Ok, so first of all, my name is Meghan and I err... well let's see. Today I'm at my aunt's house and I didn't bring my HP books with me and I've been here for the past two days and all I've had with me are AF and I guess that's good but I still don't have my HP books so AF is at the top of my obsession list, if only for today and tomorrow, at least until I get my HP books back. No, people I know who are reading this, especially those who don't like AF... I am not a traitor... I miss my HP books muchly. Granted I miss my AF book one muchly too, and I'm babbling. WHY AM I BABBLING???

cough* Anyways, as you might have guessed...

Fandoms (and *cough* "fandoms") that I am a part of: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Enchanted Forest Chronicals, Series of Unfortunate Events. Erm, I used to like Lord of the Rings, but I got over it...

Harry Potter
Ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, loner!Harry, Fred/Angelina, Cho/Michael (:P), Hagrid/McGonogall, pre-OotP!Sirius/Remus
Fave Fics: You might wanna look on my favorite stories list. And ignore any Jimmy Neutron ones, or really really really horrible and/or non-canon ones... my brother probably added those D:
Hangouts: I used to hang out at FAP (Fiction Alley Park) but that place was a bit too dodgy for me... as much as I value being open-minded, I just don't really like that place much anymore. I hang out at SQ (SugarQuill.net, duh), PS (PhoenixSong.net), UR (Unredeemed.net) and err... I think that's it. Yeppers.

Artemis Fowl
Ships: Only Arty/Holly so far... heh.
Fave fics: Only just got into this fandom... but check out Folly by WalkThruTheFire I think it is, and totally read A Twist of Fate by Stardust Firebolt - if you're a A/Her that is. Even if you're not it might just convert you :P
Hangouts: Well, check out the link up there marked "homepage" - it's a link to my boards. I'll check out Criminality soon enough... as soon as I get my old computer back.

Enchanted Forest Chronicals
Ships: Shiara/Daystar, Morwen/Telemain, Mendenbar/Cimorene (the last two are a big fat duh)
Fave Fics: Again, I think there's a few on my fave fics list.
Hangouts: THERE ARE HANGOUTS???

Series of Unfortunate Events
Ships: Violet/Quigley, Olaf/Beatrice, Klaus/Isadora
Fave Fics: I don't really read the fanfics... I dunno, doesn't seem like there's too many good ones. If you find a nice canon fic, please contact me!
Hangouts: UnfortunateEvents.net, various LiveJournal and GreatestJournal communities.

ENOUGH ABOUT FANDOMS ALREADY...

I like Rock music. Almost all of it. Everything, just about, in Rock. I don't like glam/pop-punk though... ok maybe I do. *sulks* Yes I like to talk about/sing/write/listen to/study music. MUSIC ROCKS... well duh :P

TV SHOWS: Daria, Kim Possible, Even Stevens, *coughcoughJimmyNeutroncoughcoughcough, *coughHACKSNeezePoutPUKEcoughLizziePOUTMcCOUGHguireHACKsneezecough*

If you didn't get those last two, good *insert creepy smile*

OH YES - Phrase of the week - wait, no - month would be *insert creepy smile* please don't ask about the phrases of the week month.

Let's see, I like to draw and write and read and make music and write songs and make amateur films with my digital camera... :P Oh yes and I like to...watch TV and go on the computer far too much.

MSN: eilonwy_princess @ hotmail . com IF you friend me you had better not be a freaky stalker or a creepy criminal person or else I will block you. You'd better tell me your pen name/why you friended me/how you KNOW me/what we have in common/WHO YOU ARE or else I will block you. Not to be rude or anything, but if you're an honest nice person I won't do anything against you... but if you bother me or are offensive toward me I'll block you. I just don't like to be bothered on my messengers by people I do not know. Not trying to scare you off or anything, though, ok?

NOW FOR SOMETHING CREEPY

What goes on in my head

Hey I wonder why my aunt is watching soap operas?

I honestly hope it's because there's nothing else on.

I think it is... after all she's on the guide.

But you can still hear it. I hate her satellite system... I wanna go home.

Oh shut up.

Stop arguing with... yourself.

I hate my conscience...es. Can't you guys just shut up?

No. It's bad enough you're turning into an EVIL PERSON. Now you're trying to throw away your conscience! What's up with that?

I think she's been reading too much AF and watching too many action movies.

Oh c'mon... I'm not evil. I'm going to smile creepily just to show you. *smiles creepily inside her mind*

That doesn't proove anything.

I just spelt prove wrong.

Maybe I should control your fingers.

Am I a schitz?

No, you're just having a pleasant conversation with your conscience...es. Some people have more than one rationality. I am emotion.

And I am logic. Do you have anything else to say? Because I really should go to sleep now, at least until you're done being all teenage-hormones-ey.

Which will be in like what, five years?

A little more than that. I step in once in awhile, but that's only when I get up to get something to eat.

You don't eat, you're an illusion - a placeholder for the voice inside my mind keeping my thoughts logical. Since when is my logic conscience so unlogical?

You're right, she has been reading too much AF.

