Guess What!! I changed my pen name. It was formerly fangedwardiggybellamaxnudge317 but that was way too long to type, so, ok... If you want to read more about me, read all of the random crap below.

Ok, hi... I'm making my poor friend BlueWingedKitty write my profile while I sit around and listen to random sopranos sing freakishly high in my iPod. And I'm (BWK) an alto. Oh, she says she's an alto too--OW she just hit me. That random song mentioned FLYING!!

We're both obsessed with Maximum Ride. BlueWingedKitty more than...her. Ow, she hit me again.

Danny Boy?! (need a lift?)

OW!

Inside joke...ish...

Okay, the real fangedwardiggybellamaxnudge317 is here

(Also known as Inner Psyco. Sorry.)

Shut up A. Okay. As you can all tell by my name, I am a MAJOR Twilight/MR fan. My big sister got me started on Twilight and my friend BWK is completely obsessed w/ MR and if she had her way she'd spend her whole life in a dank little cave reading MR again and again and again... ANd then she'd go and stalk out the flock..

BWK: Hey! Well...if I had like...Max or IGGY with me, maybe. MAYBE. But probably NOT. NOT, hear me Inner Psyco?

Kay, just skooch over you're hogging the computer yah. I joke from above was that we were both in Musical Theater last year and the guys had to lift up certain girls for part of a dance to DB and she had to say "You'd better take your place, E, cause you're gonna need a lift" And all she had to do was sit and look pretty holding a flower wreath. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

But anyways I am... Describe me please, A?

BWK: Well... hyper...hyper...hyper..hyper...hyper...VIOLENT! I rest my case. (She just hit me and the iPod went bye-bye... wahhh...) Um, well, if she has to remain quiet for a long period of time, she goes a bit spazz-like and talks like Nudge...Um...she reads Maximum Ride a lot, because I made her... She likes soccer...and sugar...and FANG and IGGY and JACOB and EDWARD!! (She added that bit in. I DIDN'T. I just added Fang.) HA! HA!
OW. Well... she's not on Team Jacob or Team Edward. She's on Team Switzerland. :)

I'm NOT TYPING YOUR ENTIRE PROFILE, GOT IT?

Can I have the iPod back? I MIGHT if you give me the iPod.

No way!! My iPod... precious... hee hee hee. NO, okay I like reading Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider, Harry Potter (duh, who doesn't like HP) MR, Twilight (isn't the last book a little too much?)...

BWK:...too much what? (I've READ IT, OK? I KNOW!)

SPOILER: What kind of name is RENESME?! END SPOILER.

BWK: Well, we were both at this camp as Program Aids, and in the evenings (I had to type that like ten times. My brain melted.) we got to see movies and stuff. Well, we saw 21 at a kind of crappy dollar theater, and the sound kept cutting in and out, and there was a fish bowl and that movie was FUNNY, even though it's not supposed to be... and now me and E and friends that shall be known as Nyx and Dixie all refer to kissing and stuff LIKE THAT as FISHBOWL

That wasn't what I was going to say, E.

I was going to say that now we all have a bunch of stupid inside jokes, (Get out. Get out NOW.) E. ACTUALLY.

OKAY. So this is my profile so far and I'll put some more on later but right now I have to do something else, mainly FACEBOOK!! There are some awesome pictures of MR and stuff on there and there's even a club! K. I'm good. Adios!

Hola!! Me again. As you nonexistent readers can tell, I haven't written any stories yet. That's because I kinda can't come up with my own ideas. But BWK says I can help her write a fanfic! But if anyone out there has any ideas for a fanfic that you're not gonna use, send them to me, kay?

For the books that I like, I also really like the Bartimaeus Trilogy, and a lot of random books that I pick up off of the library shelves. Yes, it's true. I read books that I have no idea what they're about. I also read books out of order. Okay, the stuff above was really quite random. Stuff about me below...

Name:Sorry, can't tell you. My parents think that everyone who goes online are majorly messed up people who stalk other people. But I can tell you that it starts with an E!!

Height: Pretty short. A lot taller if I wear shoes.

Hair Color: Brown It was knida yellow orangish last year becauseI brought this hair coloring stuff that was supposed to be temporary but wasn't...

Eyes:Hazel (green eyes mesmerize sorry i saw that in a store window in the mall)

Location:Mars (NOt really. I live in the USA)

More later!

Okay. I"m back. I've just put up my first ever fanfiction, but I know that it's sooooooooooooooo gonna get flamed. Seriously, it sucks... Yeah. But ok... I swear that I've been reading so much stuff from FF that I'm failing Algebra. You hear that? ALGEBRA!! ANd that's my BEST subject. Seriously. Ok.

Hola Everyone! I doubt that anyone is actually reading this, but if you do read this, PM me!! I'm thinking of doing this story about how Max freaks out cause Total ate the last piece of pizza. I actually had that started but then my computer deleted it so...:( Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Yeah. But I'll survive... REally... NO seriously...I will. But just a question. Should I even bother? If anyone responds, that would be really great!!

Copy & Pasty Things (okay, I know the facts/stats are wrong, but anyways...)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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