In confindement, Susan and Dukey learn to seek comfort from unlikely sources. Mary and Johnny find friendship in unlikely allies. Either way, they come to find that everything's not as it seems, but hey. It's entirely probable.

My life is messed up. I've lost my job, got lost in the middle of a forest, and now I have to deal with this whole vampire madness. Man, things can't be worse than this. WARNING! AU, OC centered. Dropped to T for Language.