Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

USUK. Alfred, the Prince of the Summer, is sent below the earth to the banished Winter Kingdom to marry the indifferent Prince Arthur in a bid to end the hostility left over from a catastrophic war nobody seems to remember anything about.

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

USUK/GerIta/Spamano: America wants to gift England with the world - but in a tightly-controlled post-war era where the nations are forced into liaisons for the sake of a stable economy and world peace, all he has to give is the American Dream.

USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.

Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.

Post-season. Everybody has their own rituals for closure. Kusanagi carries his out with bourbon and matches.

Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi

UKUS AU take on the 'Bluebeard' story with a vampire twist. Dr Francis Bonnefoy and Inspector Ludwig Beilschmidt determine to put a stop to the murders which occur at Lord Kirkland's annual Halloween Ball while Alfred struggles to look after his increasingly ill employer and lover. All of their paths are on a bloody collision course. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.

A collection of drabbles, ficlets and drablets about the nations of the world. Various pairings

When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Gilbert is the devil, the Joker. He skips through night and dances through darkness, torturing the inhabitants of the Four Kingdoms. But there is one mortal, his pretty songbird, that he cannot bring himself to hurt.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Canada propped himself up on one elbow, watching him go. With sad eyes, he raised two fingers to the receding back, broad and strong and breaking ever so slowly under Atlas's burden. "Bang. You're dead." For George Devalier

An overnight stay at a roadside hotel becomes the bane of Roderich's existence when he is forced to share a room with Gilbert. But wait, the weekend isn't over so easily as Roderich battles some uncomfortable feelings for the man he always bickers with.

The Winchesters adjust to life as civilians while Castiel adjusts to being human. Christmas-fic. Sequel to "Leap That Makes the Fall."

Seto and Katsuya get into a fight with one another, but things end up more physical than either of them planned for. Puppyshipping, rated M for a reason. Seriously.

When Feliciano is 'rescued' by Ludwig, he decides they're going to be together! Ludwig's reticence is just a minor bump in the road...

Ah, mornings like this… Mornings when he buries his face in pillows that smells of tomatoes and musk and that spicy scent that is just Spain's. It's on mornings like this that Romano can actually admit, he doesn't mind the Spaniard.

Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Gilbert has a problem with one of Roderich's annoying habits. Can Roderich convince him to see it his way? PruAus involving ice. Oh yeah.

Roderich finds out that Gilbert secretly wears glasses. Amusing times follows. No plot to speak of.

PWP PruAus. Short story about Prussia and Austria taking their relationship to the next level. Unfortunately, it gets a little bumpy.

Sadik is the Sultan of the Al Yildiz Empire. He is arrogant and foolish... Will encountering the mysterious guardian of the Al-Huriya oasis, Gupta, change him for the better?

Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.

Joey thought it was just going to be a normal trip to the bathroom, but he never suspected what would be waiting for him on the other side of the stall...

Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

With everything that was going wrong in Dean's life, it took him a while to realize that the person close to him that really needed the most help was Castiel.

Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.

Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"

One-shot, Yaoi, LietPol, smut. Based on the "While You Were Gone" strip. Poland catches glimpse of Lithuania's scars and throws a hissy fit over it. After that, their true feelings come to light.

America can't help but moan at that, his hands on England's hips tightening convulsively. This gives a whole know meaning to the words 'lie back and think of England'

It's a strange sensation, to give in in such a way. His voice is soft at first, rising in volume and pitch as Greece continues his persistent play, tuning Japan like a shamisen

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

AU. Former French Revolutionary Francis de Bonnefoy takes exile in London during the reign of terror. He finds himself slowly becoming fascinated by Matthew Williams, a fragile, broken aristocrat with an untold past. France/Canada, past hints of FrUk

That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

1989, The Wall has fallen and Prussia is back. But something seems wrong, and Austria invites him to stay at his house for a while.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

Prison, Rintama High, America. Three places Jounouchi never went in his life. Or one life, at least. -Joukai, multi-part, DF.-

Lithuania and Poland let off some steam after the Battle of Tannenberg, in the form of impatient sex.

It's a bad sign when you start to feel cold in July - not that you have to worry now. Domino hits a heat wave, Jounouchi can't get any sleep, nobody can keep the power on, and if Kaiba acts any weirder, the world really will end. -Joukai, complete.-

Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.

I am a liar, and nations are built on lies. I want Italy's heart, I have Italy's heart, and I scorn Italy's heart.

Ryou helps the police with a series of unsolved murders. Bakura is an eccentric artist who paints with blood. AU. Tendershipping, others hinted.

Post WW2. "When I see you again," Italy said, "I want to hold your hand and never let go." Germany/Italy

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

Jounouchi explains his addicting relationship with Kaiba Seto. Oneshot SxJ

Luna imagines that everyone falls in love with their best friend, at least a little. She just happened to fall a bit harder than most. Of course, that was mostly because her best friend was Ginny Weasley. GinnyLuna femmeslash.