Hello. My name is Chris Arias. I was bored on October 3rd, 1986. I am your standard video game freak. I'm also somewhat of a movie buff, and some call me a cocky bastard, but only if you don't understand me. I am somewhat of an idiot whenever I open my mouth, so thats why I stop talking a lot in real life...although I tend to fail at that too _

I am not very skilled nor do I have many good qualities. I have never had a girlfriend, I never got a job, I'm a B/C student at best, I am not an "amazing" writer, I do not possess any physical qualities that are great, and I have very few real "friends". With that in mind, please do not expect much of me other than my small comments and some satirical fictions I may put here. Many of them (If I produce enough to be considered many) are based upon musings from my real life, and actual events from real places may be put here. Only the places, events, and people will be changed. Well, that's my little bio. It may sound emo or dramatic, but it's what I feel is needed to be put here. This is what influences my writing, so I feel that's all you need to know. And so, I bid you Adieu.