I HAVE NOT!! Ok maybe just a little.

I'm unlogical because you're a teenager, and I don't nessicarily have to do my job all the time. Sometimes I can be just as emotional and metaphorical as emotion can.

Yeah right. Now, WHY ARE YOU JUDGING ME? CAN'T ANYBODY RESPECT AND LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM??

Ok, fine, I guess I can't be as emotional and/or metaphorical... but at least I tried.

You did?

...No.

Ah.

silence*

I think I'm spacing. I'll just go over here and think about how weird brain waves/signals are. Very strange indeed.

You are an odd cookie.

That's exactly what Shamika said...

I know. I'm your memory, and I say odd things to wake you up sometimes.

Oh. Ok.

END OF CREEPINESS. FOR NOW. If you aren't sufficiently creeped out, good for you! If you are... good for you! If you found this funny... er. Good for you! *argues with consciences some more*

Ok I decided it was fun to write down what my consciences and I were thinking.. so I'm continuing!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! *really should consider moving this to GreatestJournal*

So you've decided to come back to us.

...I never left...

Yeah but... oh nevermind.

I have such weird thoughts sometimes.

Is that an INSULT?

No... I can't really control you guys can I? But I guess I can't really control a lot of my other thoughts either.

You mean like the weird ones about Michael?

I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!! *growls menacingly*

I - I wasn't! It was the hormones!

Are you not emotion?

Er... yes?

I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!! I'm gonna... *growls menacingly and throttles*

Ow. I think I'm going to torture you now.

Yeah, right. Like you have the power to torment me.

Actually...

Since when did you decide to come out of your lengthy slumber?Mmm? I thought you were hibernating until my hormones subsided!

Uh oh, she's using big words again.

DAMN RIGHT I AM... *fumes*

*talking to emotion* Why do I feel like you have something to do with this?

Because I do. I'm torturing her and she doesn't realise it... oh crap now she does.

*calms down* Hah. You stupid conscience. If you weren't my conscience, emotion, I'd kill you.

That's never stopped you... remember when you were 12?

SHUT UP WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT.

Okay... *mutters* I hate hormones...

Tell me about it.

I love hormones.

That's because they're your boss stupid. All you do is remind her of them.

Well hormones aren't the only things that I report.

What is then? I thought that was still an abstract concept, the whole storge/eras/whatever thing.

Haha, logic is slipping on her latin!

It's not latin... it's greek. I think. Now shut up.

I could look it up...

YES.

But you don't feeeeel like it.

JUST DO IT. I MUST KNOW.

You mean I must know.

Yes... you must know!!!

I wanna listen to my Coldplay CD... but it's at home.

Why don't you get off the computer and go home then?

You are very distressed about leaving your dogs alone for a whole day... but you are comforted by the computer.

Yes... damn it, you guys are so confusing.

Well... logic is quite logical. Me agreeing with logic is quite a rarity. You should get off the computer and go home.

You're right. I must say "see you everyone!" to those reading my fanfiction.net bio.

I believe you just did.

Yes.

I looked it up.

Yeah? And??

Actually, sexual love is spelled "eros", familial love is of course storge, comeraderie/friendship is called philios. Gods love is agape. Actually "philios" is also spelled "philea" and "philia". I'm not sure which is correct. They are Greek, yes.

YAY!

*grins* I love knowledge.

Uuuugh. Can we please move on? All this talk about weird greek words is annoying, even if they do refer to emotion.

Stop moaning. Did I not just say I love knowledge? Doesn't that mean something to you, emotion?

*mutters incoherantly*

Logically you should not be muttering incoherantly... you should be relishing the knowledge that you have just gained. You are a part of ... Meghan. Meghan loves knowledge and learning, and so therefore you do too.

But the hormones don't! Stop being so logical!

But I'm logic. I'm supposed to be logical.

You talk far too much. No wonder we seem strange to everyone - we look at things from such a different and horribly logical perspective!

Well you're being rather a joiner today.

I AM NOT A JOINER!

Right. I'm not a joiner. So stop acting like one.

Sorry... it's just those blasted hormones again.

Can we stop talking about hormones for one freaking second here?

Yes.

Meghan... you were totally crushing on Eric again yesterday.

It's the only logical explanation for your excellerated heart rate and pace of walking... as well as the rush of blood to your face when he said hello to you. Though that might have been because of your doubts on how you looked.

Meghan... we were totally crushing on him and you know it.

Yeah.

Why aren't you talking... thinking?

I am thinking. Just not with my head.

Somebody's being all cliched.

Shut up, I'm not being cliched!

"I am thinking, just not with my head" What are you thinking with then? Your heart? *snorts*

*glares* Fine maybe I am thinking with my head, I'm just keeping it away from you two.

You can't keep things away from us!

I did when I was twelve.

You're still writing this on your ff.net bio.

OH MY GOD. *stops typing for EVER*

Ok I'm done typing for EVER NOW. I knew it wasn't a good idea sharing my private thoughts... well I didn't, but now I do. _ Oh well.