Naruto- Where's that newb sensei, she's even worse then you!!!!"

Kakashi- Well she should be here, maybe she just picked up on my habits

Me- ~poof~ hey wazzup my peep-a-leeps? -peace sign-

Sasuke- This is the new girl?

Sakura- See Sasuke-kun, I'm better then her!!!

Inner Sakura- Wow, she's the awesomest

Me- Hey watch yourself Pinky I'm an Aries too!

Kakashi- She has offered to show you a new technique

Sasuke- It's not going to be something with a string trick is it?

Naruto- Well I don't know Sasuke, you know some string tricks of yourself

Sasuke- Don't even go there in public

Sakura- I could go all the way in public

Sasuke- WTF?!?!?! -dies-

Me- Are you all ready to be blown away? -super fast hand signs-

Sasuke- Her hands are moving so fast even my sharingan can't see what she's doing

Kakashi- Well mine can heart

Me- Alright then, Summoning Technique, art of shipping!!! -poof-

Sasuke- WTF??!?!?

Naruto- 0_0

Sakura- The fu-

Kakashi- Who in the world?!?!

Neji- Oh...My...God

Me- What?

Naruto- What does that button do?

Me- Uh...well I wouldn't press that...

Naruto- press

Shipping Machine- Please say your full name clearly

Naruto- Uzamaki Naruto

Shipping Machine- Please say someone elses name clearly

Naruto- looks around Uchiha Sasuke

Sasuke- I swear Naruto...

Shipping Machine- ~noise~ Uzamki Naruto and...Uchiha Sasuke have a 99.99999999999999999 relationship success rate

Lee- YOU JUST GOT SHIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inner Sakura- I want to try, plz??!?!?

Me- Isn't it cool?

Naruto- blush

Sasuke- smirk

Sakura- What about me and Sasuke-kun? -says names-

Shipping Machine- noise Haruno Sakura and...Uchiha Sasuke have a ...you guys have a less success rate together then studies fnding bush is not monkey

Me- I should go, Sakura you should but some ice on that burn -poof-

~THE END~

Yea that's random trying to be funny... what ever.

Likes- Anime, Manga, sweets, yaoi, crack pairings, friends

Dislikes- Fangirls, bush