Or, a Very Potter Crack Fic. The whole gang returns for their Seventh Year after the war. Includes Draco/Hermione, Snape/Harry, Seamus/Dean, Remus/Sirius, Slytherin!Harry, Oblivious!Harry, Ron-bashing, Ginny-ignoring, and Harry being raised by his Not Gay Dads, Remus and Sirius.