Ho, all ya people!

Greetings to all who are reading this.

Welcome to MBKH's profile

Age: 13+

Nationality: Canadian (and proud to be!)

My favorite books are:

Master and Commander!

THE LIGHTNING THIEF (by Rick Riordan) (THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME, IT BEATS...IT BEATS...(hmmm...i don't know...whatever it beats)...EVERYTHING!!!!

Ender's Game/Ender's Shadow

Keys to the Kingdom- Lady Friday is Out

Artemis Fowl

The Old Kingdom Trilogy

Pendragon-Pilgrims of Rayne-May 8

Alex Rider-#7 Snakehead out in November

Sammy Keyes-Sammy Keyes and the Dead Giveaway-out

Harry Potter- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-coming out July 21

Children of the Red King -

Inkheart Trilogy- Inkdeath-out in 2007 soon

Eragon

The Edge Chronicles

Left Behind

Rainbow Magic (you see, I have a very wide reading range) (It's not my fault! My little sister MADE me read this. She won't read Artemis Fowl if I don't read this. A tad boring, but I have no choice)

Macdonald Hall

Stavaganza

The list goes on...

My favorite movies/shows:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl!!!

Master and Commaander: the Far Side of the World

The Matrix

Jewel in the Palace (a Korean drama, yet I'm not Korean)

The Incredibles

Mulan (you have to watch it in Cantonese, because it would be wierd for a Chinese girl to be talking in French or something!)

Yada yada yada...

My favorite anime/manga:

Detective Conan (which is also the only manga series I've read)

Favorite Quotes

'"I understand you had an accident," Teek said to me.

Accident? I could use a lot of words to describe what had happened to me. Accident wasn't one of them.

"Yes," I said. "I ran into the club of a Ghee warrior a cople hundred times. But you know, accidents happen."'

-Pendragon + Teek, Pendragon: Rivers of Zadaa, DJ MacHale (scene after Bobby gets beaten up by a deamon aka Saint Dane masquerading as a Ghee, P. 100)

"I'm depressed because I eat too much, I eat too much because I'm depressed."

-Garfield, Garfield Comics, Jim Davis

"Wake up, Garfield, it's time for bed!"

-Jon, Garfield Comics, Jim Davis

If you give a man a match he'll be warm for a minute. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"

-Johnny Carson (quote found in Girls in Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood)

"Rule #1: The customer is always right.

Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to rule #1."

-? (quote found in Sisterhood of the Travling Pants series, but I forgot which one)

"Thursday is like Robinson Crusoe, it is followed by Friday."

-a black and white, no sound old show, sort of like Charlie Chaplin

Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes

Jack: "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Will: "Where's Elizabeth?"
Jack: "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

Jack: "Palulay. Palu-li-la-la-lulu. Parlili. Parsnip, parsley, partner, partner."
Ragetti: "Parley?"
Jack: "That's the one! Parley! Parley!"
Pintel: "Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!"
Jack: "That would be the French."

Jack: "(gets slapped in the face) Not sure I deserved that."

Later...

Jack: "(gets slapped in the face) I may have deserved that."

Later...

Will: "(Jack gets slapped in the face) I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?"
Jack: "No, that one I deserved."

Will: "You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you."
Jack: "Then that's not much incentment to fight fair then, is it?"

Prisoner: "I've heard stories. She's been praying on ships and settlements for near 10 years. Never leaves any survivors."
Jack: "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"

"You go girl...and don't come back!"

-Happy Bunny

"Did you ever hear that old saw about the pirates' assault on heaven? Here's Saint Peter, guarding his golden gates, and what should he see but a whole crew of buccaneers comin' for him, all with cutlasses. He has to think fast. 'A chase! A chase!' he yells, givin' the cry of a lookout who's spotted a prizeA ship to be captured. 'Where away?' they call; Saint Peter points. Off they go, chasing, and heaven is saved."

-Captain Charles Johnson, P. 255, Pirate's Passage, William Gilkerson

(Sing to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

"Oh, woe is me, oh woe is me,

I used to have a hamster tree.

But it was eaten by a newt,

and now I have no cuddly fruit.

Oh, woe is me, Oh woe is me,

I used to have a hamster tree."

-Abarat, by Clive Barker

Happy un-birthday to me

Happy un-birthday to me!

I'm x and a half today!

Good day to all... :)