There will be slash, drug use, crude humor, impossible plot devices, Mary-Sue-isms galore, desperate!Ron, ghetto!Harry, more Malfoy personalities than you can count, and a very confused Hermione Granger. Special appearances by your favourite authors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.