Well, what is there to say about myself that hasn't already been said before. Genius; unquivocally. Mistress of the written word; absolutely. The second coming of Aaron Sorkin; without question. But who is kek123452003 really? Here's a few hints.

Sex: All woman, baby!
Age: 18
Origin: I am proud to be an American
Education: Heading to college this September to major in Social Studies
Actors: John Cusack, Ben Affleck, Bradley Whitford, Martin Sheen
Actresses: Julia Roberts, Joan Allen, Gwenyth Paltrow, Janel Maloney
Movie: "Say Anything"
TV: Take a wild guess!
Music: Sting, Van Morrison, Beth Nielsen Chapman
Song: "For What It's Worth"
Book: "Where the Heart Is"
Inspiration: My 12th grade history teacher Mr. Adams, who taught me what an amazing and vital subject history really is.
Paradox: A conservative Republican who is going to campaign for President Bush when he comes back to NH who lives for 9:00 on Wednesday nights!
Quote: The greatest minds of a generation are those who only know that they don't know everything.
Pet Peeves: Velvet, Bugs, Yanni, and Democratic Hollywood liberals who promote the betterment of all people while living in a five-million dollar home.

And that's all the news that's fit to print. Anything else, I'm keeping to myself so you will all have to live without knowing all my deep dark secrets.