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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. My life is dumb and I want to sleep for the rest of it. I enjoy a nice cup of coffee with a good book. Sam Claflin is my literal favourite human being. The Mortal Instruments, Percy Jackson, Divergent, The Hunger Games, Maze Runner and Harry Potter are just a few of my favourite book series. My old account is CreekingAwesome but it sucks and I haven't updated a story for about a year so I never go on it. |
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Teaching Assistant by ArouraStar reviews
AU All human. The characters are at college. Magnus is getting ready for another two hours of boredom when certain blue eyed, black haired boy comes in the room in place of his teacher. He instantly decides that he needs to get to know this "Alec" guy better, the only problem is he's never seen him before & doesn't know how to find him again once class is over. Malec & Heronstairs
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 273,206 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
Meet the di Angelos by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy's mother dies and he doesn't want to stay with his abusive stepfather Gabe, so he tracks down his biological father Poseidon. Who is living with his boyfriend Hades di Angelo, his own sons and Hades' four children. Percy has to adjust to all the new things and to the feelings he developes for his not-quite-stepbrother Nico and his boyfriend. Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,919 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] Leo V. - Complete
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Stealing a Thief's Heart by Takara Phoenix reviews
Jason is a detective trying to catch a thief. Percy is a waiter and thief trying not to be caught. Nico is Jason's rich boyfriend in love with a waiter and set on helping Jason. Will they keep the thief if they get him? Jason/Nico/Percy, slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,332 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] - Complete
The Sun, the Sea and Starbucks by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy has a stalker. He doesn't know who, but he knows he's always been watched. Much to his own disturbance however, he enjoys this feeling very much. It's only thanks to a horny Starbucks-embloyee that he finally gets to meet his mysterious stalker. And he's in for quite the surprice. Apollo/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Apollo, Percy J.] - Complete
Aphrodite's Quartet by Takara Phoenix reviews
Aphrodite loves shipping, especially slash-pairings these days. And messing with Percy's lovelife. Both goes hand in hand now. Jason/Nico/Leo/Percy, slashy foursome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - [Percy J., Jason G., Nico A., Leo V.] - Complete
Right Kind of Chemistry by Takara Phoenix reviews
How are Jason and Percy going to react the first time they meet? I imagine it to be... intense. Jason/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
Sense and Sexuality by greenconverses reviews
Being sexy is really hard, Annabeth discovers. Especially when you have a kelp-headed son of Poseidon for a boyfriend. Percy/Annabeth, futurefic. Rated M to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
All Mine by SacredAlessa reviews
Luke wasn't typically a possessive man…accept when it came to Percy Jackson. Rated M for a reason!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Satisfaction reviews
Percy was pretty sick of Jason, the golden boy all the girls fawned after. CONTAINS LEMON, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Mature content, please review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Percy J., Jason G.