Okay then, my name is... I'm not telling you my real name.

But for now my name is my user name and the number 13 is... just a number that I really like.. I'm not 13 lol.

I'm a guuuurl and I like macho, Macho- Maaaahnnnnn! I wanna be! A MaChooooh- Man! No I'm just kidding, I like men.

Ummm, I love stories that likes to torture the uke because I'm a sadist. But, I like the uke to be head-strong not no weak little -insert here- that have its tail between its legs. No. None of that.

That lovey-dovey ish "chick-flicks" disgust the hell out of me. It just makes me cringe inside. But, once in awhile I will read it or watch it. Making me even more angry..

I like the color green, light green. I hate the color pink... it's too girly and I cringe of the thought of being a prissy, preppy girl. But it looks good on me though so I still wear it though. Heheheh

Um, I like to dance in the rain and then scatter like a cockroach when I see lightning lol.

I like to try and do pointless talents like, wiggle one eyebrow ( Oh god I think it's so sexy XD). Or do a hand-stand, a headstand, be unable to blink for a long time etc.

My goal here is write the smexiest, sex scenes that does -insert all of your dirty little thoughts- and bring them onto paper... internet paper???. I'm gonna turn you all into hungry wolves, accumulating saliva which drips onto your computer and you frantically try to wipe it away so that you won't mess the computer up and so that other people won't see what you had done.

Heheheh I can't wait. Yay!!!

Just got to figure out what I'm gonna write about (just gotta wing it). 0_0

Scratch that.. I'll probably will become lazy and give up and just read other people's works. Heheheh

Update:

BleedinRosez3928 has been helping me with my story Filling the Gaps in the Heart, and while you're at it you can look at my cousins stories. She is very talented. But not better than me... Just kidding.