Penguin Addict: Yay!
Megumi Jade: Nice ta meetcha!!
Penguin:There ya go!
Megumi:...
Penguin:...
Megumi: So...
Penguin:... so... your slo at typikajng adn yo bad at it tu Ahaha, I have assumed control, don't bump the chair!
Megumi: That made a lot of sense.
Penguin: I know...
Megumi: Okay (giggle), wow I sound wussy.
Penguin: Hehehehe
Megumi: Ya bum.
Penguin: I know.
Megumi: You have no self esteem.
Penguin: Or typing skills.
Megumi: Anyways...I'm a junior in High School. I don't know, what should I say?
Penguin: That'll do. I'm a junior in High School, too.
Megumi: In fact, we go to the same school.
Penguin: Yesss...when was I to be informed of this?
Megumi: Anyways... *kicks chair* Here's my imaginary self - I have blue hair, I'm skitso, ZZt zzt *burns out*
Penguin: She ran out of fuel! *refills*
Megumi: ... and that's me!
Penguin: Heh. Problem averted.
Megumi: Now how about you Penguin?
Penguin: I'm everything. Next subject. *evil laughter ensues*
Megumi: Should we describe Tanpopo?
Penguin: The name was taken from a restaurant.
Megumi: All standard disclaimers apply.
Penguin: Product placement!
Megumi: Tanpopo is a talky talk show.
Penguin: Zany and wacky and all those things that are normally talky talk show-ish.
Megumi: But this has a twist! We do commentary with an audience present then we show a part of the movie, with commentary included, of course *wink*
Penguin: All those who oppose us are doomed.
Megumi: I had a train of thought but I think it got derailed.
Penguin: Heh.
Megumi: ... oh right! Then we take the characters out of their world and torture them.
Penguin: It all started with Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke coming alive due to a possessed DVD Player!
Megumi: Thus - Tanpopo is created! That's the short version.
Penguin: Now go read or doom will fall on your doomed heads!
Megumi: Smooth.
Penguin: I'd like to think so.

(stories will come later, deal!)