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Hey! I'm Captain B! Yes, that is my real name... Hmmm, what to say, what to say...

(I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes)

Name: Captain Bluecanary (Captain B for short)

Age: I am many moons old... XD

Fav Colour: It changes. Right now it's Scarlet or Blue

Fav Song: Right now it's This Is Home by Swichfoot

Fav Book: Most of the ones I've read. And that is a very large number

Hi, I'm Captain B. My pen-name is mostly from Captain Bluebear (which was my pen-name until recently), but it was a bit of a mouthful so I shortened it to Captain B. Sadly it was already taken :-(, so Captain Bb it is:-D! Right now I'm soooooo looking forward to the next proper Doctor Who series. I can't wait to find out what the new Doctor is like! I'm looking forward to having a younger Doctor but I'll really miss David Tennant :-( ShamelessAtemptToWardOfAngryFangirls Now if you kind people would give me a moment, I would like to present my star theory: L is a vampire!! Think about it, pale skin, shadows under his eyes, looks 24 but has knowlage that can only be learnt after 394 years of study and he never goes outside. This must be it! :-D I would look for my marbels but I don't think I had any to begin with :-D

Good Quotes:

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." -- Adam Savage, Mythbuster Extraordinaire

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"I love deadlines. I like the wooshing soung they made as they fly by" Douglas Adam

"It's an off day when I don't have people telling me how edible I smell" Bella Swan, Twilight

"Trying to life a life without friendship is like trying to sail a ship on a dried up sea." Me

Randon Boy In Geography: Why is your hair the same colour as Iron Bru?

Me: Because... I SUPPORT IRON BRU!!

Everyone: ...

Me: ... What? Why is everyone staring?

This is the picture my friend drew for Angel's Story:

And this is my Deviant Art Account:

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!!

Bunny got a friend! YAY!

... or enemy...

NOT YAY!

ITS A KITTY!!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

If you are left handed Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you have crap handwriting Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If You are Crazy and you know you are copy this and Paste it to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, No Heart To Follow, Puddingcup, Kit-Kat Punk-love, Captain B

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

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If You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If You have ever said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you are one of those people that feel sad because you are jealous of anime and game characters post this on your profile.

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, Captain B

Stupid test: Bold Itallic the ones you are/have done

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total= 2

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
You just looked at it.
Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (How does this make you stupid?)
People have called you slow.

total= 7

You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total= 3

Sometimes you just stop thinking
You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total= 3

You have eaten a bug.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total= 1

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total= 3

overall total= 19 So close and yet so far!

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts (I didn't write this:-D)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! )

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

1) Favorite object in your room?
My iPod and speakers (Ok that's two but who's counting?)

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nope.

3) Do you own guns?
No. Who said I did! 'Cos they were lying! I'm not planing world domination either!

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
...? What's a Sonic?

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope!

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
Mmmm. Warm puppies...

7) Favorite song?
Oedipus by Regina Spektor. (Tee Hee I listen to such crap)

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Anything with a high suger content

9) Can you do push ups?
...

No.

10) Can you do a chin up?
...

No.

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My necklace with a green shell on it.

12) do you like blue cheese?
Had some once. I threw up in less than five minutes

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
No. Thankfully

14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
My tendency to speak very loudly.

15) Middle name?
Suliven. And I think it's a boys name.

16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment?
Ooooh I love this song! (Better by Regina Spektor, if your wondering)

It reminds me of L.

Man, my head hurts.

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
I, sadly, did not but anthing yesterday.

18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Milkshake, Ginger Beer (Oh the irony that only my friend will get!) aaaaannnnnnd... water?

19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly?
Baked Beans, Tomato soup and Instant Noodles.

20) Current worry?
Must. Get. Maths. Done.

21) Current hate right now?
Stupid, STUPID, Atiko. And the stupid bleeping dishwasher.

22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family?
Short answer, yes.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Wishing I was asleep but being forced to play monopoly by my brother. He won.

24) Where would you like to be right now?
On a better computer.

On a cruise.

In Austrailia.

25) Name three people who will complete this?
My three imagenary friends.

In short I am too lazy to think of three actual people so I'm resorting to the imagenary friend excuse.

26) Do you own slippers?
Yup. Snoopy ones!

27) What shirt are you wearing?
A Death Note one with L on it.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never tried it.

29) Can you whistle?
Yes.

30) Which hand do you use to write?
Left.

31) Would you be a pirate?
Meh, OK. But they still lose on the pirate vs. ninjas thing

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever come on my shuffle. I listen to my iPod in the sower.

On speakers people!

33) Favorite girl's name?
Something unusual like Cystal or Destiny (Yes I know those name practically garentie (sp) a Mary Sue but what the Hell)

34) Favorite boy's name?
Tee hee, L

35) What's in your pocket?
Pocket fluff.

36) Last person that made you laugh?
The bad dub voices of the Naruto cast.

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
Can't remember.

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
Actually for a complete klutz I've never had that bad an injury. But I fell on a chopstick as a toddeler.

39) Do you love where you live?
Yeah kinda. But I prefer big cities.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two

41) Who is your loudest friend?
What?! Just one?!

42) How many dogs do you have?
One annoying loveable ball of fluff.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
Dunno

45) Did you notice that there is no number 44?
No.

46) What is your favorite candy?
Twix.

47) Favorite Sports Team?
Sports, don't talk to me about sports.

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
A big city. With lots of sun. Maybe Sydney.

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Listening to music.

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Life, don't talk to me about life.

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Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,105 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Rewrite by QualityRachni reviews
Crap! Double crap…I was in the Death Note world with nothing but myself, and a single volume of Death Note.--When given the chance to re-write Death Note; what will Skyla Raine do? Save L? Destroy Kira? Or become Kira III?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Misa A., Rem
Disturbia by bookworm412 reviews
When Matsuda is kidnapped by a group of Kira supporters, the rest of the task force are going to learn just how tough one puppy dog officer can be... Rating may go up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Matsuda T.
Matsuda's Answers by puddingcup reviews
Matsuda asks any questions you may have! T, but you probably won't really care about the rating anyway :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,736 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Matsuda T., Matt - Complete
Breaking Through by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
What happens when an abused girl enters Whammy house? How will Matt, Mello, and Near save her before she falls down into the pit of despair where she won't be able to escape? What happens when they each fall in love with her? Chapters 1-23 REWRITTEN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,653 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In Charge by Threshie reviews
When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,810 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Matt, Near
Twist by Your Silver Lining reviews
When Near and Mello work together for the first time...well, everything goes wrong and right at the same time. Near gets sick, Mello has a fetish for shirts and Matt...well Matt has taken a keen interest in a male reproductive organ. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,097 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
L is wearing what? by Tree Flower reviews
Chapter 21: The Fourth of July Special: Happy Birthday America! Includes magical speedos, double the America, and fireworks!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L
L SPawN by oddribbits reviews
Near gets a call from L, who sounds like he's taken LSD, and goes to see what's wrong with this 'thing' that's got L all freaked out.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - L
Changes That Could Kill You by jump5freak90 reviews
*DISCONTINUED*!
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Rikki C., Cleo S. - Complete
fictionally impaired by BroadwayPhan reviews
When Raito and L wind up in "the real world" they are in for a big suprise! In a world where one fangirl seems to know more about them then they do, can they learn to get over their differences and love each other?LxRaito? And maybe OCxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
Ask L by VoiceAmongTheDead reviews
Greetings. I am L. I have decided to answer any questions you ask through the review box. So please ask away. UPDATED
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,947 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Blood–Red by Tierfal reviews
L Lawliet is a rising opera star with a transcendent voice. Light Yagami is the theater's handsome young sponsor. And who can tell whether the ghost lurking in the shadows is an angel or a monster? Light/L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wounded Pride by ZoneRobotnik reviews
“What’s going on? Why is Near all beat up?” “What happened to you, Near?” “Near, answer me!” So many questions, and the white-haired child didn’t answer any of them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,260 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Near, BB - Complete
Undead by skycutter reviews
He’s not sure, but from what he can see on the monitor, L may be in very real danger. If so, he’s the young detective’s only hope… An alternative to the events of volume 7/ episode 25 . Much sillier than the summary suggests.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Watari, Rem - Complete
Light's Personal Hell by 9siriusgirl9 reviews
Light gets just what he deserves, oh yes he dose.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Two Minutes by montypython203 reviews
