
Good morning/afternoon/evening dear Nonexistant Reader.
You may have come to my profile for any number of reasons. I assume that these reasons are the most likely:
~ You thought I was someone else.
~ Your mouse has spasm problems.
~ I left a review on your story varying from horrible to excellent and you wish for me to explain the random babbles that usually make up my reviews.
~ You are reaaallllyyy desperate for a beta, or reviewer, or even readers.
~ You just like my name...?
Personally, I would be most happy if the last option there was true. I rather like my penname, myself. :)
A few facts about me, in case you cared for some surprising (and probably creepy) reason...
1.) Music drives my soul.
2.) That was a lie - Jesus drives my soul. My Saviour and my Purpose, my Father and my Hope. Music just helps.
3.) I enjoy eyebrow movements
4.) I drink hot chocolate on a daily basis
5.) Poetry or prose? I'll never pick a side on that battle.
6.) I'm not your average fanfictioner... I'm not a fanatic, nor a stay-at-home-parent-with-a-hobby, nor a highly-talented-but-underrated-wannabe-author. I'm more pathetic than all of those - a teenager that hardly writes anything but babbles and the very beginnings of plots. I'm a useless member of Fanfiction.net and I'm proud of it.
That's me. I'm always open for offers and opportunities, and feedback. A warning to any possible readers - I'm notorious for never finishing anything. Don't get hooked or even interested... you'll only be disappointed.
Any comments on reviews or personal messages, don't be scared to drop in. At the worst, I'll be cordial. And I'm not ashamed to say that I wrote that last line while very tired and am presently unsure of what I meant by it.
With much love,
Lucy Harrow.