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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Remember: no matter what, through all the good times, and all the bad times... there is ALWAYS a sexual innuendo to be made!... PENIS! ...Subtly or not...X I AM A MARAUDERS GIRL! X Random Shit About Me: X Ships I Support LilyxJames; RemusxTonks; HarryxGinny; RonxHermione... Pretty canon... Oh & Siremus too. X I've been readin' lots of fanfic -Me Wawa and Sara's song that we wrote in math! (To the tune of "I've Been Workin' On The Railroad") X Love always, xoxoxo Xtine 3 |
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The World and Lily According to James by Glass Eyedrops reviews
James is Normal Typical Teenage Boy. Lily is Unobtainable Beauty. James loves Lily. You know what's bound to happen. James remains oblivious to everything throughout, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,235 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/15/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Intense by ElvenDestiny reviews
She couldn't be his lover, so he tried to convince himself that being her friend was enough. And when she had her heart broken, he tried to be there for her, never mind that his own heart was breaking in the meantime.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,527 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/18/2005 - R. Chase, A. Cameron
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Tale of Two Puppies by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Virgin Lily by Mad Hatter girl reviews
TRADUCTION James a parié qu'il pourrait mettre Lily dans son lit avant 2 mois, mais la chose qu'il n'avait pas prévu, c'est qu'il en tomberait amoureux. Va til choisir de perdre le pari ou bien Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Redhead Love by legolascrazy17 reviews
A collection of rather amusing and uberfluffy original oneshots featuring the best pairing around, Ron and Hermione. Blushing faces, awkard situations, and timid and not so timid kisses abound....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Ramblings by I am a Banana reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Stuck On You by The Potter Identity reviews
Remus loves Tonks. Tonks loves Remus. But neither of them will admitt it. Sirius is going to do something about it. It's surprising how far wizarding crazy glue can go....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Suspend the suspense by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily and James lock themselves in the dorms for a night of naughtiness, forcing Sirius and Remus to sleep in the Shrieking Shack. SiriusRemus one shot, silly bantering, and eating of the face in a kissing sense .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadow by XcruciatusX reviews
This is a full seventh installment of the Harry Potter books. I just picked T because it gets as violent as HBP. :HPGW: :HGRW: Almost complete. Intense, dark, and true to the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
On the Rooftop by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A year after Sirius' death, Tonks wakes to find her sweater vest wearing werewolf isn’t by her side and discovers him sitting on the roof, stargazing. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A message in a firewhiskey bottle by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snogging Nog by Ineffabilitea reviews
In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is overdramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health. RLSB Slash. Now complete with Part Two: Stripping Solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But It's a Hospital by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
An unlikely tale involving coffee, banshees, papercuts, almost confessions, too much gauze, video game moments and Scrabble. Rated for a little bit of language and a few references. I don't own House, which is a pity really.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Complicated by ElvenDestiny reviews
"When two people have sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again they're gonna do it again. And that's when things get complicated... And it didn't suck."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2005 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Chaseo and Camronette by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
I still suck at titles. You get the general gist House Romeo and Juliet crossover because Mirana gets bored easily. Rated for a bit of language, plus innuendo.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2005
Of Ferrets and Weasels by Draco Malfoy etc reviews
How come everyone thinks that Ginny Weasley sympathizes with Death Eaters? In the quest for truth, Ginny finds herself drawn into a much more sinister plot. DMGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,664 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Evanescence by CreativeQuill reviews
[COMPLETE!] PostHBP, Harry's quest for the horcruxes... but he's not doing it alone! HG RHr RemusTonks BillFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,439 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
James Potter in a Sombrero reviews
Boy has infatuation with Girl. Girl wants to drop a ton of hippogriff dung on Boy. Boy tries to impress girl. Girl drops said ton of hippogriff dung on Boy. Boy and Girl get married and have a lovely little boy named Harry. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.