Marty's life isn't normal, or even very pleasant, but she doesn't let it stop her. She has a skinny wimp of a best friend, a disabled pseudo brother, a no-nonsense caseworker, and not much else. Until Mr. Smith shows up and throws her life completely off course. He claims he knows what it's like for her, but how can anyone understand her when they've never heard The Drums?

"Look At Your Life. Look At Your Choices. This Is The Life Your Life Could Be Like: A Story Of Shenanigans and Zombie Dinosaurs" What if it was all real? Gabriel, Crowley, Lucifer, Future!Cas, OCs. Better summary inside. Very much a crack!fic. Updated!

One-shot. Death meets Rory Williams. Several times.

Sequel to my other story 'Hand in Fridge'. Sherlock brings John to Cardiff to prove aliens exist. Of course, nothing really goes completely according to plan, does it? And John shows Sherlock how good of an investigator he could be.