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Joined 07-20-15, id: 6955343, Profile Updated: 07-20-15

I am an INTP 18 year old girl. My favorite character is Alucard from Hellsing. Hellsing Ultimate is my favorite show, unless abridged shows count. I prefer Hellsing abridged to either Hellsing or Hellsing Ultimate. My second favorite character is a tie between Cicero, The Joker, and Jonathan Teatime. This reveals my strange predilection for criminally insane assassins, with a jester motif as an added bonus. My seven favorite books are Discworld, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Monstrumologist, The Lost Conspiracy (or Gullstruck Island, depending on where you live), H.P. Lovecraft's complete works, My Name is Mina, and Alice in Wonderland. I am terrible at math, but fantastic at history and English. My intention is to become a cultural anthropologist working with or for a museum. Besides this, I would work at Disney playing a princess. This, however, is unlikely as I can't sing and my boyfriend hates hot and muggy weather. He'd live in Alaska if it had a stable internet connection and an abundance of shopping centers. I have several costumes for renaissance fares, which I enjoy. This is despite the fact that I spend half of the time at the fare whispering to my friends either that they got something wrong, or applauding something historically accurate. I like Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, various anime, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fable, The Elder Scrolls series, various webcomics (the largest and most well-known of which being Looking for Group), Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, and I'm just getting into homestuck. My hobbies include writing, bellydance, drawing, reading every single book in the neighboring libraries, collecting interesting but mostly useless trivia, cosplay, collecting, and being a nuisance. I collect feathers, fans, stuffed animals, and fake roses. I enjoy any genre of music so long as it is done well, my criteria for which being its ability to elicit an emotional reaction. My favorite bands are Dethklok, Avenged Sevenfold, Blind Guardian, Sleeping Garden, Nox Arcana, Evanescance, Vocaloid, and A Perfect Circle. I prefer Marvel to D.C, though I'm not very savvy on either. I am terribly arrogant, hence the ridiculously long bio. I love talking about myself.

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Misadventures in Another World by Hypermuffins reviews
The tale of a surly, introverted woman who is suddenly thrust into Thedas. It's not all fun and games when you wake up in a … game? Almost dying, angering Elven Gods, what's the worst that could happen? – Slow moving for character development and romance. I don't like rushing things. Additional info inside. COMPLETE.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 335,817 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [OC, Cole] Inquisitor, Sera - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete