Hello there! Just your average teenage girl. Who, you know tends to fangirl A LOT. Yeah so maybe I have issues, and maybe I can't write, but you know what I can do? I CAN READ. Yeah, I'm so sorry that you actually bothered to come over here. You are a beautiful human being who probably just wasted about 20 seconds of your life on this...

I obsess over basically anything with amazing ships.

My Favorite ships are:

Luna/Neville, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Ginny (depends on the author), James/Lily, Draco/Astoria, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Lily/Lysander, Rose/Scorpius, and Katie/Oliver

Harry/Hermione makes me want to hurl. I'm sorry, but while they're great separately I do NOT like them together.

Is it just me who feels really sorry for Hermione? She literally gets paired with everyone. She's the only one in Harry Potter I think who actually has a substantial fanbase with at least 4 different guys.

My absolute favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. I love Darcy to death.

Also I ship Lance/Kitty from X-men. I don't see how people find them forced. Yeah maybe I was only six when the show was originally on, but hey. They were the first couple I ever shipped. Therefore the best.

And now I have this weird obsession with Vampire Diaries. God, I ship Forwood so much, but then again I also ship Klaroline, too.

Quotes

"I believe there are two great Harry Potter love stories that didn’t work out, the one we know about, Severus and Lily, and the one we can only imagine, Neville and Luna."

"Well technically you don't have to love me, you just can't ever fall in love with someone else."- Compeer

"If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket, but don't actually do it, well, that's love."- Entwined

Who says you have to sit here while these huge events you're so excited about blow up all around you? Why don't you fight? Because I don't know about you, but I'd rather make a mistake and do something than be frightened into doing nothing! - From the greatest fanfiction ever written DracoSinister by Cassandra Clare. Seriously if you can get your hands on copy you will learn the true meaning of life. And quality fanfiction.

When you mix dirt with water, the dirt doesn't get clean. The water just gets dirty." - Virtue. Read Amanda Hocking. Now.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"- NewsRadio

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosen't, then it was never meant to be."- Anonymous

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.- Eddie Izzard

Possibly my favorite MI quote of all time Pink Lemonade:

Isabelle: You should try this one too Jace. It's really good!

Jace: I am a man, and men do not consume pink drinks. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown.

Isabelle: Brown?

Jace: Yes, brown. Brown is a manly color. Even Alec is wearing brown.

Magnus Bane Quotes because anything said by Magnus is obviously the best thing ever said.

This Magnus being the one from the Mortal Instuments. I don't think there's another one, but there totally could be, he just wouldn't be as awesome.

"If love were food, I would have starved on the bones you gave me"- Cassandra Clare (Magnus Bane)

"I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"
"A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus."

"There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself."

"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes.
"Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
"Even then."

And the best fudging scene in the history of confessions of love:
"You never called me back," he said. "I called you so many times and you never called me back."
Magnus looked at Alec as if he'd lost his mind. "Your city is under attack," he said. "The wards have been broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you?"
Alec set his jaw in a stubborn line. "I want to know why you haven't called me back."
Magnus threw his hands up in the air in a gesture of utter exasperation. Alec noted with interest that when he did it, a few sparks escaped from his fingertips, like fireflies escaping from a jar. "You're an idiot."
"Is that why you haven't called me? Because I'm an idiot?"
"No." Magnus strode toward him. "I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do."
"You love me?"
"You stupid Nephilim," Magnus said patiently. "Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!"

"This time Magnus answered it, his voice booming through the tiny entryway. "WHO DARES DISTURB MY REST?"
Jace looked almost nervous. "Jace Wayland. Remember? I'm from the Clave."
"Oh, yes." Magnus seemed to have perked up. "Are you the one with the blue eyes?"
"He means Alec," Clary said helpfully. (yay!!!)
"No. My eyes are usually described as golden," Jace told the intercom. "And luminous."
"Oh, you're that one." Magnus sounded disappointed. If Clary hadn't been so upset, she would have laughed. "I suppose you'd better come up."

"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"
"I know who you are, but..." Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny."

The Epilogue of CoLS killed me.

And someday there will be more of these, but at the moment I'm far to busy with other things such as sleeping and being lazy.

I'm a Ravenclaw