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 Am/Am Not (Original done 08/05/2010) Am a writer. (update: ummm... Never mind.) Am not a 20 story tall evil monster. (Update: married w/ a child, can be a 20 story tall evil monster) Am still trying to figure out what I wanna be when I grow up. (Update: math ed major) Am not destroying all in my path with my awesome laser vision. (Update: proof not found) Am very happily married, and still childless. (Update: have created personal demon spawn) Am not the reason children are afraid to sleep at night. (Update: sure...) Am a big fan of rock music. (Update: classic) Am not hurling giant boulders down at the filthy peasants below. (Update: married w/ a child, cannot rule this out) I guess that pretty well sums it up. (Again) |
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Honestly Harry - The Year of the Spares by Captain Compass reviews
The fourth year of Harry and his girl's at Hogwarts. A prestigious but dangerous competition comes to the school and Harry ends up totally in the middle of danger again. Are Death Eaters returning along with their Master? Why are there extras of everything hanging around? Uncertainty, new enemies, situations of bravery and foolishness; another regular deadly year for Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 67 - Words: 565,939 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,882 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Careless Texter by GhostOfBambi reviews
Alternate Universe. Answer to the prompt, "I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are," with some twists and differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/21/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 10,897 - Follows: 11,048 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Thursdays by withered reviews
"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 1/19/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,246 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Whose Side Are You On, Anyway? by LapisLazuli786 reviews
Fremione AU spanning all seven books and hopefully beyond. Starts slow and then picks up (hopefully). A chapter a day until Philosopher's Stone is finished. And then we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,687 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Potato19 reviews
Set during OOTP. The story of how Hermione's innocent suggestion of running a Secret Santa with the DA leads to the ultimate search for the perfect presents, an unexpected change in holiday plans, late-night mistletoe-kisses and revelations of profound feelings hidden deep down. Total HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,620 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sooner Or Later by Potato19 reviews
Post-Hogwarts. One year after the Victory over Voldemort, Hermione Granger is finally graduating and Harry Potter is worryingly restless. What follows is a summer of mutual attraction, new discoveries and a misplaced 'friends with benefits' deal that will alter the most important relationship that they have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Plight-Trothed Bride by beaweasley2 reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. For Ginny, the results are exactly what she expected, Luna, she was only mildly surprised. However, for Hermione, the results were disastrous! She thought she'd be paired to Ron and live happily ever after. So what happened and why did she see Professor Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 463,531 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Complete
Put Your Guns Away, it's Tea Time by frombluetored reviews
Ginny Potter estimates it will only take three days into the Weasley-Potter family holiday for Albus to act on his feelings for his best friend. Albus estimates it will only take three days for him to die of embarrassment. And Scorpius, well. Scorpius is just glad to be there with Albus in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 55,109 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 8/10/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Listen by LapisLazuli786 reviews
A late night conversation in the Gryffindor common room leads to unexpected results for Hermione's relationship with the Weasley twins. (Originally posted on AO3 so let me know if there's any formatting issues. Also, I miss author's notes :'( Visit me on AO3 under the same name for a more personal format. PM me for tumblr(s)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11783 - Favs: 9,307 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,578 - Reviews: 4053 - Favs: 10,439 - Follows: 12,424 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Immortally Yours by mondas42 reviews
RE-POSTED! AU - Set during the final book. Harry and Hermione finally admit there love to each other but this has grave and far reaching consequences. It seems that there friend Ron is not all he seems and they face a enemy far more powerful than Voldemort - Oh and he still needs sorting out as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,967 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
A Lazy Day by Politelycynical reviews
ONESHOT: It only took one slow smile- one glimmer of crossed ankles standing across from her bedroom door with an innocent expression and an indecent proposal to make her forgo eight hours of slumber for something a bit more appetizing. Hermione/George. Happy Birthday, Courbeau!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/10/2015 - [Hermione G., George W.] - Complete
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,176 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hagrid - Blood Will Tell by SoulSurvivor reviews
What if Hagrid were not so gentle a giant?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27914 - Favs: 23,523 - Follows: 15,385 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 91 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 6,505 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boiling Provocation by Adrian Tullberg reviews
In theory, everyone is useful ...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Dear Hermione by loralee1 reviews
Post DH, no epilogue, Harry writes to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 252 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Watching Over Them by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After the fighting, Harry and Hermione go looking for Ron who is distraught over the loss of Fred. They are shocked and saddened when they discover Ron's body. All Harry feels is anger at his loss and wants revenge, but he tries to stay strong to help Hermione over the loss of her boyfriend. Warning: sexual content. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,394 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Back in Time: Revised July 2012 by etherian reviews
Detention turns into disaster as Snape, Hermione, Draco, Harry and Ron are tossed 96 years into their past. Canon up to PoA, AU after. NEW EPILOGUE! COMPLETE! Orig. Published: 4/9/2008 and finished 2/7/2009. The old version is deleted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 318,725 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 275 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
SPEW by the dork knight reviews
Hermione's quest for house elf rights takes her to the biggest offender of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A is for Ankh by love.Chika reviews
An A to Z of Ankh-Morpork. It rhymes. Well, mostly.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Elevator Adventures:The Return of Snapette by A True Weasley reviews
It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Severus S.
