when I'm actually 100 % serious

"What are you thinking about?" Sirius asked me, his gaze scanning my face.

"I was thinking about how you remind me of lasagna." I cannot believe I actually said that.

"That's great! I can't wait to see them! We can have another Quidditch battle!"

"Oh, Merlin, no." Caleb says, shaking his head, "Last one was fight to the death and you literally almost killed Beaumont."

"You exaggerate!" I exclaim, "He only broke his arm and that was because Alaisdair pushed him off his broom accidentally. He's meant to give him a high five!"

"In the face?"

"He was only slightly off." I defend.

"How was your first night watch?" Harry asked to fill the silence that had accumulated between us. It was uncomfortable, though.

"I fought off seven Death Eaters," I joked quietly. "And You-Know-Who himself. I told him if he wanted to see you he had to come during normal office hours."

"Are this strict with everyone? Even your friends?"

"I don't have to be strict with my friends."

"Are you saying we're not friends?" I asked in mock sadness, letting my mouth drop.

"You're going to be one of those insufferable students aren't you?"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, tool?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - fatty - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

I promise to remember Tonks

Each0 time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty,

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

This is Genius:

Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong? In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(Oh what a shame I was planing on being the next big thing in superhero land)

I say Harry Potter
You say Bella Swan
I say Bellatrix
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team James
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that would be Lily and James
You say the wolf pack was close
I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish each others' sentences
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut up!"

Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming.

We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end.

We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom.

We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return.

We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate.

We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head.

We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well.

Who are we? You may wonder.

We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.

iPod Shuffle Game

Q1: What's your motto?

A1: The Man Who Can't Be Moved-The Script

Q2: What do your friends think of you?

A2: Snowblind-Rob Thomas (that doesn't make sense)

Q3: What do you think about often?

A3: Ours-Taylor Swift

Q4: What do you think of your best friend?

A4: All Star-Smash Mouth

Q5: What do you think of the person you like?

A5: Complicated-Avril Lavigne

Q6: What's your life story?

A6: Sinners Like Me-Eric Church

Q7: What do you want to be when you're older?

A7: I think I've Had Enough-Gary Allan

Q8: What do your parents think of you?

A8: One Thing-One Direction

Q9: What will you dance to at your Wedding?

A9: Domino-Jessie J

Q10: What will they play at your funeral?

A10: Always-Blink182

Q11: What's your hobby?

A11: Fishin' In The Dark-Garth Brooks

Q12: What's your biggest secret?

A12: Tell Me- Jake Owen

Q13: What do you think of your friends?

A13: Stuck Like Glue-Sugarland

Q14: What's the worst thing that could happen to you?

A14: Put You In A Song-Keith Urban

Q15: How will you die?

A15: Faster Than The Speed Of Light-Bonnie Tyler (I don't know how that got on my iPod but still)

Q16: What will you regret?

A16: Still The One-One Direction

Q17: What makes you laugh?

A17: What Happened To Us-Jessica Mouboy

Q18: What makes you cry?

A18: My Memory Ain't What It Used To Be-Jason Aldean

Q19: Will you ever get married?

A19: Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely)-Pink

Q20: What scares you most?

A20: Them Boys-Brantley Gilbert

Q21: If you could go back in time, what is the one thing you would change?

A21: The Static Age-Green Day

Q22: What hurts most right now?

A22: The One That Got Away-Jake Owen

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

SHIPPINGS I LOVE

Harry Potter Characters:

Harry & Hermione

Rose & Scorpius

Draco & Ginny

Sirius & OC

Harry & Ginny

Draco & Hermione

James & Lily

Albus & Alice

Victore & Teddy

Tonks & Remus

Ginny & Blaise

Neville & Luna

Teddy & OC

Gallagher Girls Characters:

Zach & Cammie

Bex & Grant

Liz & Jonas

Abby & Joe

Rachel & Matthew

Tangled Characters:

Rupunzel & Eugene

Pitch Perfect Characters:

Beca & Jesse

Fat Amy & Bumper

Donald & Lilly

The Mentalist Charcters:

Rigsby & Van Pelt

Cho & Summer

Patrick & Lisbon

Flipped Characters:

Bryce & Juli

Becoming Jane Characters:

Jane Austen & Tom Lefroy

Eliza De Feuillide & Henry Austen

Cassandra Austen & Robert Fowl

Dance Academy Characters:

Tara & Christian

Ben & Grace

Abagail & Wes

Kat & Jamie

Sammy & Abagail

Sammy & Oli

My Friends!!!

Sarah

Rahni

E-J

Anto

Seb

Seb

Mack

Olivia

Eva

Charlie

Saskia

Layla

Patrinia

Shivon

Shae

Neneh

Chloe

Joshie

EMILY!!!!

HAYLEY!!!!

Yes I am aware I put Seb up twice. There are 2 Seb's.

Bye for now please read my stories and R&R

PS: If you have any more shippings you like please PM me and I will consider adding them to the long list.