Hello. I am Tekken Saotome. I am Ranma's brother, though the bastard doesn't talk about me. I'm better than he is! Better I tell you! Better!
Sasha: Take it easy Tekken.
Your right Sasha. Oh. This is my dearest friend Sasha. She's my little pet if you will.
Sasha: I'm not a pet.
Once again, your right. She is free as a bird.
Sasha: Bird?
She's a begal tiger but is as small as a balinese. She's actually kinda cute.
Sasha: You said bird.
Anyway, she almost always appears in my stories, even for no reason at all.
Sasha: :looks around: Where's the god damn bird?
:looks at Sasha: Oops. We'd better go before Sasha kills some one.