Seducing a Wolf by Galadriell reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 258 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Beauty in Perfection, Stand by Me by imLittleLily reviews
HPDM-Being revised. Please Note: Since this story is being 'revised' it's incomplete at this time. Updates coming soon. Find out how Harry's & Draco's embroiling passions shift and coalesce into unity for the wizarding world. Sexy and fast paced. Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 56,643 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Alphabet Soup by FirstYear reviews
Rose is a member of the Future Teachers Club at her day school and has been chosen to put on a presentation for the parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5297 - Favs: 11,931 - Follows: 5,216 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bedroom Secrets by Ololon reviews
These are 6 drabbles featuring various characters exploring that the idea that we all do things that only our sleeping partners see. Canon pairings except for Vetinari/Drumknott . Characters: Sam Vimes, Adora, William de Worde, Carrot, Vetinari, Death.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sam Vimes, Death - Complete
1000 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by SilkenRoseDreams reviews
I didn't make 98% of these up, I just collected them. I made up maybe 10 but that's it. Enjoy my collection! And seriously, don't give me all the credit. I feel bad when the real creative minds behind this get disregarded. Based loosely off Skippy's List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 827 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Awareness & Annoyance of Her by AnneM.Oliver reviews
One man was highly aware of his attraction for her. The other man was annoyed by his attraction for her. It didn't matter to her, because she was oblivious to both of them. Dramione and Harmione .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,509 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How We Became Gred and Forge by gredandforgerock reviews
Sometimes mistakes happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
As Events Dictate by Ololon reviews
In the aftermath of a fire at the Patrician's Palace, Vetinari is feared dead, and Drumknott gets a most unusual job offer...but all is not quite as it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drumknott, Death - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9414 - Favs: 24,160 - Follows: 9,600 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Malfoy Sensibilities II by PaolaAdara reviews
Because the second time around is so much sweeter. Kind of. And really, does Harry bloody Potter need to be so fit that he causes trouble in Draco's overrated dragonhide trousers? Seriously! Sequel to Malfoy Sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 443 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 243 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14441 - Favs: 21,990 - Follows: 8,838 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Discovery by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Things go wrong very quickly
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Picard - Complete
Once Upon a Time Come True by atruwriter reviews
The Life and Love of George Weasley. :George/Hermione:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [George W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Locked, Shocked, and Flat on the Floor by DarkHeart81 reviews
Harry and Hermione, finding themselves locked in a greenhouse, discover something about each other that neither new before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Loony For Luna by CJ - Lady of Gryffindor reviews
Luna Lovegood has always been on the outside...after catching the attention of the Weasley twins her life is about to take a drastic turn for the better as the other Hogwarts males begin to ponder what they've been missing ...but who will win her heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,996 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Luna L., George W. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gumption by Roozette reviews
In which there are biscuits, poisonous snakes, nefarious ploys, and, oh yes, Harry is slightly mental and the heir of Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Taking Off the Rose Colored Glasses by cosmopolitan reviews
HHr: “No, what’s not fair is that it’s never mine. It’s always been Ron, and now—now Ginny. When are you finally going to trust me, choose me? I need you Harry,” she told him weakly, wiping away all the stray tears streaming down her face.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,467 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
The Golden Trio finds an odd little bright pink book with an author named PrettySprinklesSparklesRainbow in the Forbidden Section... and they naively read it aloud. Adapted from a story by crazyroninchic! Rated T because Sues are unpredictable. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Innocent Play? by Goddess of Serpents reviews
COMPLETE - What happens when a simple game of truth or dare, and a bottle of firewhiskey do? NC17 for later chapters. Totally AU nobody is dead .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Parry Hotter by Heather Sinclair reviews
One Shot. Harry went missing after the final battle. Ginny and Hermione has found out where. No Ship, No Slash. Mild humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Conversations in the Aftermath by chem prof reviews
An early morning talk between Harry and Hermione about how their lives are going leads to some decisions. Set after the final battle in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Birthday Disasters for Harry Potter by Jason Thompson reviews
The night his parents died, Sirius Black cast aside revenge to care for the infant Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean everything was alright for the Boy-Who-Lived. Honks and Other Harry-pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Pass It On by Twin Exchange reviews
Mrs Weasley is searching for Fred and George and sends Hermione to find them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
He Could Always Read Her by atruwriter reviews
Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
A Life of Lies by kamahpfan reviews
Post OotP! Severitus Challange. Snape is sent to the Dursley's in disguise and makes a very unpleasent discovery. Rated for some language, Future Violence and Abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 165,014 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7591 - Favs: 9,712 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5715 - Favs: 10,123 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loathsome Lobster of Leeds by Wilde Thing reviews
Harry is upset by the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day and finds a sympathetic ear from Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,704 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serendipity by SolarCat reviews
[HPDM slash] Strange dreams and the arrival of Draco Malfoy on his doorstep send Harry's sixth year spinning in a direction he never expected. At long last, Chapter 30! Please forgive the wait, and leave a Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,854 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mr and Mrs Potter by MRSTJ1 reviews
Third and last chapter: if everything changes, is it worth trying to keep anything the same? Harry has to decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Past the Point of No Return by vanillapudding5 reviews
Harry's gone mad. Ron is oblivious. And what's Hermione hiding? [HHr] COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
It Takes Two by siriusblackatemybaby reviews
What do you get when you get Sirius Black, Severus Snape and a potion that decreases their ages to 5? Remus Lupin WILL go mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
Sacrifices to Be Made by Heather Sinclair reviews
Chapters 5356 NEW and FINISHEDOn Harry's 16th birthday he makes a decision that changes his world. A friend follows close behind, 'cause nobody knows Harry like Hermione. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 106,150 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete