![]() Author has written 2 stories for Death Note. Hey! I'm Captain B! Yes, that is my real name... Hmmm, what to say, what to say... (I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes) Name: Captain Bluecanary (Captain B for short) Age: I am many moons old... XD Fav Colour: It changes. Right now it's Scarlet or Blue Fav Song: Right now it's This Is Home by Swichfoot Fav Book: Most of the ones I've read. And that is a very large number Hi, I'm Captain B. My pen-name is mostly from Captain Bluebear (which was my pen-name until recently), but it was a bit of a mouthful so I shortened it to Captain B. Sadly it was already taken :-(, so Captain Bb it is:-D! Right now I'm soooooo looking forward to the next proper Doctor Who series. I can't wait to find out what the new Doctor is like! I'm looking forward to having a younger Doctor but I'll really miss David Tennant :-( ShamelessAtemptToWardOfAngryFangirls Now if you kind people would give me a moment, I would like to present my star theory: L is a vampire!! Think about it, pale skin, shadows under his eyes, looks 24 but has knowlage that can only be learnt after 394 years of study and he never goes outside. This must be it! :-D I would look for my marbels but I don't think I had any to begin with :-D Good Quotes: "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." -- Adam Savage, Mythbuster Extraordinaire I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "I love deadlines. I like the wooshing soung they made as they fly by" Douglas Adam "It's an off day when I don't have people telling me how edible I smell" Bella Swan, Twilight "Trying to life a life without friendship is like trying to sail a ship on a dried up sea." Me Randon Boy In Geography: Why is your hair the same colour as Iron Bru? Me: Because... I SUPPORT IRON BRU!! Everyone: ... Me: ... What? Why is everyone staring? This is the picture my friend drew for Angel's Story: And this is my Deviant Art Account: When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! (\ _ /) This is Bunny. Bunny got a friend! YAY! ... or enemy... NOT YAY! ITS A KITTY!! /l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. 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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile .If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, Captain B Stupid test: Bold Itallic the ones you are/have done 18 or lower means you’re not stupid. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. total= 2 You have ran into a tree. total= 7 You have accidentally caught something on fire total= 3 Sometimes you just stop thinking total= 3 You have eaten a bug. total= 1 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. total= 3 overall total= 19 So close and yet so far! Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts (I didn't write this:-D) 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God QUOTES TO LIVE BY 1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. 2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE. 4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler 5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? 6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'? 7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? 8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton 9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown 10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown 11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown 12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown 13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster. 14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! 15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! 16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. 17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. 18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head 19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." 20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. 21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" 22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder 23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... 24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. 25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public 26.) Guns don't kill people. I do. 27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. 28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. 29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. 30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS 32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. 34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. 35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. 36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet 37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. 38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have 39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal. 40.) Did you just call me a bch? Because a bch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. 41.) So, you're a cannibal. 42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. 43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires 44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! 46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. 47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! 48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow 49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again 50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke 51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn 52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care 53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. 54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick. 55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I. 56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. 58.) A day without sunshine is like... night. 59.) A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water! 60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot 61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! 62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. 63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 64.) I do what cheerios tell me. 65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'. 66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! ) 67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that... 68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet... 70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions. 71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous. 1) Favorite object in your room? 2) Have you ever smoked heroin? 3) Do you own guns? 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? 6) What do you think of hot dogs? 7) Favorite song? 8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 9) Can you do push ups? No. 10) Can you do a chin up? No. 12) do you like blue cheese? 13) Ever been in a car wreck? 14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself? 15) Middle name? 16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment? It reminds me of L. Man, my head hurts. 17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday? 18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? 19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly? 20) Current worry? 21) Current hate right now? 22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family? 23) How did you bring in the New Year? 24) Where would you like to be right now? On a cruise. In Austrailia. 25) Name three people who will complete this? In short I am too lazy to think of three actual people so I'm resorting to the imagenary friend excuse. 26) Do you own slippers? 27) What shirt are you wearing? 28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? 29) Can you whistle? 30) Which hand do you use to write? 31) Would you be a pirate? 32) What songs do you sing in the shower? On speakers people! 33) Favorite girl's name? 34) Favorite boy's name? 35) What's in your pocket? 36) Last person that made you laugh? 37) Best bed sheets as a child? 38) Worst injury you've ever had? 39) Do you love where you live? 40) How many TVs do you have in your house? 41) Who is your loudest friend? 42) How many dogs do you have? 43) Does someone have a crush on you? 45) Did you notice that there is no number 44? 46) What is your favorite candy? 47) Favorite Sports Team? 48) Where is the next place you want to travel to? 49) What were you doing 12 AM last night? 50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Life, don't talk to me about life. The following Stuff has spoilers for: Death Note If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! |
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