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Name: Zanab Iman/Tulsi91
Age:SEEEEEEECREEEEEEET!!
Temper: BAD
Friends: Urmila, Heena, Koko, and Dahlia, and Leila
Favorite Place to Be: In bed, with friends (but not in bed with friends o_O), or at Grandma's
Favorite Relatives: Cousins, brothers, deceased Grandma/Grandpa, aunts, younger uncle

Favorite Movies: (u 4 real? Too many, I'ma put SOME)
Man in the Iron Mask
Blood Diamond
Catch Me if You Can
Meet the Robinsons
Surf's Up
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ice Age
13 going on 30
The Mask
Meet Joe Black
Troy (OMG! I love Achillies)
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
The Dark Knight
Mortal Kombat 1 and 2
Be Kind Rewind
Golden Child
Rush Hour 1 and 2 (didn't see 3)

Activities: reading
watching movies
using the computer
listening to musics
Ikuto
Takuto

Interests:horseback riding
cats
reading
movies
music
SHUGO CHARA
Vampire Knight
My MP3 player (it makes school like... only 100 away from bearable.) :)
Ikuto,Zero, Ikuto, Takuto, Ikuto, Takuto, Takuto, Ikuto, and Ikuto

Fave Books: Lord of the Flies
The Giver
Crispin: The Cross of Lead
All Harry Potters (SAVE FOR 5 and 6 six made me cry, five made me scream with horror and mentally curse and beat the hit out of B.L. Yes... I loved Sirius Black)
Loser
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse

Fave Quotes: (Note: I love quoting myself)

"Ohhh... I umm... got majorly drunk off of Pepsi and Pop Rocks last night, and kind of passed out here."
- Heena (in my story)

Anonymous 1: If I had a penny for everytime you said something STUPID, I'd be the richest person ever.
Anonymous 2: If I had a penny for everytime you indirectly called me stupid, I'd be richer than you!
Anonymous 1: gasp where did you learn such big words? "indirectly"!!
Anonymous 2: Shut up...

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll end up with the stars"
-I dont remember

"Shoot for the stars, if you miss you might end up with the moon. Wait... never mind, SHOOT FOR THE MOON, IF YOU MISS... YOU MIGHT END UP WITH IKUTO... HELLZ YEA!!"
-Zanab

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late-rising worm... lives"
-My brother

"If you do NOT tune in to 2COOL4U next time, we will TRIPLE your workload!! Got that u haters?!"
- Hamza (my cousin, my favorite cousin)

"They're going to have to glue you back together... in HELL!"
- The Demoman

Be alert, the world needs more lerts.
-Anonymous

Courage is...judgment that something else is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
-Meg Cabot

goes kills Tadagay
- Dahlia Omar

"OMG! Zanab!! I'm a Zanab-ist. Umbada umbada umbum ba!"
-Emily

"All the Tadamu fans dont deserve life... HOW COULD YOU LIKE A GAY FOOL IN A FRILLY DRESS WITH A FAIRY WAND THAT HAS A CROWN ON IT!!"
-Zanab

"Amu and Yuuki are like.. so lucky hahahz :D When I liked Jacob I wanted bella dead so i could steal him. but with Ikuto and Zero, the only ppl I'm willing to give them up to ARE their natural matches (Amu/Yuuki) haha :D
Ikuto made me finally realize something... ppl in books and movies and stuff always say that when u love someone, you can give up ur happiness for them to be happy... I used to think they were CRAZY but.. they're right
hahahah :D I'm getting all freakin' philosophical about how I love Ikuto"
-Zanab

" It was a Saturday in late July, so Urmila and I didn't have work, Heena didn't have a job yet , and Dahlia... is... Dahlia."
- My story

Fave. Songs:
(I DESPERATELY NEED TO UPDATE THIS, haha :D)

