98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever have fallen out of a chair, while not doing anything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

98 of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2 that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
-George Carlin

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
-- Wendy Leibman

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you're so obsessed by something that you're actually beginning to scare yourself. copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mid wiped, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. copy and paste this in your profile

IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING AND/OR ARE A TREEHUGGER. copy and paste this in your profile

If you've heard the freecreditreport.com song, and have began to sing it randomly, sometimes when it's least appropriate, (F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com, baby!). copy and paste this in your profile

If you just started singing that song after reading above. copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think it is strange Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN. copy and paste this in your profile!

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