Joanna, a woman - originally from a reality where TVD is fiction - is reborn as an immortal sister to Elena Gilbert. With the knowledge that she has on the events that have yet to happen, she doesn't hesitate to meddle, for the benefit of those she has come to hold most dear. Based on seasons 1-3. Will start with a kind of DamonOC, but will be ElijahOC. No love triangle. SI-OC.

One-shots of moments where a scene goes different. Expect everything ...slapstick, cursing, violence, sexual innuendo, tragedy, etc. etc. Anything may happen to any character. Not just canon events, assorted fanfics are honored, ridiculed, homaged. Also with sequels. Not just what happened, but what happened later. *Not JKR* JMJ

Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack. The fifth and final year of this adventure begins in September 2019. You may not survive the experience.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

After Edward leaves Bella gets pissed at how much he hurt her so she snaps and goes to the Cullen's house and trashes it in her anger. The Volturi show up and take her back with them where she gets the family she always wanted and finds she was not Edwards mate after all. I know it's been done before but I'm going to give it a try as well. This will be a mature content story.

The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver

This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy

Dr. Strange saw NO future where Thanos didn't win and wipe out the universe. Still, they valiantly try. Broken and defeated, Stephen enacts a desperate gamble, using the Time Stone to send Tony ten years into the past, right back to when he met Yinsen. Armed with foresight and terrible resolve, Tony WILL protect the planet. OR, how Tony accidentally became a God.

In the Twilight world, a quirky girl who'd read the books and was only a passive fan is reborn as Bella's twin sister. Watch as she takes up the role Alice was supposed to play when she masters her gift to see visions of the future and discovers that Alice doesn't exist in this slightly different Twilight world. R&R. Rated M because I'm paranoid & for future scenes.

Her mother had gotten herself a new lover. His name was Tom. Modern AU. No magic. Slightly inspired by Lolita.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Certain things in this life are inevitable. In the human world, one can't escape death and taxes. In the vampire world, however, the only two things that are absolutely inevitable are bloodlust and mating. On an ill-conceived rescue mission in Volterra, Bella Swan comes face to face with her fate and the consequences of that destiny. (Bella OOC) *Hiatus, Edits as of 7/22/19*

Hadrian "Harry" Potter always had the fortune of inviting misfortune. When the Wizarding World's most poisonous, magical serpent finds itself in his care, he doesn't bother questioning why Fate seemed to despise his very existence. When he realizes it's Lord Voldemort, he comes to one conclusion. Fate doesn't only hate him, but it's also psychotic and out for blood. Just his luck.

Just a few years after turning into a vampire Caroline is transitioning again. What is she becoming now? Only one family knows the answer... SMUT, serious lemons, Klaroline OTP, and a bunch of Caroline crackships like Carlijah and Koroline for some OT3 sexy goodness as well. Pre-The Originals, AU from season 4 of TVD. Possible femslash!

Harry Potter, Master of Death, finds himself traveling through time and space itself in an attempt to hide from his ever so sadistic minion, Death and from the ever present and never ending paperwork. Accompany him as he creates chaos at Hogwarts and confounds the resident Dark Lord, Tom Riddle. Slash. HP/TMR.

After Voldemort's return, Harry finds an unlikely ally. The Child of Light made a deal with a demon. A snarky, sexually promiscuous, slightly insane, possibly incompetent demon. Rules are going to be broken (as well as the fourth wall, and probably some bones). Yep, the Wizarding World is screwed. Reviews are welcome! Sequel up now!

The Twilight saga had it wrong. Isabella Swan wasn't the only sibling caught in the mythical world of vampires & shifters. Charlie had another daughter, older half-sibling to Isabella, Anastasia Swan. Her story, however, had taken her to the heart of Volterra & the Volturi. Aro/Caius/Marus/OC

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.

Grey has two interviews. One for the PSU paper, and the other for his new submissive. Simple. Only it's not. Andrea goes home with the flu (it's going around) and Olivia makes the appointments and well...the title says it all./ Due to overwhelmingly amazing, unbelievably awesome feedback this is now a full length story, wth a special appearance by a character from FSOT-moon.