Everytime We Touch - Cascada
What Hurts the Most - Cascada
Wait For You - Elliot Yamin
You Make Me Better - Fabolous (ft. Ne-Yo)
Welcome To The Jungle - Guns n' Roses
Next To You - Jordin Sparks
One Step At a Time - Jordin Sparks
Tattoo - Jordin Sparks
Brick in the Wall - Korn
Angel - Leona Lewis
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
Whatever it Takes - Leona Lewis
Yesterday - Leona Lewis
Bleeding Love (Dance Remix) - Leona Lewis
Take a Bow - Leona Lewis
The Best You Never Had - Leona Lewis
One - Metallica
Remember the Time - Michael Jackson
They Don't Really Care About Us - Michael Jackson
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
(Pretty much anything Michael Jackson)
Love Like This -Natasha Bedingfield (ft. Sean Kingston)
I'm You - Leona Lewis
Fire and Ice - Pat Benetar
Heartbreaker - Pat Benetar
Dani California- Red Hot Chili Peppers
On My Way - Brother Bear
Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
I Will Survive - Holes
When You Believe - Prince of Egypt
Two Worlds - Tarzan
Renegade - Styx
The Way I Are - Timbaland
Runaway Love - Ludacris (ft. MJB)
Back To Life - Caron Wheeler
Crazy in Love - Beyonce and Jay Z
Forever - Chris Brown
Take Me As I Am - MJB
No More Drama - MJB
Why Can't I - Liz Phair
Everywhere - Michelle Branch

About Me:
I'm Zanab Iman

If I had 10 wishes, two of them would be Ikuto and two would be Takuto.( I'm really messed up, right? they're 2 of the coolest pplz EVER though... so it'd be worth it.)

I love Ikuto, Takuto, Shugo Chara, Full Moon O Sagashite, Toberlones, and DOVE CHOCOLATE!!

Takuto is in my top 5 guy anime characters
Either him or Ikuto is mine. :D (or both ;D)
I love Amu, Ikuto, Takuto, Meroko, Ooshige, Wakouji, Miki, Yoru, and Mitsuki
I'm obsessed with Amuto fanfics and videos
I also love Zuuki fanfics
KANAME + TADASE ARE EFFING MEANT FOR EACHOTHER AND SHOULD DIE!! DIE I SAY!!

I'm always like... either REALLY bored, REALLY mad, REALLY tired, or REALLY happy

I just remembered... I LOVE basketball!! Best sport EVER :D

Anime/cartoon Characters QuizPick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Takuto (FMS)

2. Ikuto (Shugo Chara!)

3. Mitsuki(FMS)

4. Zero (Vampire Knight)

5. Wakaouji (FMS)

6. Meroko (FMS)

7. Amu(SC)

8. Nagehiko (SC)

9. Utau(SC)

10. Tamaki (OHSHC)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

… why would that happen?? But, it would depend… probably glomp, lol

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Umm-zies… I believe I might have just died.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Cool, they can sing Eternal Snow with me :P

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

NO… it’s against the law… Zuuki and Kuutau need to happen

5 cooked you dinner?

Umm… cool?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

… cool? I wanna meet MEROKO!! (as long as she doesn’t kick meh in the stomach while she’s asleep)

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Firstly, that’s GREAT!! Secondly, that’s sad… I have to steal my sister’s BF :P

8 got into the hospital somehow?

OMG goes visits

9 made fun of your friends?

Whatever, she wouldn’t make fun of my friends and if she did… my friends would probably be honored

10 ignored you all the time?

AWWW L pout

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Hehe :D It doesn’t matter, as long as he’s around, I’m safe and even if they kill me… if the last thing I saw is him, it’s all cool

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manages to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Helps me fix it, takes care of me, or is just like… F this runs away

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Mitsuki? Idk, something totally AWESOME!! Maybe a Full Moon CD, maybe a microphone, maybe inspiration, or best of all… maybe hope.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Zero… hmm… I doubt he’d give a damn, but if he did, then I’d definitely be safe within 5 minutes max.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Wakaouji? Probably help fix it or sumtin’

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

LOL, marrying Tamaki? O_O Umm… okay, Meroko’d probably go on a tangent on how ‘romantic’ it is and try to get Takuto to go out with her again.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

… just words of inspiration -_-

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Nagehiko? Hmm… idk, but I want some of the stuff he/she bakes :P

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Either stay quiet or sing… or threaten people… idk, you can never tell with Utau :P

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Idk, but if I was ignoring something he was saying… he’d probs go to his emo corner

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

… o_O hehe _ winkwink

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Umm… WHAT THE FK, IKUTO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!! IKUTO is A FKING INCESTOUS PEDOPHILE… WHY THE HELL COULDN’T PEACH-PIT HAVE TOLD EVERYONE THAT BEFORE WE ALL FELL FOR HIM?! DIES

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Umm… I’d be kicked out of the house… and beaten mercilessly… but that wouldn’t happen ‘cuz I’m strait. If I was a GUY, and if my parents didn’t have a problem with dating, they’d get along with Mitsuki very well.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

That means Zero loves Utau… his problem… I’ll F-ing shoot him with his own ‘Bloody Rose’, Kuutau 4 eva

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

O_O Only if Meroko changed into Ooshige?

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Who? MEROKO? No surprise there :P Let her have her fun, s’long as she’s leaving Takuto alone.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

She probably think it looks good and doesn’t wanna say anything, she never thinks anything looks bad… -_- BORRRING!!

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Lol, Nagehiko? That’s what Rima’s for :P

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Utau? Ask if there’s ramen and then eat the bagel after getting a death glare

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Tamaki wouldn’t have to… but if he did, he’d stay ‘til he got bored of manual labor meant for commoners or sumtin’

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

HELL F-ING YEAH!!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Who? Ikuto?? Emo or not, he’s always the same. And Nagehiko barely has anyinteraction with him at all…

3 told 6 she started her period.

… Meroko’d be a creeper, like in the first few epis of FMS

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Zero slapped Utau with a fish? Zero’s DEAD… and… UtauXAmu…?? goes slaps Amu with a fish

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

LMAO!! DIES-after-being-scarred-for-life

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Meroko cursed Iku out? Okay, semi-believable :P Umm… Mitsuki’d probably go on a “recovery plan” to get them talking again

7 got high.

Amu gets high?? goes calls Ikuto

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Who, Nagi? LOL, idk… I haven’t even written fanfics… yet…

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

Utau… can’t… stand… Takuto… HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT STAND HIM?! He’s F-ing AWESOME!

10 starts working at a bar.

Tamaki? No… just… no

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

TakutoXIkuto… umm… excuse me for a minute… goes hangs herself

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Mitsuki? Sure…

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Zero and Amu? If Zero tried, he’d win… Amu has no talent :P She’d win if she character changed with Ran

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

I don’t know… music or health

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Takuto and Meroko? Probably about Mitsuki :P

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

… Amu’s stalking Tamaki? Utau’d probably tell Iku Amu’s cheating on him or she wouldn’t care.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Nagehiko… hmm…

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

LOL, an Ikuto picture :P

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Full Moon O Sagashite

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:59

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Leaf blowers and the knight-rider theme

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, getting Pepsi

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I started the survey… yesterday? So…Takuto

9. What are you wearing?

Shugo Chara/Vampire Knight T-shirt and just… sweatpants

10. Did you dream last night?

Naah…

11. When did you last laugh?

O_O ummm…. Oh, when my mom was listening to a recording of me singing ‘cuz she wouldn’t believe it was me

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing, I'm in my mom's room… she’s boring :P

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My mother

14. What do you think of this quiz?

… I’m bored

15. What is the last film you saw?

I don’t know… Austin Powers?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Anything FMS related I could find, I’d go to Japan and stalk/glomp Yuiichi Nakamura, Nana Mizuki, Myco, and like… A LOT of other peoples and I’d go to Nana Mizuki/Changin’ My Life concerts and I’d get a house in Japan and I have a lot more to say but my brain’s just had an awesome-ness-over-load

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I’m verrrrrrrry cold

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Find a way to make fictional characters real.

19. Do you like to dance?

Idk… haven’t tried

20. George Bush:

Idk, I feel sorry for the poor bastard, he wasted 8 years of his life and managed nothing except a lot of people hated him and he proved himself a fool.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Mitsuki or Meroko… idk… I have SO many answers for this question…

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Aoi or Keiichi… idk… I have SO many answers for this, too :P

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nope… maybe own a home in Japan so I have somewhere to go when I visit, but not to LIVE there PERMANANTLY…

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

Lol, on her profile, bendercat wrote: “Courtney you have to come in now. You're dead... Me: NEVER! God: ...Ikuto's in here. Me: YAY! -goes running in-“ and I must say I’d do something similar :P

Pick 10 Shugo Chara characters. (including yourself for number 4).

