Hola. It's been awhile. Now I'm back from the dead, a little older and a little wiser. I had pretty much forsaken fanfiction in lieu of a murder mystery I've been writing. Now I'm forsaking said mystery for fanfction. Funny, that.

...Agh. I haven't written fanfiction in so long. I hope I can still do it.

Since I'm older than when I first started I'm a little more mature. Not that much though. So don't worry. _

My newer stuff is better written than my older stuff. So don't let that trip you up. Thanks, Creative Writing. :D

I'm really bad about starting things and not finishing. D: I'm working on that. I've also started teaching and getting a Master's degree at the same time so I'm stupid busy. Tentative schedule for updates will be every other Sunday starting August 23.

Also, and I can not stress this enough, I love con-crit. Don't be afraid to speak your mind. If you have something you didn't like, or think could be better, please let me know. I will take whatever you say to heart. No writer is perfect, and there is always room for improvement. You don't even have to be anon! I promise you I won't get angry or upset or try to start a flame war with you. I value the feed back each and every one of you gives, even if it isn't praise. So if you have something you'd like to say, please say it, whether it's a review, con-crit, or a flame.:D

I have a tumblr, if you're interested: pervymonk. tumblr. com

On-going projects-

Where the Sun is Always Shining- The Lone Wanderer, Sunshine, bumbles her way through the wasteland to find her father. It's a Charon/F!LW romance fic. :3 Linear

Unfettered Howl- An aphasic Courier travels the Mojave wasteland. Its kind of a new thing for me since the courier has a low charisma. XD Boone/F!Courier romance. Linear. 10 parts planned

Keep Your Composure- James and Israel try to look to the future while they keep getting dragged into the past. It's a FO3/FNV crossover, taking place during the events of FNV. James/Israel, Boone/F!Courier, Cass/Veronica. Non-Linear

Look at All the Lonely People- Follows a courier who can only remember a divergent past. I'm not too sure about this one. It's meant to be a sequel to Divergence, but I'm not sure if I can pull it off. Boone/F!Courier Non-Linear EDIT: Gonna just go with a series of non-linear one-shots, instead of a full-blown chapter by chapter story. Fallout: New Vegas

Trapped at the Fort series-Vulpes takes the Courier captive, and is a bastard. Also porn. XD Linear Fallout: New Vegas

And the Darkness Comprehended it Not- An F!Courier/Caesar fic, possibly non-con. I'm not too sure where I'm going with it, just that I am. Fallout: New Vegas

Green-The adventures of soon-to-be Inquisitor Ellana Lavellan and her crazy awkward crush on Commander Cullen. Eventual Cullen/F!Lavellan Dragon Age: Inquisition

Death, A Parting-Minako Arisato wakes up from a coma four years after the battle with Nyx. But her awakening isn't all that it seems. A P3P/Persona 4 crossover, taking place after the events of Arena. Akihiko/F!PC, Yosuke/Yu. I am still writing on this I swear.

Can't Be Shaken Away-Beth isn't just another dead girl, and Daryl isn't the man he used to be. This world changes people and you have to fight to not let your light go out. AU set after the events of Alone, eventual Bethyl. An eventual Beth lives!AU The Walking Dead

Ashes to Ashes-The Dragonborn contracts vampirism after refusing the Dark Brotherhood, and Erandur has to make a difficult choice. F!Dragonborn/Erandur Skyrim.

Up-Coming Projects

Endure the Darkness-The Adventures of Warden Kallian Tabris, a novelization of the City Elf playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins. Eventual F!Warden/Alistair"I will love the light for it shows me the way, but I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars."-Og Mandino

Greater Than This System's Sun- Will wasn't hallucinating. Abigail is beautiful, gloriously alive. Majority of the storyline will take place between seasons 2 and 3. Eventual Will/Abigail. Hannibal everyone lives! AU

Linguistics-Based on a prompt from the Skyrim Kink Meme. The Dragonborn suddenly appeared, unsure of where she was. The thing is, Ulfric can't understand a word she says. A modern person in Skyrim AU. Possible Ulfric/F!Dragonborn

Various F!Dragonborn/Erandur fics

Lara Kraft translated 'Divergence' into French. Excuse moi as I squeal in delight http:// www. fanfiction. net / s / 7619461 / 1 / Scission

I have fanart, you guys!

.deviantart. com / gallery /31760212# / d46zsbj Swank.Doll drew this for No Exceptions. So. Amazing. I literally squeed for twenty miutes after she posted it.

http:// i54. tinypic. com/ 15gxpo8. png- This is Lola, Rex and Boone from the Watch Me Burn series. I feel like this doesn't count because I requested it from this ballin' art anon on the Fallout Kink Meme. XD

And here's the S.P.E.C.I.A.L's and tag skills for Sunshine and Lola, if anyone is interested. :D I freaking love S.P.E.C.I.A.Ls!

Catherine "Sunshine" Maddox

S-2

P-8

E-3

C-8

I-9

A-3

L-7

Tag skills

Medicine

Speech

Science

Barter

Dolores "Lola" Haze

S-6

P-4

E-7

C-3

I-6

A-6

L-10

Tag skills

Medicine

Guns

Sneak

Lockpick

I also have their perks too, but that would take up waaaaaaaay too much space. XD

Fallout 4

Clara Whitman (Changed her last name after waking up to the wasteland)

Chinese/Irish American

Starting Special (she spends her early perk points dumping points into Strength, Endurance and Agility)

S-1

P-5

E-1

C-8

I-9

A-1

L-4

Dragonborn

Lux Flame-Heart (formerly Deirdre Mourning-Song)

An Imperial/Nord warrior

Tag skills:

Speech

Smithing

Two-handed

Favored weapon: Glass Greatsword

Dragon Age

The Warden

Kallian Tabris

City Elf Origin

Warrior-sword and shield

Romanced Alistair, made him King and remained his mistress

Garrett Hawke

Sarcastic/Charming

Rogue-dual wield

Romanced Anders because I hate myself

Inquisitor

Ellana Lavellen

Dalish Elf Origin-Hunter (elf-blooded)

Does not believe she's Andraste's chosen

Rogue-Archer

Romanced Cullen