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Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Hey, my name is Sage. I also go by Jackie and lots of other nicknames that people have thought to call me. I guess you can call me anything you want as long as it's nice, lol. I'm just gonna say I'm 16 since my birthday is in a few days anyway. ; I love to draw and I like writing fanfics. I usually don't like to show other people my drawings or stories because I'm always afraid they'll make fun of it or something. However, I have been getting better at showing off my work lately. I just remind myself that it's mostly for my own benefit, rather than anyone elses. I honestly don't care what other people think of me. But anyway, I guess I should tell you (or warn you) that I'm a very random person. I'm the kind of person who walks through grocery stores, talking to the apple juice. Hehe. I've also been known to hug random people. And of course, I recite quotes from various Johnny Depp movies all the time. A lot of people don't know about the wild side of me since I'm always shy around people I don't know too well. Once I get to know someone though, I can be really crazy and talkative around them because I know that they wont judge me. Aside from drawing and writing, I like to go to concerts and festivals and stuff like that. I love music. I can play the piano and I'm learning how to play the guitar. My favorite bands are Pray for the Soul of Betty and INXS. And I'm kind of embarrassedto admit it, but I'm also a big fan of Clay Aiken and Kelly Clarkson. I watch American Idol religiously; I'm obsessed with that show. My favorite actor is Johnny Depp. I think he's amazingly talented and I love how he can adapt to all of his film roles so well. In my oppinion, he's definately the greatest actor of our time. I ownnearly all of his movies and watch one almost every day, lol. My favorites are Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Benny and Joon, and Cry-Baby. Well I guess that's about it. I really can't think of anything else to say. So, um, yeah. Ciao. Favorite pairings: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka Mike Teavee/Charlie Bucket Pirates of the Caribbean Captain Jack/Will Turner Finding Neverland JM Barrie/Peter Davies 21 Jump Street Tom Hanson/Doug Penhall "Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable, but that is called 'cannabalism', my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Wonka, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory "But why is the rum gone?" -Captain Jack, "Pirates of the Caribbean" Other: Yahoo IM: egas8 AIM: nwbettysage Email: egas8@yahoo.com |
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Tell Me You're Here by St. Minority reviews
Charlie is 16 and begins to have feelings for Wonka, and Wonka begins to reciprocate. But will a new person in Charlie's life ruin it and cause Wonka to withdraw again? First chap is G,PG All reviews welcome
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 107,103 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2005
Distance Makes the Heart by Piscaria reviews
Eight years after Charlie finds the golden ticket, Wonka asks him to leave the factory. As Charlie deals with his hurt and confusion over leaving his home, he comes to reevaluate his relationship to the factory and to Willy Wonka. SLASH.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,550 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2005
Complications by Sandssavvy reviews
Doug makes a dare, and Tom pays. Slowly they realize how complicated life can be. Slash! HansonPenhall, HansonBooker
21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 9/20/2005
A Period of Grace by This Is Da Vinci Speaking reviews
Warning: Slash. What happens when James Barrie meets a very unlikely person? Crossover FNxGASP!Mystery. [Insert Evil Laugh Here] CHAP. 16 FINALLY UP!
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
Irreparable by Nyiestra reviews
A false accusation leads to divisive revelations for the Jump Street team. SLASH.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,512 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
One Depp Too Far For Mr Wonka by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Study Time by Cthulhu On Rye reviews
Just some teenaged MarkRoger fluff, was written for for a friend's rabidfangirlism on Livejournal birthday.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Room Mates by MikeTeaveeIsMyRoleModel reviews
My MikeCharlie slash fic! Charlie and Mike end up as room mates at boarding school. How will the two get along? How can they last with such complications? READ&REVIEW! Be sure to catch ROOM MATES 2: The aftermath
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Super Glue Incident by batsXcore reviews
If the title doesn't make you curious, then I don't know what will. ONESHOT
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Maid or Not by St. Minority reviews
Charlie discovers a new secret about his mentor and likes what he sees. Oneshot
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Where do babies come from, Mr Wonka? by Wonka Extrordinare reviews
What does Mr Wonka say when Charlie asks the above question. Just a one shot. :]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Johnny Depp Survivor by Pyrate Rose reviews
What would happen if 9 of Johnny Depp's characters got stranded on an island together? Incl. Mort Rainey, Spencer Armacost, Glen, Sam, Edward, Jack, Inspector Abberline, DonJuan and now WILLY WONKA
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005
Parasitic Workers by St. Minority reviews
Willy Wonka, The Amazing Chocolatier, sinks into his memory and questions the loyalty of those around him. Deals with closing of the factory. Warning: Rape, hints at violence, brief language. Not chan. All reviews welcome.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Sunshine by Amphitrite II reviews
A vacationing Charlie shacks up with Mike in his house in Colorado. Mike doesn't want to attend the school dance. Mike has a crush. Mike hates girls. A short, fluffy piece. :::Mike/Charlie slash:::
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Family Night by Piscaria reviews
Willy Wonka visits Charlie's school. Complete.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Just Like Him by Cthulhu On Rye reviews
Charlie finds out that he's becoming just like his mentor. Violencec, slash
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2005
Earth Angel by SweetSixSixxSix reviews
SLASHWonkaxOlderCharlieMovieverse. Charlie and Wonka have a moment in the Great Glass Elevator...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2005
First Kiss by Kate Barancik reviews
Willy and Charlie come to an understanding. WWCB. Fluff.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2005
Hold My Hand by Mark of CTown reviews
Just a really short story about something interesting happening in the glass elevator during the movie...WARNING! Slash MikeCharlie
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Charlie Bucket, Mike Teevee - Complete
Wonka's Secrets by Helga22 reviews
Wonka accidently said a little too much to Charlie during a heated conversation. Now, Charlie's quite curious about what Wonka was talking about. [WonkaCharlie Chan]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2005
Oh, To Touch Her by depplosion reviews
Abberline, er, contemplates his lust for Mary Kelly and Sgt. Godley walks in on him. Short one-shot.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
A Lesson in Parenthood For the McQuaids by Pyrate Rose reviews
The McQuaid brothers are in a child development class, and for a week, they both have to take home a doll to take care of. This hasn't been updated in 2 years. PLEASE stop messaging me to update. I'm not going to.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005
Double Love Chip Cookies by Mamushi reviews
SLASH! JW pairing. AU-ish setting (like my 'Miss Nurse' story.) Will finds a box with a strange, green uniform inside. The uniform takes control, and Will goes door-to-door.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2004
Miss Nurse by Mamushi reviews
SLASH! (jw) Pointless nonsense. Fun, though. Good 'clean' fun (no sex). Don't like slashy goodness? Don't read. I heart comments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2003
Mall Madness by Trekkieb reviews
Tom, Harry, and Doug go shopping. Stuff happens.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2001
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Heir Cream reviews
[slash WWxCB] Charlie tells Wonka about a new idea he has. How will he react? Probably oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Misconceptions reviews
[slash JSxWT] [Highschool Setting] Will is dating Elizabeth, but what happens when he meets a guy named Jack and begins questioning himself?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2005