1- Ikuto
2- Amu
3- Rima
4- Zanab
5- Nagihiko/Nadeshiko
6- Utau
7- Kuukai
8- Tadase
9- Kairi
10- Yaya

These 10 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

-room 1 – Ikuto, Zanab ;D LOL
-room 2 – Nagihiko, Rima, Amu
-room 3 – Kukai, Utau
-room 4 – Tadase, Yaya, Kairi

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be? Utau

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be? Nobody, LOL

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the people in the house except you had some, who would you take it from? Ikuto or Amu

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be? Me… just me.

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth every morning, who would it be? Why the heck would someone have to watch me brush my teeth?!

There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them? Kukai.

Who would hate being in the house the most? Tadase, ‘cuz everyone picks on her.

Someone took a brand new pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief? Yaya… she lost all of hers

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it? Yaya again. She didn’t wanna do any more work than ‘necessary’

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing? Lol, anyone with anyone.

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them? Tadase

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one? Uhh… that… just… gave… me… noooooooo… nobody… ever… no…

A pillow fight broke through, who started it? Yaya.

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? Glee? Me, Utau, Amu, Rima, Nagi, and we might make Ikuto watch, too… lol

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid? Kuukai

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters? Yaya and Kukai.

The music’s too loud, who turned it up? Me or Utau

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a)who is the first one to scream?
b)and who is the one to jump in someone’s arms?
c)Who would be the one to kill it?
a) Zanab -_-
b) Zanab -_-
c) Ikuto -_-

Someones crying, who is it and what happened? Yaya, Someone told her to clean up her pile of empty candy wrappers by herself

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire? Rima

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house? Me and Tadase

Someones tanning on the roof who is it? Utau
Who is the tallest in the house? Ikuto
Who is the shortest in the house? Rima
Who is the loudest? Yaya, Kuukai, and Zanab
Who is the clown? Kukai
Who is the most respectful? Nagi or Kairi
Who is the one you go to talk to the most? Amu or Utau or Kuukai or Nagi or Ikuto or… basically just anyone except for Tadase or Kairi
Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas? Yaya
Who’s in bed first? Rima

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be? Yaya

Who is always dancing? Nagi/Nadeshiko

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it? Yaya… but I wouldn’t care… I don’t even like sweaters…

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first? Amu (she’s a spaz)

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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

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Anything thrown hard enough should hurt

Did you know...
1) If you play a trick on someone once, they will fall for it again as long as you keep a good space of time between the incidents
2) No matter how many times you pick your nose, the boogers will never go away.
3) You'll be more popular if you try not to act popular than if you try to act popular.
4) The bigger the house, the bigger the chance of it being haunted.
5) If everyone believes that a wall is not solid, it won't be solid.
6) However, pushing on the wall and saying that it is not solid doesn't help.
7) People will be impressed if you use big words.
8) Teenagers will just stare and try to comprehend it.
(LOL That's so me xD)
9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster.
10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids.
11) 10 percent of people will leave this alone.
12) 90 percent will repost this just for the heck of it.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say somthing intellegent.

4. Taxes disaper.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reation of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegle to wear thier clothing.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

(NOW FOR THE GOOD ONES, BECAUSE I MADE THEM :D)

If you believe that Tadamu/KanameXYuuki fans don't deserve to exist... copy/paste this into your profile

If you have friends that you secretly despise because they love the same person/character hinthint as you... copy/paste this on your profile (then go hunt them down and incessantly poke/kick/flick/smack them :D:D)

If you are madly in lurrve with pplz that don't exist and still believe that it's your destiny to marry them and have already begun planning your future life with them, copy/paste this into ur profile

If you're pissed that your name is common, copy/paste this into your profile

If you hate life, copy/paste this into your profile

If you've ever imagined Touga in a tutu... then... how are you still alive??

If you've seen Zaineb Shamim BUNGA WUNGA in the shower... you are mentally scarred... I feel bad for you :(

If you love dissing Edward Cullen, Kaname Kuran, Tadagay Hotori, Eichi Sakurai, Jack Shepard, and/or William Turner... I love you

If you love Ikuto, I hate you (jjk, u can love him... just don't be all "HE'S MINE!!")