AU Doomsday. What if two minutes was more than the Doctor needed?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sugar Is The Basis of My Belief System by Roxius reviews
L finds all of his sugar cubes and his sweets missing. Sometimes, not even a world-famous detective can keep his cool in such a crisis as this. Implied yaoi at one part. Please Read and Review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Considering His Name was Mello by SmallCitySinner reviews
What happens when Mello doesn't have his daily dose of chocolate? Matt's about to find out.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Discourse on Alien Physiology, With Donna Noble by thirty2flavors reviews
Through some prodding, Donna learns some basics about Time Lord physiology. Set somewhere between "Planet of the Ood" and "The Sontaran Stratagem".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/21/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Definition of Pie by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Light’s attempt to improve L’s sugar filled diet backfires. Rather badly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Life, Cloning, And Really Bad Stalkery Tactics by melanthe lilac reviews
Donna discovers something, and is furious at the Doctor for keeping it from her. Only, the Doctor has no idea what, or should I say, who she’s talking about... Humour. Hopefully. in honour of littleradge
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Insomnia by HopelessSerenity reviews
Light just wants to sleep... ---Rated T for mild language, no intended pairing, but interpret as you will---
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Tail of Elizabeth by SnowWhite0716 reviews
h2o-A new girl moves into town. Emma, Cleo, and Rikki find her rather cool. But what happens when this girl discovers the moon pool? NO FLAMES PLEASE! please r 'n' r
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
Death Note's Super Happy FunTime! by xXxIchigoBeyondxXx reviews
It's a show about nothing!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Mello, Matt
Wammy Alphabet by Riku-Heartilly reviews
L finds a book about all his Wammy Successors... Will have violence later on, may also have slash pairings later on aswell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - L
Peculiar Questions by VolumeofForgottenLore reviews
A story in which Raito pesters L with very reasonable questions, but L see's them as nothing but annoyances.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Burn Soother by Of never nevermore reviews
Matt and Mello after Mello gets fried..! Good friends stick together. Matt's PoV, and yes, he is a tiny weeny bit gay. not intended when i wrote, though... please R R.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Talk To Mello by Call me Mello reviews
Yeah, ask me anything you want.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Mello
L, stop making figures by cootchiecoo reviews
L annoys Light... Again. Another evening in L's life.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Cold Feet by SpiceChaiPrincessOfDoom reviews
oneshot: has almost no point, except discussing L's cold feet. literally. L/Light if you squint REALLY hard.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/5/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
grey areas by smartalker reviews
Kira doesn’t always kill for justice. — MisaL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A., L - Complete
Shinigami Child by Lillian Edwards reviews
On september 18th 1980 a girl is born with the ability to reconize death notes and shinigami without touching a death note. And if that wasn't enough, she also has a tie to L but does she have the ability to save him? L and Oc pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 171,998 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Inferiority Complex by Bialy reviews
A collection of Matsuda stories, mostly short, based off the Ficlet 50 prompts. Because the guy doesn't get enough love. Spoiler warning for pretty much everything in the series.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,853 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
What Are Friends? by That Rabid Fangirl reviews
My pet project, set at Wammy's, with all character ages evened out. Kind of a cliche drabbles story. Warning: OC. I'm having lots of fun with this story!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,659 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Afterwards by ojuzu reviews
Despite appearances, Misa is not actually stupid.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
A Legend is Born by CSIBeauty reviews
Asia appears to be a normal girl, but strange dreams have plagued her since she was twelve. After what seems to be a simple trip to Mako Island with her friends, she learns that there is more to her dreams than she thought. A prequel to the tv series
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008
Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters by XxEijibabyxX reviews
Exactly what the title says. I love the anime death note and decided to make one of these kinds of fanfictions for it. We all know that there are a million ways to annoy your favorite character from Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
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Changing People reviews
“Alice Walker, you died on the seventeenth of August 1980" When Alice gets hit by a train, the last thing she expected was to wake up again. Now, after a confusing explanation for a strange man who calls himself L, she must decide what to do with herself.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - L, Mello
Not Interested reviews
There are many stories where a fanatic gets into the Death Note world, but what if they couldn't stand Death Note? Meet Elizabeth, a 14 year old Death Note anti-fan, who accidently gets into the Death Note universe. And she's not happy about it...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - L