I own no characters that I write about that already are property of others. Everything I write is merely for my entertainment and hopefully others entertainment.

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”

― Maya Angelou

“If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”

― Stephen King

“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.”

― Toni Morrison

“If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot.”

― Stephen King

“You can make anything by writing.”

― C.S. Lewis

"Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question."

-Willard Scott

"Personality is everything in art and poetry."

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“I've always been very confident in my immaturity.”
― Brandon Sanderson

“I'd rather be a little weird than all boring.”
― Rebecca McKinsey

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If you're going through hell, keep going."

- Winston Churchill

Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuf

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

The wondrous ability to bring joy to others. It doesn’t matter if you have a million fans, a thousand fans, or just a few. It doesn’t matter if the only person who loves your work is a family member or a friend. Just bringing enjoyment to one other human being in this screwy caravan of a world is a hell of a lot.

Steven Michael Sarber

I'm quiet most of the time

When you get to know me you think I'm really talkative

I love to act and people think I'm good [I'm not one of them but others do (okay sometimes I think I'm good)]

I've been through horrible stuff but I'm positive cause being negative is just sad and no one likes sad

I'm basically a little kid (but a smidgen smarter)

I love to get away from sadness and bring joy to people

I spend most of my free time writing or reading

I love real books (the real stuff not online or stuff like that even though I do read online stuff)

I have a huge stash of books that I reread

I have dry humor (I don't know what that means and it doesn't matter how many times people tell me I never will)

The smell of an old book is the best... well a just bought new book smells good too

I say 'I like pie' when I don't know what to say or I'm in an awkward position

I share my birthday with my dad and my cousin

Food is awesome (everyone who lives knows this)

I don't know why I put so much crap on my page!