If you are a Amuto fan, Zuuki fan, Bella hater, Edward hater, Tadamu/KanameXYuuki fan-hater, and wanted Cho Chang to die for 1 reason or the other... you're either me or someone amazingly awesome

If you love/loved Jacob Black, Zero Kiryuu, Sawyer, Ikuto, Nagehiko, Takuto, and/or Captain Jack Sparrow... give yourself a round of applause

If you are a polygamist, I say GOOD LUCK!! Have fun ;)

If your friends and yourself call you perverted... HI-FIVE :D:D

If you agree with ALL the above bolded things, I love you. Message me

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Shugo Chara: In Highschool by Sillygurl1021 reviews
This starts out after the embryo was found and everything was calm except for some other stuff going around like lets say... love. After the embryo was found Amu realized many things and thought of them constantly but never did anything about it.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,646 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Loving Every Amu by mountaingirl47 reviews
Amu, Ran, Miki, Su and Dia are five sisters that no one can understand. That is until Ikuto transfers to their school and decides that they aren't sisters at all. Soon he's trapped in their secrets. Dumpty has to find a way to put Humpty together again.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,954 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Hot n Cold by ShellyCullen reviews
Sequel to Hot or Not. How much self-control does a boy have? Not much. So when the girls make a bet while staying at a vacation house, the boys can look, but cannot touch or kiss them for ten days. And the girls? Can do whatever they want. UPDATED!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,070 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
middle school romance by katkat15 reviews
waahh! amu is finally starting middle-school! and, there's a bonus...she defeated easter over the summer and made friends with utau, so easter won't be a problem for her in the new semester.the real problem is...making a choice between her male friends..
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! by bendercat reviews
A bunch of one-shots for every character's birthday! I'll put Kukai up later cause I missed his! Rated T for some swearing when it get's to Ikuto's.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009
Neko in Distress by Mystic Twirl reviews
Ikuto rejected Amu just to keep his pride. Annoyed, Amu decides to think of a plan to make him feel sorry. That is if she could decide whether she wants to punch him on the face or kiss him on the lips. AMUTO! Please Read&Review COMPLETE
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Hot or Not by ShellyCullen reviews
Amu makes a bet with Ikuto. She is going to be alone with him for two weeks to see who can be more passionate. As rewards, Amu gets Ikuto to stop doing perverted things for 3 months. Ikuto gets Amu to do whatever he says for 3 months. Who will win?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,320 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
No More Tears by romancerox reviews
Princess Amu's 'cool and spicy' attitude has scared off all her suitors. All except one. He finds her attitude and personality fun to tease and toy with. Amuto!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
I Love You,Master! by g-c-a-w reviews
Suddenly the Hinamori family owe a lot of debt sold they're house and leaving they're daughter Amu Hinamori alone,but then a man name Ikuto Tsukiyomi,pays her debt and offer her to become his PERSONAL MAID!because he paid her debt!Or other reasons!AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,084 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Runaway by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
She was desperate to be away, to leave the yelling and anger behind her. "Lets run away together and never look back." Amu runs away with Ikuto, what will be discovered and revieled as they run from all their troubles? Read and find out....AMUTO!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Amuto Internet Trouble by MyMangaStyle333 reviews
Amu has started writing a blog on the internet about all her problems, including Ikuto. Ikuto finds this blog and has been reading it, I wonder what he will do? Completed! Rated T just in case
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,867 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
An Angel's Love by La Vie Musicale reviews
AU- What would happen if Ikuto died one day, but wasn't supposed to? What if he meets his guardian angel? What would happen if he fell in love with her? Could love between them even be possible? -Amuto- Yay!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,647 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
When You Were Mine by Aznprid3x3 reviews
this is a story of Amuto! ikuto and amu are best friends but soon ikuto developes feelings for amu but does amu feel the same way? lets find out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Freetime by Emmychao reviews
Amuto. Post-series. Ch2: Continuation of Ch1. Amu wants to see Ikuto's sketchbook, but he won't let her. Her strategy? Chara change with Ran and tackle him! Currently dropped.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - [Amu H., Ikuto T.] - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality reviews
This story is about me and some friends. Shugo Chara characters will appear, as will others Please read before judging.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008