Sam/Wicket. 14.

Nerdy, Pervy, Insane kinda girl.

Message me? 'm quite friendly.

Checkout my friend 'TheSixVoices' and ask her to publish her stories.

Karkat Vantas

] Cancer is your zodiac sign.

] You hate the color red.

[x] You love ridiculously terrible romantic movies and romcoms. (Eherm. *snuggles pillow*)

[x] You like to program computers.

[x]You fail at it.

[x] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS!

[x] You don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit.

[x] You love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic.

] You never smile.

[X] You get aggravated easily.

[x] You act like an asshole, but deep down you care for your friends.

[x] You have problems with relationships.

Total: 9

Vriska Serket

] Scorpio is your zodiac sign.

] Dark blue is your favorite color.

[x] You love to role play.

[x] You like spiders.

[x]You like ‘End Of The World’ scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse, Fall Out, Invasion, etc.

[x] ‘Magic 8’ balls are cool.

[x] You are very manipulative.

]You are a huge bitch. (Only to some... You know who you are.)

[x]You easily get bored.

] You blame your problems on other things, such as “Bad Luck.”

[x] You have an addiction to breaking things.

] You never clean up after yourself.

Total: 6

Tavros Nitram

] Taurus is your zodiac sign.

] Your favorite color is orange and/or brown.

[x] You love fairy tales and fantasy stories.

[x] You love card and role playing games.

[x] You believe in fairies.

[x] You are too sensitive.

[x] You never really “hate” anybody.

[x] You like to communicate with wildlife.

[x] You have a friendly attitude.

[x] You are pretty good at poetry.

[x] You LARP.

[x] You sometimes stutter when you talk. (All the time, lol.)

Total: 10

Terezi Pyrope

] Libra is your zodiac sign.

[x]Your favorite color is red and/or teal.

[x]You are more interested in taste and smell then sight.

[X] You love dragons.

[x]You lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3.

[x] You love plushies.

[x] You love to role play.

[x]You are a sociopath.

[x]You are almost always grinning.

[x] You take interest in law and justice.

[x] You like to draw.

[X] You can be really flirty sometimes. (Maybe... :D)

Total: 11

Kanaya Maryam

] Virgo is your zodiac sign.

]Your favorite color is jade.

[x] You love fashion.

] You love lively, colorful patterns.

] You love to sew.

[x] You love literature.

[x] You have no problem getting into fights.

[x] Chainsaws are awesome.

[x] You like make up.

[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it.

[x]You like the taste of blood.

[X] Getting revenge is always high on your list.

Total: 8

Aradia Megido

] Aries is your zodiac sign.

] Maroon is your favorite color.

] You inadvertently make frog noises.

] 0_0 is your favorite emote.

] You like archeology.

[x] You like to destroy things out of boredom.

[x] You can hear voices that no one else can hear. (Hehehe...)

] You used to role play.

[x]You are obsessed with temporal inevitability.

[x]You are a very violent and confrontational person.

[x]You’re sometimes spooky in appearance.

]You love talking about depressing things.

Total: 5

Equius Zahhak

] Sagittarius is your zodiac sign.

] Your favorite color is royal blue.

] You have a “Widow’s Peak.”

[x] You sweat a lot.

[x] You love being strong.

[x] You suck at archery.

[x] You have a great appreciation for the fine arts.

[X] Practically everything makes you furious.

[X] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through staggering quantities of physical violence.

[x] You like to build things.

[X] You have some pretty strange fetishes.

] You love playing high stakes games.

Total: 8

Nepeta Leijon

[x] Leo is your zodiac sign.

] Your favorite color is green.

[x] You love cats.

[x] :3 is your favorite emote.

] You are into “Furries.”

[x] You love to draw.

[x] You have a heightened sense of smell.

[x] You are freaking obsessed with friendly role playing.

] You have a naive view of everything.

[X] You love “OTP” (one true pairing).

[x] You are just too cute... (Try me.)

[x] And very playful.

Total: 9

Sollux Captor

] Gemini is your zodiac sign.

[x] Your favorite color is yellow.

[x] You speak with a bit of a lisp. (Isth true.

[x] You are a totally sick hacker.

[x] You have bi polar mood swings.

[x] You are pretty introverted.

[X]You beat yourself up over little things.

[x] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing.

[x] You think you are not good enough.

