It's Private's birthday and he has no idea what's in store for him...

Welcome, welcome one and all to the very first Gravity Falls ToD! Enjoy fablous entertainment as the characters perform wacky dares, insane truths, and put up with me and Falley's silliness!

Different skits featuring the POM characters. Sole purpose is to make you laugh. **NOW FEATURING DAVE SKITS!**

What would happen if our cute and cuddly friends were on Facebook? After consulting with Kowalski, I can now say there's an 82% chance of insanity.

Status updates, likes, comments, arguments... Facebook just got a little more interesting.

Lauren and Gabe are home alone and things happen that they will have to deal with... And now... Lauren is pregnant...

As Dipper was writing a love letter to Wendy, an unexpected gust of wind blew it away. Robbie found the love letter shortly after and was furious about it. Now if Dipper doesn't do as Robbie says for the rest of the summer, he may show Wendy!

jack is alway the hero, one night he saves a girl from being raped. what happens when- 'that girl'- is his now terrified best friend Kim ... R&R

Twelve gravity falls characters go into the big brother house, hosted by the legend : Mabel Pines! Prepare for secret tasks and back stabbing nominations! T just in case.

Yes, another story about them reading fanfictions about themselves but mine's gonna be different. So please enjoy :D Chapter 7 is up! ON A LONG HIATUS

Yes, even our favorite cartoon show messes up...Rate T (In-Case)

A nasty case of the stomach flu hits Gravity Falls, and, as luck would have it, the Pines family is affected. Rated T to be safe, as there is (non-graphic) mention of vomiting. Will be four chapters long, CURRENTLY ON A VERY SHORT HIATUS! I'm busy with school, please understand and be patient.

All Mabel wanted was to be able to sing without everybody telling her to stop. She didn't think that the music sprites would lead to such a crazy week...but what else would happen in Gravity Falls? Rated K plus for talk about killing (but none more that in Summerween) and a very obvious One Direction parody. I own nothing.

After Zoey finds herself pregnant at such a young age she is distraught. Until she has the perfect plan to not go through the whole thing alone. Lola and Quinn had to get pregnant. Thus the Room 101 Pregnancy Pact is born. Pairings: Choey, Mola and Quogan.

Alert! The twins discover Fanfiction! This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill!

"Don't go messing with time travel Private" Kowalski warned "You could change everything." Skipper is sent to a parallel universe where there is no team. While Kowalksi, Rico and Private are distracted by getting him back, a certain villian plans to take advantage of their vunerability.

When an unfortunate accident leaves Private at a lose for memory, can the penguins restore it? And can Skipper sort out unexpected feelings for the young cadet? Contains Pripper. I do not own POM the great people at DreamWorks and Nick do. Enjoy!

Kowalski has been living the life of a robot. Ever since his encounter with Doris he has locked away his feelings, and he refuses to let them come out. After a few unexpected events and a certain tragedy, these feelings may be freed. But, is this for the best? PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE AT THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTER ONE! VERY IMPORTANT.

Dare the penguins and other animals to their very limits! Join us for a PoM T&D. Private messages me your TOD and maybe it'll get on the show! Keep it T rated.

When Agent P. is turned human by the OWCA's new invention he has nowhere else to go but to doofensmirtz to help him until the OWCA can fix the problem. But what if the problem becomes more of a gift after spending time with Doof? Boy x boy. yes i know it's weird. Don't like don't read.

When Grunkle Stan says goodbye to the twins as he puts them on the bus, he never realized until that moment just how much he loves them and how much they had become part of his life. Very short drabble/my attempt at taking a step into the GF writing world.

Heroes are made, not born. See Skippers life from past to present, egg to adult, birdie to penguin commando! All the many adventures, mysteries and betrayals are all right here! Read on! Chapter SIXTEEN is out!

A series of one-shots with no specific time and order surrounding the quartet of penguins in their best and worst moments.

Every romantic relationship has its issues. Even when the other party is an evil scientist and the other his semi-aquatic egg-laying nemesis. A collection of loosely-connected Perryshmirtz oneshots.

Alvin and Brittany were on their way to the biggest party of the year, but what happens when the car ride accidentally goes wrong, making them end up in the middle of nowhere - alone! How will they get back? And what happens when they begin to start experiencing new feelings for each other?

Katie has been at boarding school for 3 years now. Receiving an offer from a TV show, she goes back to enjoy her old life. With secrets, hidden romance, and someone seeking to ruin her life, Katie is waking up from her nightmare just to be pulled into another one.

Remake of Empty Halls. When Skipper and his team is dared to stay the night in a haunted house, they encounter strange things. Maybe the school has more to it than it seems.

Dipper and Mabel end up having to take a shower together. It was bound to happen eventually, since they share a bathroom and all. Will the situation turn out as steamy as the hot water they're bathing in? (oneshot, Pinecest, rated T for smutty fluff) (crappy cover art done by me)

Skipper leaves him team,no one thought it would happen,but it did but what happens when Skipper is forced to rescue is former soldiers from...kowalski? slash,contains Pripper and Kipper changed rating to T,my first fanfic,so reviews and advice would be appreciated

ProtonJon is attracted to Chuggaaconroy and has been for some time. He wants to tell him, but when he misses his chance, Lucahjin comes to the rescue.

