"Hey! Hey! We are a hurricane, drop our anchors in a storm. Hey! They will never be the same, a fire in a flask to keep us warm." Hurricane by Panic! at the Disco

I've been gone for a while, and I haven't written anything for myself in too long. Just too long.

"Tell me something sweet to get me by 'cause I can't come back home till they're singing, 'La, la la la, la la la,' 'til everyone is singing. If you can wait till I get home, then I swear to you that we can make this last. If you can wait till I get home, then I swear come tomorrow, this will all be in our past. Well it might be for the best." If It Means A Lot to You by A Day to Remember

User Name: 16mylee

Former User Names: Ira Night; Truth Be Told I'm Lying; The Girl Who Fakes Her Smiles; Like a Ninja; do not panic

Likes: chocolate-chip cookies, reading, writing, video games, nice-smelling shampoo, toothpaste, Steam, Fanfiction, Wattpad, and when people review (hint hint

Fact About Me: I am a super procrastinator.

"Why don't you tell me I'm forgiven? He calls— don't know how I fell under his spell. I'm forgiven; lately, I've been driven. He smiles and I give in. An enchantment..." Enchantment by Corrine Bailey Rae

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Whiskey princess, drink me under, pull me in. You had me at come over, boy, I need a friend. I understand. Backseat serenade, dizzy hurricane. Oh God, I'm sick of sleeping alone." Backseat Serenade by All Time Low

Stuff

Can't beat 'em, join 'em. Can't join 'em, bribe 'em. Can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. Can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. Can't kill 'em? Bro, you're screwed.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

Sometimes, I pretend not to care what people think, but I always act differently so I don't get judged.

It’s not always the guy’s fault. I always see quotes about how guys are the reason for everything... but they forget girls can be just as bad. Guys get hurt just as much as girls do. They may not show it as much as girls, but not every guy is a horrible guy. You’re just looking at the wrong ones. Don’t forget, girls do just as bad things, and they’re also the reason why hearts are broken.

SAY NO TO DRUGS! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.

I've never seen a McDonald's or Burger King under Construction. They just pop up.

Age 9: Worry about internet people finding me in real life
Now: Worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

Parents: Did you get home safely?
Me: No, I died a few times.

"Oh, I want a girl who likes it her way, And through it all, I know I'll end up alone... 'Cause I want it bad— I want a bad girl, baby, bad. I want a love that's crazy, yeah. I wanna fight. I wanna rock and roll and party all night. Yeah, I want it bad." Bad by The Cab

Quotes

"I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields

"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention."

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of the Death Valley, officially called "Freaking Nowhere" on any map, yet he managed to produce marshmallows." Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Fang

"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."

"I am a cat." Grimalkin

"Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?” Puck

“Ladies and Felines," he stated grandly, grasping the doorknob, "Welcome to Tir Na Nog. Land of endless winter and shitloads of snow." Puck

“Hey, princess.” “Hey,” I whispered, as Ash slipped his arms around my waist from behind, drawing me close. I could feel his glare aimed at Puck over my head, a silent, protective gesture that spoke louder than any words. Mine. Back off.” Meghan and Ash (-wraps arms around Puck and glares at other OC's- Mine. Back off.)

“Ash blinked. "Are you raiding the cellars now, Goodfellow?"
"Me? Stealing?" Puck flashed a devious grin and popped another fruit into his mouth. "In the house of my ancient enemy? What gave you that idea?" He plucked another fruit and tossed it to me with a wink.” Puck

“Good idea,” Puck echoed from the back of the cave. “Why don’t you take first watch, prince? You could actually be doing something that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.”
Ash’s lips curled in a smirk. “I would think you’re better suited to the task, Goodfellow,” he said without turning around. “After all, that’s what you’re best at isn’t it? Watching?” “Oh, keep it up, ice-boy. You’re gonna have to sleep sometime.” Puck and Ash

“Me? Die? Didn't they tell you, princess? I'm Robin Goodfellow.” Puck

“She pulled up Ash's shirt, revealing a layer of gauze that was just beginning to seep blood onto the mattress. "At least the bandaging was done properly," she mused. "Very nice, clean work. Your handiwork, I presume, Goodfellow?" "Which one?" "The bandage, Robin." "Yeah, that was mine, too.” Meghan's school nurse? and Puck

“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?” Puck

“It's not everyday I get to tell someone I was attacked by a pair of flying reading glasses. Ow." Puck

“Crazy Ash just doesn't have the same ring as Don't-bother-me-or-I'll-kill-you Ash.” Puck

“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble. No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!” Puck

“Well, don't worry about it too much, princess. Let ice-boy cool off for the night and then try to talk to him tomorrow. He wont stay angry with you too long, I bet. Ash isn't one to hold a grudge." '''What are you talking about? He's held a grudge against you for centuries!'' 'Oh, right.'' Puck and Meghan

“It’s not that I don't trust the guy, but…no, wait--that's exactly the reason.” Puck

"And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70. And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23. And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe just the touch of a hand. Well, me—I fall in love with you every single day, and I just wanna tell you I am. So honey now, take me into your loving arms, kiss me under the light of a thousand stars.
Place your head on my beating heart. I'm thinking out loud that maybe we found love right where we are." Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran

You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when:

1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim.

2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back.

3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair.

4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea.

5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you.

6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies.

7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration.

8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk.

9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie.

10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song.

11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him.

12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard.

13. Your computer stops working, and you start scolding Razor for being a bad gremlin.

14. You stare at a flower bud, concentrating on making it bloom before your eyes.

15. You point at someone's ring and threaten to make it smaller and tighter until it hurts them.

"As a child you would wait and watch from far away, but you always knew that you'd be the one that work while they all play. In youth, you'd lay awake at night and scheme of all the things that you would change, but it was just a dream. Here we are, don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town from dust." Warriors by Imagine Dragons

16mylee

"Because the drugs never work. They're gonna give you a smirk 'cause they got methods of keeping you clean. They're gonna rip up your heads, your aspirations to shreds, another cog in the murder machine. They said that teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone'll bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose, maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me." Teenagers by My Chemical Romance