Hello all! Welcome to my fanfiction.net home! So anyway, to describe myself... I don't get out much, I love to preform, and I love musicals/opera! So, urm...yeah... Sorry about all the waiting for the newer installments of my Dracula fanfic but I've been on internet hiatus for a while... Don't worry though, lots of adventures are in the works for poor Quincey!

My Favorite Quotes- right now they're from "Firefly"

"Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work."

"Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

"She understands, but she doesn't comprehend."

"Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."

"Drunks are so cute."

"You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious."

"You're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

"Ah, the pitter-patter of little feet in combat boots... SHUT UP."

"Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there."

"Looks like we got us some imminent violence!"

"Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell."

"One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up."

"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."

"Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

calling his new wife "Hello? Woman-person?"