What if ponies got their hooves on IMing technology?

Based on one of Stephen King's books. The penguin's get a phone call, and the talker is sobbing. They decide to investigate to find the person, but three questions float in all their minds... 'Why did they make that call' 'Why does it sound so familiar' and 'Who is it'. Will they uncover the mystery, or be drawn into the confusing turns along their journey...

Skipper has an accident, will the team ever be the same? thanks to halfhuman123 for giving me tips. Please Review. -T.K

I'm continuing this for a friend. Anyway, here's a basic summary: Someone ate all of Private's winkies! Feeling bad for Private, Skipper decides he wants to take him on a two man operation to the store for a replacement bag, but will this seemingly easy task turn out to be more difficult than the two of them thought? ON HIATUS.

There's nothing scarier than hearing sudden noises in the middle of the night. But, there must be a better alternative than enduring the sounds and burrowing under the covers; possibly she can crawl into her brother's arms and find the pleasantries of sleep once again. Cute little Mabel/Dipper drabble.

Inspired by Mort's lines in the song "Drop some acorns" from the episode Nuts To You. Mort writes his anger list.

Mort has found himself alone in the zoo. Where is everyone? And who is this stranger that looks just like him? There is something more going on than there appears. Rated K plus for safety.

Takes place after Fight Fighters. How did Stan and Mabel, with her new fear of heights, get down from the water tower that day? Mabel/Stan bonding.

Our sweet Penguins of Madagascar Charas got, somehow, Internet...and they found a chatroom :D You should know I wrote this at 2 am and it was fun (better than sleeping xD) so enjoy

One shot Kico and Pripper.

-Something I wrote when I had a bad taste in my mouth after accidentally reading a rape-fic. Needed something to cleanse my palette. Anyway, Gruncle Stan drives Mabel, Candy, and Grenda to the mall where they run into Pacifica who gives them a challenge. Btw, I know the ending is weak.

Pretty much any type of drabble you can think of! All romantic, all right here!

Major Monogram finds out if Carl is ticklish. Note: Hints at, but does not contain actual slash.

"I am in love with Dr.Doofenshmirtz" Perry was shocked by the realization. Then, after ten seconds he decided being in a shock was unproductive and got over it. But what was he going to do about this? Perryshmirtz, but sort of light

Kowalski has done it again, he invented what he thought was a time machine but as always, something goes wrong. The penguins have been transformed into girls and are totally freaking out! Rated for my jacked up mind.

Feeling he is just a worthless part of the team, Private runs away, only to be captured by the pen-gu-ins' worst enemy. Is Private really just a weak and useless member of the team, or can he contribute to his friends more then he realized?

Sequel to my Kung Fu Panda fic, 'How Did This Happen' / I've done it again, this time I brought PoM to life! And now I have to go to school with them! How will I deal with all of this?

Five eggs arrive at the Penguins' habitat. It's up to the four birds to care for them.

Rico and Skipper listen in on one of Kowalski and Private's conversations. It may not be my best. Pripper and Kico!

A fic based on the horrormovie The Ring. Skipper found a mysterious tape and after watching it, he get s a call. Someone s telling him that he is going to die in seven days. Will he be able to figure out the truth and save his life? Please read and review

My extremely belated Halloween Fanfic! Also my first! What happens when Private is all alone on All 'Hallows Eve and is haunted by the ghost of a little girl?

Not even Skipper can resist a good song, but he'd never tell you that.My first song-fic. The Used born to quit

Skipper and Private love each other, but are too afraid of rejection to admit their feelings. Will one romantic confession lead to a lifelong relationship?

When Blowhole takes the girls hostage for revenge on the penguins, will their secrets finally be told? Will their pasts finally come into light? Will one of the penguins actually be a traitor? Read and find out.

After Skipper retuns to life, he finds himself in a wastland that once was known as New York. But he has to find his friends and fight against those evil vampires and other creatures this land of darkness had created. A sequel for funeral for a friend.

Four female penguins from Antarctica have been taken by scientists from a research facility and are sent to the Central Park Zoo for a New Year breeding program. How will things go for these penguins? Will they fall in love or end up leaving New York to be rejoined with their colony back in Antarctica? First story, please review.

I figured it'd be funny to do 100-word drabbles about TV tropes for the Penguins. Juuust to mess with things! Enjoy!

Kowalski is sent to fix the clock tower and things go wrong. Will zoo patrons ever know what time it is? Will Kowalski ever get his snow cone?

Private has a nightmare, and is thrown out for multiple counts of awakening the bunker. While Mort has a similar nightmare. The two find each other and offer help, just so they can maybe be safe. Morvate. Rated for safety. Completed.