[x] You’d rather be technical then use brute force.

[x] You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia.

[x] Your best friend is a dick. (Lol. In more ways than one.)

Total: 11

Feferi Peixes

] Pisces is your zodiac sign.

] Your favourite colour is magenta.

] You love wearing colourful clothing.

] You love to swim.

[x] You get really excited easily.

] You are very perky and energetic.

] You are optimistic and fearless.

[x] You are stronger than you look.

[x] You love looking after animals.

[x] You are very modest.

] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things.

[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side. (Slightly?)

Total: 5

Eridan Ampora

] Aquarius is your zodiac sign.

] Your favorite color is purple.

[x] You dress flamboyantly.

[x] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.

] You have a massive ego.

[X] You love magic and wizards.

[x] You have a genocide complex.

[x] You swear like a sailor.

[x] You try to make friends with everybody, regardless of their opinion of you.

[x] You get jealous a lot. (That cookie isth mine.)

[x] You are romantically lost.

[x] You are kind of a tool.

Total: 9

Gamzee Makara

] Capricorn is your zodiac sign.

] Your favorite color is indigo.

[x] You like clowns.

[x] You like sweet things.

[x] You like to bake.

] You are pretty laid back.

] You don’t like knowing the technology or science behind things.

[X] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable.

[X] You are silly and eccentric.

[x]You like Insane Clown Posse.

[x] You cuss a lot. (Fuck yeah)

[x]You are a stoner. (... Maybe...)

Total: 5

I am most like Terezi and Sollux. There is no surprise that I'm little like my Patron troll. /shot

Hetalia Time

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers ()

You think you're awesome ()

You love to invent things (x)

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people (x)

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ()

You know aliens exist (x)

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time (x)

You wear glasses (x)

(7/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid (x)

You're very sarcastic and cynicax (x)

Your cooking is awful ()

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens ()

You have tried doing black magic before (x)

You get drunk quite easily (x)

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (x)

You're good at embroidery (x)

(8/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate (x)

You think you have a great fashion sense ()

You like wine (x)

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (x)

You love red roses (x)

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (x)

You're very proud of yourself ()

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant (x)

You say you're a gourmet (x)

(8/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood (x)

You're very tall ()

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time (x)

You love sunflowers (x)

You love vodka (x)

You can seem intimidating to other people (x)

You're very strong (x)

You have a big nose ()

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x)

(8/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature ()

You're very superstitious (x)

You're very religious ()

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes (x)

You love Hello Kitty (x)

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (x)

You work hard (x)

You're good at drawing (x)

You like sweets (x)

(8/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies (x)

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (x)

You're a good artist (x)

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (x) (Kate )

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()

You would surrender in a war situation ()

(8/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

You're very stoic and serious ()

Sausages are your favorite foods ()

You like to walk dogs/your dog ()

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ()

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x)

You work very hard ()

Your alone time is your 'happy time' (x)

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people (x)

You've had issues with money once or twice (x)

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature ()

You think everything over before saying it ()

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (x)

You isolated yourself during childhood (x)

You became very successful in a short amount of time (x)

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world ()

You can seem cold/aloof to other people (x)

You're good at practical tasks (x)

You need time to adjust to new people (x)

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(7/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised ()

You're polite ()

You love classical music (x)

You like cake (x)

You have a mole on your face ()

You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (x)

You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (x)

You've composed music before ()

You tend to call people 'morons' (x)

You wear glasses (x)

(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people (x)

You look younger than you actually are (x)

You love hockey (x)

You love polar bears (x)

You hate fighting (x)

You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (x)

You often get mistaken for someone else (x)

You feel under-appreciated (x)

You're bilingual (x)

You always carry a bear with you ()

(9/10)

Cuba

You smoke ()

You're very physically strong (x)

You've won a lot of fist-fights ()

In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other ()

You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics (x)

You like hot weather ()

You can be very friendly from time to time (x)

You look very tough on the outside ()

You make a very nice role-model ()

You don't let people get a word in edgeways (x)

(4/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth (x)

You like to wear flowers in your hair (x)

You used to be a very tough kid (x)

You're very reliable (x)

It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (x)

You're very faithful ()

Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (x)

You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese (x)

You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next (x)

If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (x)

(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

You're very loyal (x)

You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (x)