Battle Lines [Dark Season 2 AU ] The little cheerleader had seemed the perfect candidate for Klaus's purposes, an outlier of the herd if you will, but as he tried to bend her to his will, it quickly became apparent she was not the pushover she had first appeared to be...

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

The Bedlam twins and Daniela are at it again. In a world full of unexpected romances, danger, and magic watch as Ava, Eva, and Danny bring some spice and much needed common sense to some of our favorite people. There's more to the story than the books let on and it's their job to set things right. Watch out wizarding world, because here they come.

It was only logical. She was a doctor; so she knew everything about keeping his body capable and alive. And with his new mission - self-given mission - of hunting down his handlers and their lackeys, there was bound to be injuries to his person. So he was bound to have use for her, right? Right. Now... To hide her from Steve... (Bucky/OFC Post!CATWS)

So the Ministry of Magic has decided to sent someone undercover into the den of the leaders of a newly discovered type of vampire. Harriet can understand that, she can't understand why anyone would think her suitable to play at being secretary to a bunch of leeches, surely defeating Voldemort was enough public service? Fem!Harry. Basically everyone OC!

Natalie Swan and her sister Bella move to Forks to live with their dad, Charlie. After starting school, they meet the infamous Cullen family where Natalie finds out that she's the human mate of the God of War & will learn about love, loss, sacrifice, & adventure as she takes a nose dive in to the supernatural world of mythical creatures. A Twilight Story Jasper/Natalie Bella/Edward

All Kayla Abbots wanted was to find a birthday present for her sister. Instead, she finds herself sucked into the backstage of one of the most classic musicals of all time. 2004 movieverse.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Inside your head the sound of glass, a car crash sound as the trucks roll over and explode in slow motion. That car crash was my life, spinning, spinning out of control with no way for me to stop it. I blamed Lucianna. Edward/OC

Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS

She awoke to singing. Tomione. Siren AU. Two-shot.

Twins, Ava and Eva, are sent into Twilight by their best friend. Not caring about keeping the story on track, they start getting some unexpected attention and things get crazy. Which isn't too unusual around these girls. What are two fun-loving weirdos to do in this world of supernatural teen dramas? Wreck havoc of course! Come join the twins as they cause smut and laughs galore.

A way to a man's heart is through his stomach, which begs the question as to how Grandma Lewis bagged Grandpa who was the cook of the family. It was a good thing Darcy was a fair hand at this. Or food brings the Avengers together and one ex-H.Y.D.R.A operative closer then she's sure how to deal with (WinterShock)

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Meet Adelle who will unknowingly break all the rules, all the stereotypes and change everything. This is the story of the one that becomes the most precious thing for two brothers. Because of a sarcastic, funny human girl with kind heart, Damon and Stefan will heal and learn what really means to love somebody. It's nothing like what you've seen before! O.C. Menage story. Rating M.

It was hate at first sight for Caroline and her boss Klaus Mikaelson. He's a rude pompous git and she wanted nothing to do with him. Until one night when they both got drunk and slept with each other. And now they can't seem to keep their hands off each other. Caroline knows she is heading for heartbreak, but how can she run when he won't let her?

She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.

What do you get when you mix; Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, the Weasley twins, two marauders, a dungeon bat, a strange Ravenclaw, a true Gryffindor, and two demons? You get shit done! A grey fanfiction; smut, violence, and jokes galore. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.

I was just a regular fan wanting to watch my favorite movie when BAM! I land right inside. With the Lost Boys having future knowledge and me having four horny mates how is the story going to change? Can I save the boys? I'm about to find out.

All prayers are heard. However, not all are heard by the person you expect. Patrons are not chosen consciously. Tony Stark has chosen a Patron god and he doesn't even know it. Loki knows it though. After all, this is his first worshiper. When Loki appears on Earth under the directive of Thanos Tony is confronted by the god who answers his prayers. Now everything is different.

