![]() Sex: Yes please! Age: 16 Living in: You know a town in the middle of nowhere? I'm the guy living in the middle-of-nowhere section of that town. Likes: women, cookies, friends, basketball, video games, anime, manga and fanfics. And Metalocalypse. Best fucking show ever. Dislikes: idiots, flamers, hackers, noobs (difference between newbs and noobs btw), bad writers, waking up early, waking up late, having someone wake me up, waking up in general, and my inability to have a big enough imagination/motivation to write anything(probably has something to do with my hatred of being conscious). Hobbies: Xbox 360, listening to my music, reading (fanfics or otherwise), basketball, Kingdom Hearts games (other than chain of memories,I just do not like the cards at all :S), Assassin's Creed 2, Splinter Cell Conviction, Halo 3 and Halo: Reach(BEST.GAME.EVER.), Devil May Cry games, Rock Band 2(expert drums baby), and annoying the hell out of my friends. Fav Bands: After the Burial, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, Amon Amarth, Animals as Leaders, Atreyu, Behemoth, The Black Dahlia Murder, Born of Osiris, Breaking Benjamin, Despised Icon, Dethklok, Exhumed, The Faceless, God is an Astronaut, Nile, Opeth, Parkway Drive, Rise Against, Scar Symmetry, Solution .45, Tech N9ne, Veil of Maya, and Whitechapel. Look: Short hair spiked at the front, glasses, a chin scruff (my pride and joy), a t-shirt, usually black or red, and jeans. A hoodie if it's cold. Or a plaid shirt, if I'm feeling extra preppy. Oh, and I'm six foot nothing. Fav Animes/Mangas: Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Inuyasha, Bleach, Ao no Exorcist, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Vagabond, Basilisk, Nabari no Ou, Hajime no Ippo, Claymore, To-LOVE-Ru, Rosario + Vampire, Soul Eater, 666 Satan, Shaman King, Berserk, Hellsing, B Gata H Kei, Durarara!, Eden of the East, K-On (my manliness mourns), Bakemonogatari, Yumekui Merry, Darker Than Black, and Gintama. Avatar isn't really an anime, but its sorta kinda there, so I'll just say that too. Wonder what i should start to watch next? I'm a reader, not a writer. What can i say - i suck at writing things :(. Well if i do end up writing something, it'll be in Naruto, and will shamelessly incorporate stolen lines from various sources, including other fanfics. What I want in a Naruto Fanfic (Those are the only ones I read anyway): -Well written, of course. - No lame, overused, or ridiculous plot devices. This includes, but is not limited to: Exiled!Naruto, Fem!Naruto, Abused!Naruto, ReversePedo!Naruto (or anyone else for that matter), Raped!Naruto (once again this includes everyone), and last, but certainly not least (too much competition for that spot as it is), InstantPowerUp! Naruto. I decided to compress this into a list, because I only really wanted one rant on this profile, and bashing is a much worse offence than any of the things in this list. - No Yaoi or Yuri. Unless it's for comedic purposes, and is only vaguely touched upon, I avoid that stuff like the plague. I'm not a homophobe by the way, I just don't want to know about it. -CAP'N, RANT HO! ABSOLUTELY NO CHARACTER BASHING TOLERATED. "But Chorus," you say, "I don't like Sasuke at all! Is it possible to write a good Fanfic while still making Sasuke look like an inept, impotent fool?". My very, very simple answer is this: NO, YOU CAN'T! Think about it; what's one of the characteristics of a great story? Human characters. Bashing a character doesn't make them look human, and whenever your other characters have to interact with them, they in turn become dehumanized. How? Every conversation becomes a robotic back-and-forth between the bashed character and the protagonist. The bashed will insult the Basher, and he will retaliate in an infinitely more witty way, and then the Bashed gets angry. This is the extent of all dialogue in a story with bashing in it (have I said "bash" enough yet? No? Okey-Dokey, bashing bashed bashers bashing bash with a side of bashed potatoes). Parentheses aside, does this conversation sound interesting? NO. It just makes your whole story a flying clusterfuck of robots and bad plot. /rant - Bolded/Underlined dialogue. It's kind of stupid when you think about it. I mean if normal dialogue is spoken word, and italics is thinking, then what the hell is left for bold/underlined words? You could say it's used when special characters speak, but unless they have some sort of crazy mind frying way of communication that somehow doesn't involve telepathy and/or speech, it's idiotic. Even sign language would at the most be italics, since the message is being interpreted in your head, soundlessly. Now that I think about it, that explanation sounds fucking stupid, so I take it back, sign language should be normal words too. - I'm all for romance, but action/drama keeps me much more interested in general. If you think that's much too subjective, you should take a look at what I titled this little section. If you still think it's too subjective, then write your own version of this. After all, lurking authors need all the help they can get, right? - When writing a comedy story, there is no such thing as too many puns. That could just be my o-pun-ion though! Ha ha! Get it? Since "pin" is only an "u" away from bein- you know what, never mind. Did I mention that sometimes lame, cheesy jokes are good too? (whether it was good here is NOT up for debate. I am clearly a comedic genius.) COPYPASTE CORNER THE ALL TIME BEST QUOTES EVER: "Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmness it brings." ~unknown "The farther you go into the light, the darker your shadows become" ~unknown "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." ~Louis Hector Berlioz "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." ~unknown "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." ~unknown "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~Edgar Bergen "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." ~Homer Simpson "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? " ~unknown "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." ~unknown "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." ~unknown "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." ~unknown "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." ~unkown "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." ~Charlie McCarthy "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probably reason why so few engage in it." ~Henry Ford "All you have to remember is that you're unique. Just like everyone else." ~unknown "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." ~Zsa Zsa Gabor For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. RULES ● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? Well, yea, of course I am /sarcasm LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Tristan FAVORITES: 1. Number: 9. No idea why, I just always liked the number 9. EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? My grandpa, rest his soul, but that's about it. ABOUT YOU: 2. Nick names? Don't really have any, besides G-man(pun on my first name, which, as you might have guessed, starts with a G). My last name is usually what people call me. FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Dimitri. CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Granola Bars, food of the Gods 5. Plans for today? Read Fanfics, Finish Watching Yumekui Merry, laugh at Infinite Stratos on Facebook, and then continue to be a hermit. WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? Shorter HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? Yes. 5. Been arrested? I saw my friend get arrested. He tried to steal a Piplup doll from Wonderland (Six Flags equivalent for you Americans). It was hilarious! DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Never. Cause and effect has been proven time and again in my life. I believe in responsibilities, not magic. Now the thing everyone reading this (which is no one) wants to know: what in the hell is wrong with me! :D Disorder Rating Paranoid: Moderate HALL OF FAME Warning: Most of these are probably discontinued or they never ever get updated ever. There is the occasional completed/regularly updated story here and there though. It's just too bad that I find such rarely updated stories so interesting. Sorry in advance to any authors who may not want me to shamelessly advertise them. In no particular order: The Daemon of Pein Series - PeinsDisciple |
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