Skipper, Rico, and Private see a disturbing scene unfold. Folow me as we witness Smexy God's Hands and Feet and Kowalski's story on how he became so SMEXY!Rated for the use of the word SMEXY and maaaaaaibie some other stuff.

A MortXPrivate story, because there are like literally just a couple of these! Story: When thunder and Lightning scares Mort, the sleepless lemur ventures into the penguin HQ, and gets a certain young penguin to help him escape his fear *one-shot*

OMG! My first story EVER! OK, this is just as the tittle says, the penguins play a card game. It has very little romance, but a girl can dream, right? Right? EDIT: OK, for chapter two and on, it's a sort of different story. But, it ties in in later ones.

After Skipper got sick, Kowalski figures out that he has a congenital heart defect. The team tries to save him, but Skipper feels that his life is about to end. Will he get well, or ist this the last chance to make his last days the best of his live.R&R

Young Private falls under the bad influence of a certain penguin Gang. His attitude and personality change rapidly, his morals are falling, all of this leading Skipper to a nervous breakdown. Review and Comment pleaaaase!:

Forced to stay a night at a old house in the woods, the penguins will face their worst nightmares. Will they survive and get out of this hell? Warning: some caracter deaths and really depressing moments. The story is kind of based on a horrormovie.

When Marlene asks Kowalski, Rico, and Private why they stick around, each gives her a story to explain why they stay with Skipper. Unbeknown to them, Marlene isn't the only one listening... multi-chapter, no pairings.

One night, Private vanishes without a trace. Skipper, trying to figure out why, stumbles upon a CD... three-shot.

When Marlene hears the penguins have fudge ice cream, she and Julian plan a break-in... one-shot, Julene, and probably not that good. Oh well.

Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private stumble across a certain bottle on their way home. They decide to take it and make a survey on its contents by... tasting it. The concequences are rather serious. Note: English is my second language :

King Julien cant hold his feelings for Skipper in anymore. He needs to tell him, will the outcome be how he planned? Skipper/Julien, Skipper/Private, Julien/Maurice

Hehe, yeah, there have been a lot of these. Anyways, I started writing a few drabbles for fun, and I really enjoyed it in the end! So I hope you enjoy them, too!

What happens when you have two penguins and a chocolate syrup explosion? Read to find out! This is a Kico fic so no like, no read. This is my first fic so please tell me what you think! One-shot, but maybe not.I may change mind later though.

Kowalski introduces Skipper, Rico, Private, Marlene, and the lemurs to computers. However, when a mysterious animal begins talking to the Penguins on the computer, what will they do?

Shout out to TheFrozenShadows for helping me out with this, but in this story, the kids are put into another situation. Athena wants to help her stressed dad out by perfecting love potion 37, but an accident makes the kids fall in love with eachother!

After Everyone leaves to go to King Julien's Party, Skipper's alone at the H.Q. with a bolt that just won't go in!

Alice is forced to babysit her niece and has to take her to work with her. What will this have in store for the penguins! Chapter 1: Kinda short and doesn't really introduce the plot quite yet.

Just a one-shot that I wrote in October. Light fluff: Skipper/Private and Rico/Kowalski. You have to squint to see it. Seriously. Anyway, enjoy, and R&R!

A cute O.C./O.C. moment for my characters Athena and Buttons. Buttons needs help finding a history topic, so Athena helps him out and together they learn a little more than history.

when Marshal and Elli fall asleep on the couch, they're caught by Skipper and Private, and they assumed the worst!

I did have this story on Sneaky at the Meeting, but I edited it to make it ten times better! Okay, Marshal, Eggy, and Peanut want to get Skipper and Marlene together, so they write a love letter. Will they fall for it?

Buttons really wants to talk, but what happens when talking could save him from getting hurt? Based on my last story the rescue program.

It's obvious that Kowalski had to get smart somehow. read all about his and young Skipper and Rico's adventures, and now Private's adventures too. Read Grand Finale! Dedicated to Blouper :

After King Julien orders his subjects to bake him a yummy cake on King Julien Day, Private, Kowalski, and Rico catch Skipper Cleaning the H.Q. Funky style!

When Skipper and Kowalski set up the penguins and the lemurs with computers, they make sure to IM each other every night. Here are their IMs, ranging from random, to serious, to awkward, and everything inbetween. More to come!

Due to a horrific lab test, Julian and Kowalski have switched minds! The penguins have to deal with whiny Julian while Maurice wonders why his king keeps asking him for complex machines and keeps nibbling on raw fish.

One day, a lemur from Madagascar joins the zoo. Soon thereafter Julien is murdered and Private is framed for it. The penguins rush to find evidence to prove Private's innocence while a much darker plan is being worked out. Skipper struggles to keep both himself and his team sane, unaware that the real killer is right under his beak and is going to strike again.

The internet may not be big enough to hold King Julien's ego! When he comes into possession of a laptop, he does more than just steal the penguins' bandwidth. This is what early internet pioneers dreaded. COMPLETE!

After a rough day Skipper is stressed but luckily Mort might know how to get him to unwind. -oneshot-