Sup my name is Cactus Luv. Obviously that isn't my real name but I'm not going to share it because I can't tell if some of these people here are creepers. Anyways I got this name from a monologue I wrote called "Hurtful Hugs". It was about me appologizing to a cactus for not hugging it. Thus began my love for cacti.

I'm a sucker for bad guys and side characters. Example 1:

"Team Edward? Team Jacob?"

"Yeah?"

"Forget you guys!!!! TEAM JASPER!!!!"

(I don't like the Twilight series but if I had to choose a team...I would be team Jasper.)

Example 2: (this is my reaction when I finished Midnight by L.J. Smith)

"Holy *!!!! Did they seriously just kill off three of my favorite characters!?!?!? THREE. x grumble, grumble x

They killed all the bad guys!!!! Seriously man!??! :(

20 Random facts about me:

#1: I like pie (well not the crust).

#2: I'm pretty sure I have split-personality disorder because I'm a extremely happy person but I tend to write extremely dark stories.

#3: I'm 14

#4: I know how to talk backwards

#5: I have a raccoon hat

#6: I go cross-dressing with my friends. (my outfit is baggy pants with a over sized hoodie, my hair in a ponytail with a hat under my hood, some man-shades, and a fake mustache made from mascara)

#7: I read a book a day

#8: for my language arts class we had to read a million words in the whole school year. I reached mine within the first three weeks.

#9: Zero is my favorite number

#10: I'm obsessive over Shinichi from the Vampire Diaries and whenever someone posts "Shinichi and Misao are the worst characters in the series" I always have this urge to write a post from Shinichi or Misao saying: "If it wasn't for us there would be no Return Series!!! You wouldn't get to see your precious little Damon and Stephan without us!!!"

#11: I was shocked about how no one in the Vampire Diaries made a comment on the fact that the kitsune were Asian. Something like: "They're Asian, man!! We can't kill Asians!!!" or Shinichi saying something like, "I'm Asian and adorable!! You can't defeat me!!!!"

#12: I think people are actually interested in reading about me.

#13: The theme from Requiem for a Dream is the most intense song I've ever heard. I hated the movie though, it was sad.

#14: I hate the people who respond to everything as "Your mom!"

#15: I refuse to read/see things that everybody is going crazy about.

#16: Whenever I hear intense songs I always think of my own movie trailer for the song to go to.

#18: I don't like the number seventeen

#19: I can shake my eyes

#20: My friends and I have this imaginary hot guy that we always refer to when making fun of something. His name is Eldoon. That's noodle spelled backwards.

I am terrible when it comes to updating stories. So sorry if you like one. Because it's likely I've moved on to something else. TT_TT

Books I write about:

Vampire Diaries...

TV shows and such that I write about:

Hetalia...

Why I never update:

1) I am writing another fanfic that I can't post until I finish another one.

2) i'm lazy.

3) Writers block.

4) laptop crash/virus.

5)I keep rewriting a chapter over and over again because I think it could still be improved.

Here's a pattern I noticed in books:

1.) bad guy dies at end of book.

2.) good guy turns bad and dies at end of book.

3.) bad guy turns good and still dies at the end of the book!

Seriously?

CLICK ME.

1. Your real name: Kate Jorgensen (well that kinda defeats the purpose of my whole "ppl are creepers" speech at the top.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Midnight Fox (heck yes that is cool)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Violet Audrey

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (First 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last three letters of your mom's maiden name): Jorkaill (mmm. sexy.)

6. YOUR SUPER HERO NAME: (2nd fav color, favorite drink, THE is optional): The Green Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aroiuha (...total sense...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Meta

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mipes (pronounced MEEPS. ah well that doesnt sound gothic. it was that or my fish's name: fish)