Howdy chums, and welcome to my page!

Or, as I fondly like to refer to it as, my pagio!

Je m'appelle Cranberries.

Mais oui, that is, in fact, my real name. Nice, isn't it?

I like to paint pictures on Television screens in my free time, preferably on Televisions that are still in the store.

I like to do back handsprings in the middle of math class and my teacher doesn't even protest; he just joins in with me.

My favourite person in the entire world is quite possibly Janey Weasley. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1226828/Janey_Weasley

She is an eggplant that I hold in the highest regard and esteem type thing. In fact, she is so awesomely amazing that she is writing my bio for me.

In fact, she created my account for me. Isn't she fantabulous and spiffy?

Though, it must be admitted, her real name is not Janey Weasley.

I am uncertain whether or not it is Tonsils Alonzo Cinderella-Pumpkin OR 5.

But enough about her! On to me!

I have a hamster (Right? A hamster? I'm pretty certain... Because gerbils are smaller and guinea pigs are larger...) named Zeus. I named him after my friend Katie Marshall (from the Twilight books).

Janey Weasley is trying to get me to admit that my favourite band is The Jonas Brothers, who are COMING TO VANCOUVER!! FINALLY!!

But I do not aime them. That is her. Not me who aimes them.

Parfois je peux parler en francais comme le grand idiote, mais ce n'est pas ma langue preferee. Langue, come la langue dans ma bouch. J'ai deux, mais je n'utilise pas celui qui est francais tres souvent.

Je suis la grande amie de les francais. Ils m'aiment beaucoup, car je recoit les "A" en les courses de Francais Langue.

Au revoir, mes petit cochons.

Cranberries.