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

It's Tom and Hermione's anniversary. An anniversary generally means that you get to spend quality time together. The only problem is...which Tom? AN: No regrets.

Hermione Granger attempts to restore the Founders' Items, with unexpected results. NOW WITH ADDED BONUS ABSURDITY

When Avery Carter moved to Forks Washington she never expected everything to change so quickly. Maybe it was the house she moved into or the fact the she befriended Bella Swan, either way there was something in those first months that set off a chain of events that would eventually lead her to the biggest turning point of her life. This is her story as a reluctant mate... *Adopted*

Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.

Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.

The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?

An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages

It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.

"New wearer, your skin is too delicious to resist." Set during the Deathly Hallows. Mature.

Normally, Tony didn't mind when people fought over him. What bugged him was that it was his TEAMMATES who are currently fighting over him. "He sung me to sleep when I had a nightmare!" "He changed me when I spilled juice all over me!" "He told me he loved me!" "HE SAID THAT TO ALL OF US!" Tony was screwed. Tony x everyone. Competitive avengers. Warnings inside.

Hermione's in hell and all her nightmares have come true. She's turned into a brainless bimbo and is failing all her classes quite spectacularly. Her teachers have, in fact, already given up on her and just sit back and watch her flunk all her NEWTs. Yes, it's nothing but hell for Hermione. On the upside, things can hardly get any worse. Right?

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14

Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.

As the title says, Loki likes to throw things out of windows... and if those things are Tony Stark, all the better.

Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.

What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.

When Jane had come to Darcy begging for her support and company while she attended 'this thing with Thor' Darcy had been slow to agree. Because 'this thing with Thor' was, in fact, a Thing. A gathering of of the big players of the nine realms (well, the peaceable ones) in Asgard... Oh, and one indolent God with a 'thing' for buxom wenches. Tasertricks.

You know how there's certain rules that the general public can't do? Well they're kind of specific at times...Based off of 150 Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts. Complete

When Jeremy's sexuality becomes public knowledge, he starts to get a lot of unexpected attention from the Salvatore brothers. Jeremy/Damon/Stefan.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Twisted Twilight. Alice 'saw' it all, but so did some-one else & they weren't letting Bella go through that. They were also going to make sure she ended up with the right Vamp. This Bella has Balls. NOMINATED Best Bella/Best Humour in THE SUNFLOWER AWARDS

Jeremy and Elena walk in on Damon naked. A bit of Deremy. Not to be taken seriously.

When Bella gets ready to distance herself from her life in Forks months after the Cullen's leave, she gets a phone call from a vamp named Peter who desperately needs her help. Jasper has slipped up & is having Major trouble coping. Only Bella can bring him back to himself once again. During her hectic stay, many secrets are revealed, a romance blossoms & an adventure begins! Jas/Be

Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Bella refused to take Edward back. Alice divorced Jasper over it, blaming him for the split. Now Alice needs Jasper's help. Bella will be coming face to face with a vampire soon. Jasper discovers a couple of things. One, for once a vampire isn't stalking Bella. Two, he wants her. He just has to convince her that she wants him to.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Another kinkmeme fill - Loki/Tony - post movie, Loki and Tony are turned into affectionate kittens that no one knows how to deal with

Thor loves his Pop-Tarts, Clint likes the microwave, Natasha likes coffee but doesn't want anyone to know, and Bruce and Steve cook. Or that time when everything in the kitchen refused to work, but none of the Avengers want to admit why.

including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

When you were trained as an assassin at a tender young age, those skills tend to follow you for life. It was easy to kill a fly in midair with a butter knife without looking, imagine fifty seven ways to kill a man or pick a lock. So breaking out a terrorists' jail is as easy as pie for Tony. It's fun to mess with his teammates too. "So why are you naked?" R&R

A naughty ficlet by request, based in my Blame it on the Vodka universe. Has Loki reverted to his evil ways?

When Hermione volunteers to become Harry so they can move him safely to the Burrow, she is unprepared for certain aspects of her male body. She much preferred being a cat!

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Go to hell, many people told him. So he did. M for language

She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Adopted by wolfydies.

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.