Hey!! I'm new to this site as a member, but I've read fanfics a lot...

I like Harry Potter, maximum ride, and twilight fanfics the best!

Favorite parings are-

Harry Potter-

Harry-Hermione

Ron- Luna

Ginny- Draco(or sometimes Neville)

Twilight-

Bella-Edward

Alice-Jasper

Carlisle-Esme

Emmett-Rose

Maximum Ride-

Fang-Max

Iggy-Nudge

My Absolute favorite charecters from Harry Potter in order are-

Sirius and Remus(It's a tie)

Harry and Hermione(another tie)

Fred and George(who could choose between hilarious twins)

My Absolute favorite charecters from Twilight

Jasper

Edward

Carlisle

Bella

I LUV FANG!!(Maximum Ride)

I forgot to put it on there, so in my story A Tale of Harmony, the two songs used are not mine, and they are What Hurts the Most, and Iris

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Remus Lupin

2. Sirius Black

3. Fred Weasly

4. George Weasly

5. Harry Potter

6. Hermione Granger

7. Ron Weasly

8. Oliver Wood

9. Cedric Diggory

10. Padma Patil

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

not really interested

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

absolutely. who doesn't

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

um... I think I'd be the other way around...

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

some, yes. He's not usually in them though

5. Would seven and two make a good couple

um, I'd actually be a bit creeped out. I prefer 1 & 2 fics myself

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

four/ eight seems more likely because they're both on the quiddich team

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He'd probably pass out

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Late at night, in one of the many dark rooms of Grimmauld Place, small giggles could be heard as a forbidden romance took place.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I'm sure there is somewhere

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Comfort after the Veil

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

corner him in a room, or tell him Sirius will be there too.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

no

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Gimme Gimme Gimme! (A man after midnight) by Abba
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

stuff about me:

Birthday: October 31
Sign: Scorpio
Eye Color: DARK brown

Height: 5' 1" (short, i know...)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Pets: A chocolate lab

(FASHION STUFF)
Where is your favorite place to shop: Target
Do you have any tattoos or piercings: i have my ears pierced
Favorite kind of pants: jeans

(FAVORITES)
Color: red
Number: 13, 31, 53

Subject in school: American History or Science
Animal: polar bear
Drink: sweet tea or Dr Pepper
Sport:volleyball
Food: Mexican food or really anything spicy
Fast Food: Chick-fil-A
Month: October
Movie: can't decide
Breakfast: whatever I feel like at the time

(HAVE YOU EVER)
Given anyone a bath? does a baby count?
Bungee Jumped: no
Eaten a dog biscuit: ya- but i won't do it again
Loved someone so much it made you cry: not really
Broken a bone: no
Played truth or dare: yes
Been in a physical fight: yes(with my cousin)
Been in a police car: no
Come close to dying: not really
Been in a sauna: yeah
Been in a hot tub: yeah
Swam in the ocean: yup
Fallen asleep in school: no
Ran away: thought about it
Broken someone's heart: not that i know of
Cried when someone died: does a dog count? what about a fictional character?
Cried in school: um... in elementary
Fell off your chair: yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: no
Saved e-mails: ya
Fallen for your best friend? no
Made out with JUST a friend? no
Used someone: no
Been cheated on: no
Done something you regret: yes
loved anyone: sure
Your good luck charm: don't know

Stupidest thing you have ever done: lots to put here... idk...
What kind of shampoo do you use: suave or Aussie

(HAVE YOU EVER HAD)
Chicken pox: no
Sore Throat: ya
Stitches: no- but i needed them. The hospital where we were looked like a rundown apartment building
Broken nose: no

Belief in love at first sight: kinda
Like picnics: depends

Like school: depends on the class and who I'm with
What schools have you gone to: OLPH

(WOULD YOU)
Eat a live hamster for 1,000,000: NO- that would be gross and cruel
Would you go to a Hanson concert if you had a free ticket: why not?
if you loved someone and u were keeping something from them and it would
hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: depends

Who Is the last person that called you: grandparents
Who makes you laugh the most? depends
Makes you smile: DEPENDS
Last person You Kissed: don't remember
Who broke your heart: no one

(DO YOU)
Do you like filling these out: yeah
Do you wear contacts or glasses: no
Do you like yourself: sure
Do you get along with your family: depends which family member
Do you do drugs: no (if i did... why would i post it on the internet anyway?)
Stolen anything over 50: no

Depressed: i don't think so

(FOR ALL)
What did you do yesterday: i worked at soup kitchen
Good driver: I'll find out in October!
good actor: people say so
good singer: everyone tells me i am... but i have my doubts
How many remote controls are in your house: for just the t.v. we have four, but if you mean all remotes i have no idea

are you double jointed:in my hands
what do you dream about? depends on the night
last movie you saw in theaters: Marley and Me
Sun or Rain: SUN- who would want rain?
Scary or funny movies: scary, usually
White or chocolate milk: chocolate
Root beer or Dr Pepper: dr pepper, i hate rootbeer
Vanilla or Choclate: vanilla
Summer or Winter: Summer
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or Pearl: diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise: sunset, but sunrises are nice, too
Sprite or 7-Up: sprite but i prefer Mtn Dew
Pants or Shorts: I don't really care- it depends on my mood
Orange or Apple Juice: apple
Cats or Dogs: dogs
Coffee or Tea: idk, but it would have to be sweet tea
In person or over the phone: depends
Oldest, Middle, youngest or only child: only
Indoor or Outdoor: I love both

(WHAT YOU WANT IN A GUY)
Boxers or Brief: Hmmm... Boxers
Tall or short: tall...ish
Good or bad guy: well, good, but not preppy...
Dark or blonde hair: dark
Curly or straight hair: depends
Dark or light eyes: depends, usually dark
Hat or no hat: either one
Long or short hair: in the middle- definitely not shoulder length or longer- just shaggy
Tan or fair: dont really care but not blinding white
Frekles: not like all over, unless it's a really awesome guy
Forien accent: doesn't matter.
What do you notice first about guys: eyes, then hair
Six pack: doesn't have to
Muscular arms: not a total wimp
Jewelery or none: i don't care, but only a single necklace, preferably a dog tag

1. Your real name - Rachel
2. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters in your forename plus "izzle" in the end) - Racizzle
3. Your detective name (your favorite color and your favorite animal) - Red Polar bear
4. Your soap opera name (your middle name and current street) -Lauren Oak Grove
5. Your Starwars name (the first 3 letters or your sirname, the first 2 letters of your forename, and the last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) - Mooraste
6. Your superhero name (your secod favorite color, and you favorite drink) - Purple Dr Pepper
7. Your witness protection name (mother's middle name) - Lynn
8. Your goth name ("black" and the name of one of your pets) - Black Maggie
9. Your Arab Name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)- Aoerumn
10. Your Nick Name (First three letters of your name and -ie)- Racie

100 Share!!

01. Real name → Rachel Lauren (not tellin last name)

002. Nickname(s)→ Ray, Rayray, Chelli, tutti-fruitie, G, Rachie, puppy(don't ask), 'Chel.

003. Status → Single

004. Zodiac sign → Scorpio

005. Male or female → Female

006. Elementary → same as middle school

007. Middle School → same as elementary school

008. High School → You'll never know

010. Hair color → Dark Brown

011. Long or short → Medium

012. Loud or Quiet → depends on who I'm talking to

013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.

014. Phone or Camera → Camera Phone

015. Health freak → No

016. Drink or Smoke? → No

017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes.

018. Eat or Drink → don't you have to eat and drink to survive?

019. Piercings → yes

FIRSTS:

023. First piercing → ears(only piercing)

024. First best friend → emily, claudia, or Linda

025. First award → Ballet trophy

026. First crush → Alec

027. First pet → dogs

028. First big vacation → Gulf Shores

030. First big birthday → 5th

049. Eating → nothing at the moment

050. Drinking → sweet tea or Dr Pepepr

052. I'm about to → do history homework...

053. Listening to → The TV

054. Plans for today → ummm, its night time

055. Waiting for → hopefully snow tomorrow

058. Want kids? → two, twins, one boy one girl.

059. Want to get married? → Yeah

060. Careers in mind → Doctor or teacher

GUYS:

068. Lips or eyes → Eyes.

070. Shorter or taller? → I'm short, so all guys will be much taller than me

072. Romantic or spontaneous → Depends on the person

073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Depends on the person

074. Sensitive or loud → Depends on the person

075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship

077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Depends on the person

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → no, don't wear them

081. Ran away from home → No(thought about it, and climbed out the window when grounded... only went to backyard though)

082. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → No

083. Killed somebody → No

084. Broken someone's heart → Not that I know of...

085. Been arrested → No

087. Cried when someone died → Yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Sometimes

090. Miracles → Yes

091. Love at first sight → Yeah

092. Heaven → Yeah

093. Santa Claus → No

094. Sex on the first date → Not a chance

095. Kiss on the first date → Maybe

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → maybe

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → In some ways

099. Do you believe in God → yes

0100. Are you in love? → ...nah

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.Emily
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.13
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

1. What is your occupation? Student

2. What color is your underwear? Right now, gray and pink (says BRAT on the butt )

3. What are you listening to right now? TV

4. What was the last thing you ate? steak

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Red

6. How is the weather right now? umm, dark. (nighttime)

7. Favorite drink? Sweet tea or dr pepper

8. Favorite sport to watch? basket ball

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? Nope

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? no

11. Pets? one dog named Maggie

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? Psych

13. What was the last movie you watched? The Unborn

14. Favorite day of the year? Last day of school

15. What do you do to vent anger? scream

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? barbies

17. Fall or Spring? fall

18. Hugs or kisses? depends on who it's from :)

19. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry!

20. What is on the floor of your closet? Everything...

21.Favorite smell? Japanese Cherry Blossom, axe

22. What inspires you? Music and books

23. What are you afraid of? snakes, robbers, dying

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheese

25. Favorite car? Dark Blue MUSTANG!!

26. Favorite dog breed? Chocolate Lab

27. Number of keys on your key ring? 2

28. Favorite day of the week? Friday or Saturday

29. How many states have you lived in? 2

30. How many cities have you lived in? 2

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? umm, I'd destroy something

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 13

Twilight fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Twilight Charecters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Jasper Hale
2. Edward Cullen
3. Carlisle Cullen
4. Seth Clearwater
5. Alice Cullen
6. Bella Swan
7. Esme Cullen
8.Emmett Cullen
9. Leah Clearwater
10.Rosalie Hale

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

ummm, Rosalie and Alice? I haven't read one, but I'm sure there's one out there
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
My god yes Carlisle is Ahmazingly hott
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
ummm, I believe it would be the other way around, but Edward would Kill jasper
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
- The twins and Remus?? Nahh, but it would be a highly amusing three-some fic for sure XD
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Emmett/Seth or Leah/Seth? Umm, neither please... i
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
She would be shocked beyond belief and Esme and Rosalie would not be happy campers.
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Awww! Eddie and Bella! "Join this supposedly perfect couple as they go on the bumpy journey of love, immortal, eternal,... True, beautiful love, Forever."
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Maybe... but I've never read Rosalie/Seth
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
"I'll help you remember, if you help me forget"
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Seth/Jasper? Umm, send off extreme lust waves?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
not that I know of... does Esme/Leah exist?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
"If I were a Boy"- Beyonce It's soo sad what her "husband" did to her!
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Watch out!! Edward goes to his father for help with, umm, "Specieal" things... and Carlisle takes it one (or two) steps further
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Forget about that overemotional idiot, Pixie. Come get a taste of the Big guy. (eh, its ok...)

Favorite Quotes

(Bold = my comments on the quotes)

Maximum Ride

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max (makes me smile)

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max(hahahahahaahaha)

“Can we see him?” –Iggy
“Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you’re blind.” –Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max

"Whats this our side, Kemosabe?" -Max

"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max

"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max

"Total you're black"
"I prefer Canine American" - Total/Iggy

"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
"Umm, No."
Hello, Lab? May I speak to a test tube please? - Max/Dr Martinez

“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
“And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”-Ig
“And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere.” -Gazzy
“And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky,” -Nudge
“Yeah. I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!” –Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."-Ter Borcht/ Fang(I love it!!)

Harry Potter

“Welcome!” he (Dumbledore) said. “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!”

"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she Mrs.Weasley thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Harry didn’t know how to get rid of Colin. It was like having a very talkative shadow."(hehe)

"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses. "Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver."

"Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion. "I let you sleep in my bed!" he said."

"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?" "It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart. "Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.

"But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light. "Hermione, Neville's right -- you are a girl..." "Oh well spotted," she said acidly."

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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