Hey guys I am new here on FanFiction so because of that I'm first going to tell you about me-

1. My name is Jocelyn, or my nick names Lynie, Bud, Kid and Jazzleen

2. my best friend is Keely Jade

3.My favorite color is Green

4. I say LOL a lot

5. I love scary movies like- Shutter, Children of the corn, Childs play, The unborn, All the Saw movies, The Hitcher, Wrong turn, All the sream movies, The hills have eyes 1 and 2, Nightmare on Elme street, Halloween, Panic room, Boogeyman, The breed, The Texas chainsaw massacre movies, The Blob, 'Dawn of the Dead, 'Pet Sematary, 'Open Water, 'War of the Worlds, Hellraiser, '28 Days Later (and the next movie, 28 weeks later), Jaws, 'The Exorcist, 'Evil Dead 1 and 2, 'The Ring, night of the living dead, Joy ride, all the after dark horrorfest movies the horror fest site

Girl:"Slow down. I'm scared." Guy:"No, this is fun." Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary." Guy:"Then tell me you love me." Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!" Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug." Girl hugs him Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me." Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived. The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he wouldn't...put this on your profile to show you have a heart!!

Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb

the way

to the top

of the tree

Sayings/Quotes

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players ?

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

When you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side

Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

There's always room for love; You just have to move a few things around

Love means never having to say you're sorry

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.

Normal people vs TWILIGHT FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON :D:D:D