Hey I'm E. G. Desso. I have a fiction press account, under the same name. I have a few stories and poems on there, so if you like my stories on here, check those out too. Hope you enjoy my stories, and please review. It only takes two seconds. I don't care if it's good or bad. I'll take anything. Thanks!

I'm a betareader, so feel free to send me your fics and I'll be more than happy to edit them. Even if I've never read or seen the story it's based on, I'll still edit for spelling and punctuation.

My favorite fics to read are Max Ride, Gilmore Girls, Twilight, Ouran High School Host Club, and Harry Potter, just to name a few.

And finally, those stupid little saying things that everyone loves, even of they don't admit it. (I've stolen these from other peoples profiles, (sorry, thanks!) and I thought they were so hilarious that I had to put them in here) Enjoy! (And yes I know there are a million of them, but I just love these things! lol)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and Paste Bunny onto your Profile to help him reach World Domination.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile."People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I was a Pagan. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me." -Shakespeare

"Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcough or you are one coughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when you read New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think copying and pasting all this crap that people tell you to copy and paste is a waste of time… copy and paste this in your profile.