You're very serious ()

You have a lot of patience ()

You think too much about philosophical stuff (x)

You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (x)

You're not very confident (x)

You were quite rebellious as a child (x)

People tend to walk all over you (x)

You're a born worrier (x)

(8/10)

Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

You love the color pink (x)

You have a friend that you always walk all over ()

No matter what happens, you tend to revive like a Phoenix (x)

You act before you think (x)

You are first very shy and hard to get friendly with (x)

….but after you DO get friendly, you act like you're a King towards them ()

You are able to talk like the opposite gender (x)

You talk with words such as "like" and "totally" (x)

You seem like a clown but you're actually quite delicate (x)

You love ponies ()

(7/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

You love tomatoes (x)

You're a bright thinker (x)

You have a country-bumpkin like atmosphere (x)

You kinda insensitive (x)

You tend to go along with other people's thoughts or plans (x)

You're scary when you're angry (x)

You're passionate (x)

You have a person that you care for dearly, but they don't seem to appreciate you that much (x)

People should NOT get near you when you had alcohol (x)

You have people that are Best Friends, but rivals at the same time (x)

(10/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

You have a younger sibling that you don't get along well with (x)

…but you kinda rely on them anyway ()

You're friendly to girls (x)

…but you're strict and unsocial towards guys ()

You act strong but actually, you're a wimp ()

On some parts, you're weaker than your younger sibling (x)

You have someone that cares for you dearly but you think of them as annoying (x)

You love your family, but you just don't show it (x)

You're truthful to yourself, in some cases (x)

You love pasta, pizza, gelato, and fruits (x)

(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

You have a younger sibling that you always count on ()

You're slightly aggressive (x)

You think you're totally awesome ()

You have a pet bird ()

You're loyal to your superiors/parents/teachers ()

You're actually punctual, strict and serious, you just don't seem like it (x)

Some people you like, some people you just hate like insane (x)

You tend to pick on some people (x)

You have an old friend that you just can't beat no matter what (x)

You have good friends, but they're not exactly the best people you can find (x)

(6/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You stay neutral in things no matter what ()

You are reclusive (x)

You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to ()

You work hard on things until they're done (x)

You can't get along friendly with other people ()

But, you're kind towards siblings ()

You're actually quite strong (x)

You have a lot of money ()

You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring (x)

You had a hard past (x)

(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

You care a lot about your family (x)

You love watching movies, and creating things (X)

You're stronger than you seem (x)

You're a Going-My-Way person (x)

You love kimchi (x)

You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking (x)

You tend to piss off your elders (x)

You like to claim things as yours (x)

You love games and Internet (x)

You're slightly perverted (x)

(10/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

You love Christmas and Santa (x)

You're honest and quiet ()

You are good at high-tech machinery ()

You like coming up with weird things (x)

Your sense of taste is bad, as people say (x)

You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you (x)

You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse (x)

You love saunas ()

You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well (x)

For some reason, you have weird naming skills (x)

(7/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet ()

You're honest, serious, and love debates ()

You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it (x)

People think you're scary (x)

You're clever with your hands (x)

You make weapons with things that people don't imagine (x)

You're clumsy with human relationships (x)

You tend to go against stronger people (x)

You give up pretty quick (x)

In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring (x)

(8/10)

I total out to be most like Spain and South Korea.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just SHUT UP and STOP, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!) You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..); You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!) You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s; You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged); You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10) and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?) You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see (or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see (or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see (or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

The difference between a FAKE FRIEND & a REAL FRIEND……

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes and a few embarrassing stories.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask where the bathroom is.

REAL FRIENDS: Take a shower, brush their teeth, floss, gargle, then start watching TV with only a towel around them, without saying a word.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

My Chem taught me to keep moving on, regardless of your pain or past.

One Direction taught me that love and happiness should always be a top priority.

Green Day taught me that "YOLO." has been punk before Drake was even born.

The Beatles taught me that peace can be within the world's reach.

BOTDF taught me about P.LU.R... Also that there's nothing wrong with a little sexting.

Imagine Dragons taught me about individuality.

P!atD taught me that secrets are always hidden, even behind those you know best.

Music taught me to live . . .

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict,storyprincess92, SasuAddique013, Traceless - Poison

FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: Will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime sh had a chance to.

One day,Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack andm Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them.

she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.