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Joined 09-05-08, id: 1686743, Profile Updated: 08-03-09

Okay I'm just here for free time because I'm bored. I'm into a lot of things, like movies, music, drawing/sketchiung, painting, photographey, and many other things.

I love emo music, and other types of music that I have no idea what you call.

My fav. bands/singers:

Owl City, Nevershoutnever, Call The Cops, Paramore, Greenday, Cash Cash, The Ready Set, Romance On A Rocketship, A Rocket To The Moon, All Time Low, Lady Gaga, Plugin Stereo, Stereo Skyline, Teen Hearts, Forever The Sickest Kids, Burning Tree Project, All-American Rejects, Trillit, Linkin Park.

My favorite movie of all time would be Twilight, and can not wait until New Moon comes out on November 20, 2009! Also I can not also wait until Eclipse comes out on June 30, 2010!

So yes I'am a BIG fanatic on Twilight and what now. But if you can't live with that, I suggest you go find a gun a go shoot yourself in the head.

As for books, if you haven't already figured this out the Twilight Saga, or just saying, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. If you would have to ask me witch book I love the most out of the whole saga it would have to be Breaking Dawn, I know gross, maybe, but dirty yes. And that's why it's so great. I can never almost ever spell so you can find that out pretty early if you ever talk to me, and I can horrible somtimes mispell words when typing, thank God they made something called a spell checker. So yeah. Peace, Love, and Twilight.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I ' m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I' m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, do I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have ADIS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND , so I MUST be a bch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAIN, so I MUST think gay people should do to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your thought.

I'm DEBAITING IF I BELIEVE IN A GOD, so I MUST not believe in anything.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUNLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor poeple.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

Im a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient srore.

I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a sacage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth ot emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a naggind, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cidars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FEEL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLSIH, so I UST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one:.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so i must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I HAVE BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hand out with GUYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm PLOISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in thr wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love friend chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTAIN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a band, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self sonrol.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a consceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOE MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a gay.

I'ma PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an alnimo.

I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I WEAR TIGHT PANTS AND I'M A GUY, so I MUST be emo.

I COULDN'T HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fint in with everyone.

I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKINERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be a over controlling bch.

My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene boobs.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over sontollinf bch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I HANG OUT WITH A FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed starlker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep,

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk witha funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I wanted to castrate every man on Earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT WHEM I GO OUTSIDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am.)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with eaither a cockey or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have a bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL, so I MUST be a loser.

I GOT RAPED WHEN I WAS 4 OR 5, so I MUST become a sex addict when I grow up.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm a PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm a PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBEAIN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I HAVE MY OWN SPRITUAL IDEOLOGY; THEREFORE, I MUST be WRONG, or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST ba a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a TERROTIEST.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG, and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore, I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I DON'T CONFORM TO STYLE, so I MUST be UNFEMININE.

I GO TO RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY, so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm an EMPATH, so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm PSYKICK, so I MUST be crazy and alone.

I'm FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-contolling perfectinist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIKE, so I MUST be having problems.

I SEE GHOSTS, so I MUST be crazy.

Peace, Love, TWILIGHT!!

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They're Back by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
The Cullens have been gone for 56 years and now Bella is with the Volturi. But what will happen when Carlisle decides to make a surprise to his old friends, Aro, Caius and Marus. With Edward's and Bella's love still be there or is gone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Windsor Academy by ebby 7695 reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday Edward send her to a school in Alaska to keep her safe. But Bella is tormented by her roommate. He has marked her -literally- as his own and won't let her go until she is fully his. No matter what it takes. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,225 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella
Morning Moon by jshai reviews
During New Moon. The Volturi set out to find and kill the Cullens' for letting a human know their secret, only to find a broken Bella in the woods. Given the choice to become a vampire or see the ones she loved killed, Bella leaves Forks for Volterra.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,874 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Twilight Parody by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
Twilight Parodys! So funni! Read! summary suck but it REALLY good, well i think it is!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Twilight Chat by Emmett is a huggable bear-123 reviews
The Twilight people IM! Woot-woot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Twilight Associations by EdwardCorvin17 reviews
Do you think that you can make a Twilight association out of anything? I mean, anything? Here's my attempt and your attempts to relate all topics to something Twilight-related. Very reader-involved! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009