In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'

Completed/Abandoned

"The children born of thee are sword and fire." Or, the God of Thunder gets suckered into Loki's latest evil scheme. Thor/Loki, mpreg.

Thor has always had more sense than self-control. Thor/Loki, somnophilia.

Archer possessed a gruff nature and seemed to pride himself on being as unapproachable as possible. In short, he was everything that Toad wasn't. Archer/Toad SLASH. A prompt for duvalia.

Picking up after MW2 left off Soap and Price are left on the run, trying to survive in a world turned on it's head. But when a desperate op goes very wrong and an old friend comes back to haunt them, Soap is left in a different kind of drama altogether...

After being hit by a wave of inspiration I decided to make this into a collection of Roach/Ghost one shots/flashbacks. Slash.

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

When the 141 are betrayed, Shepherd didn't quite managed to destroy all of the loose ends. This is how I perceived MW3 would have turned out had Roach and Ghost survived the atrocities of shadow company.

When John tries to get some well deserved sleep, he gets woken up by a murderous Ghost. What has Roach done this time? Written for fun. Short one shot.

The risk of blood-loss and bodily injury is in every one of Task 141's job descriptions, and most of its members accept this as an unpleasant but necessary part of their duties. To Roach, however, it's more like a perk. Roach/Ghost slash

A quiet night on base before the the airport massacre in MW2. This is a one-shot I wrote for Ghost. It turned out a bit more twisted than I had originally intended! Warning! There is gay connotation and sexual themes. Nudity! *nudge nudge wink wink*

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

Desmond comes to a bit of a startling conclusion that reminds him of those long gone ancestors... Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun. Oneshot. WARNING: SLASH!

Soap/Ghost slash. MW2 spoilers. One-shot.

TFA. War is his life, and the life of his team. Sari is empty, and Bulkhead perished years ago. Prowl seeks silence and relief in space, but Lockdown offers him something a little more... permanent, and little more enjoyable: control. LockdownxProwl. DARK

Five Times 2nd Platoon Tried to Mend Brad Colbert's Broken Heart

AU, JakX. Sex, drugs and alchohol make up the better part of the racing background, but eternallygreen Daxter forces his way in, heart set on the king of the track... a certain blonde racer. JakxDaxter. THOROUGHLY CHANGED AND UPDATED, so REJOICE!

AlbelFayt, LutherFayt. Albel Nox exists in the battlefield, an existentialist world of crimson. He never believed in Fate. But through Fayt, he will learn that there are various shades of vermilion aside from the color of blood.

KuroFai Sometimes, we all need a few pointers in the love department. Section twelve: Sea of memories. End.

YAOI GenmaRaidoKakashi It all started with a night of trying to unwind. Somehow, Raido ended up being with Genma, and an unexpected Kakashi. Really, Kakashi argues he was only 'helping them continue'.

AlbelFayt. Yaoi. "That's because I'm a jaded man whose only purpose is to kill parasites," whispered Albel close to Fayt's ear. "And you are the only one who is spared from that fate. Isn't that right? Fayt?"

AU, Kai/Tyson. Tyson has just moved from Sendai to Akita and the poor boy was instantly categorized into the 'not so popular' group. Kai, one of the most popular boys in school, loves to torture Tyson. Tyson loves to annoy Kai. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE

YAOI: Cupid's Trio 3: Irvine, Seifer, and Squall spend the winter festival at Laguna's house. Seifer and Squall get as close to each other as they are to Irvine. Can Laguna get through Squall's wall of resentment? Complete.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the FF8 characters got together with a certain farm animal? Here's your chance to find out. Warning: Only read if you're completely crazy.