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Joined 01-23-03, id: 331013
You really want to know about me? Well, all you need to know is... I AM THE FUTURE RULER OF THIS WORLD AND I WILL FIND A WAY TO KIDNAP ORLANDO BLOOM AND LEGOLAS AND HIDE THEM BOTH IN MY ROOM FOREVER!!! BWHAHAHAHA!!

Chaos - I think you've had enough sugar for today.

Luinil - Come off it Chaos! You know as well as I do that she's worse when she's not on a sugar high. Plus when you give her sugar, she lets you go out and annoy people.

Chaos - Right! Thankies! *runs off to annoy the neighbors*

Neways, I'm Aurora and I will find a way to own Lord of The Rings someday. Those're Chaos and Luinil, my muses. Luinil likes playing around with machines and all that sort of complicated stuff. Chaos likes annoying people and destroying things.

Megan - I'm Megan. I'm supposed to be the voice of reason but all of Aurora's personalities outnumbered me so now I'm just the one who always has candy.

I'm a tenth grader at my high school.

Luinil - *rolls eyes* So specific...

Aren't I? I'm fairly tall, have brown hair that's always up in a ponytail and blue eyes. Unfortunately I don't have pointy ears which really sucks. Glorfindel came to me last night at midnight and told me that if I burned things I could be an elf but he wouldn't let me have pointy ears so I got even with him... but we're not gonna get into that either. I love Lord of The Rings, in case you couldn't already tell. I've seen FotR at least 75 times and I've seen TTT five times. My fav. actors are Orlando Bloom (Go figure e.e), Viggo Mortenson and Elijah Wood. Legolas, Glorfindel and Eomer are my heros. I have yet to post any of my stories although I've written them because my mom is being evil...

Chaos - *runs in* Did someone say evil?

I was talking about my mom. Go annoy the neighbors.

Chaos - *shrugs* Okay. *runs off to do so*

Well, she won't let me because she wants to know exactly how it's done and she doesn't understand computers so... it'll probably be awhile. I have to go stop Chaos from burning down my nextdoor neighbor's house and let Luinil finish her Chibification Machine. Later! Ja ne!

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Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
Kill her! PLEASE! For the love of Legolas! by Xx-AnGeLiC dEvIl-xX reviews
Hehe! Fellowship-torture! This girl seriously HATES lotr! OMG!! how can she!? And she will do anything just to make thier lives a living hell when she ends up there! The funny adventures of a frustrated teen! NO Mary-Sues!!! And NO romance! Promise!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,394 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 2/9/2003
there...and perhaps back again by two stupid gits reviews
the *tragic* tale of two sad sad girls and their (unsuccessful)(yet incredibly hilarious) attempts to snag their loves (see below)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,639 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Accidental Transportation by Forest Elfin reviews
COMP A girl blows up her school science lab and ends up sending her friends to middle earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,119 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Complete
Obsession by ScHiZoPhReNiC-GoLlUm reviews
A comical story about an obsessed, somewhat lunatical girl who falls into Middle-Earth with about three working brain cells. Her attempts at getting Legolas fail miserably, but hey, what's the worst that could happen?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002
Tricks and Treats by Mally-chan reviews
What happens when Bakura plans a trip for his Hikari and him? A huge stack of assignments a 5 page essay and the romantic adventure of a lifetime! But only if Bakura's tricks dont drive Ryou mad! Yaoi!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003
Misadventures in Middle Earth by KaratePunk reviews
i'm done! thats it! there's no more! the last chapter has been posted!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
How Two Girls Wreak Havoc in MiddleEarth by hobbitgirls reviews
What happens when 2 LotR-crazed girls land in the Shire? Madness
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003