Animes/Mangas I have watched/read;;

Inuyasha

Eifen Lied

Fruits Basket

Jyu Oh Sei (Planet of the beast king)

A LOT of others that I cant remember...

Did i mention i have a really bad memory

LETS PLAY THE FRIEND GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “That was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the crap out of whoever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
REAL FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
REAL FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Copy and Pasties :3

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are an anime freak, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile.

Stupid Warnings:

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Mark & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(Hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop a chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

Random Crap:

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have a 's' in it?

If the swat team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt."?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

It takes 48 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, does that make you Captain Crunch?

An apple a day keeps the doctors away, if well aimed.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking

Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger that counts

If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it

When life hands you a lemon, squrt it in someones left eye and run

If it wern't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candle light

I'd kill for a nobel peace price

My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder'

Roses are red, boogers are green, please leave your message on this stupid machine.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Stupid Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why arn't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock...

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a lot cooler

More random crap:

"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run! He hates that!"

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool."

"Let me know if I say anything that offends you. I might want to offend you again later."

"Everytime I go to the doctors, I get a jacket, a straight one. And it makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."

"I dream of a better world for chicken who can cross the road without having their motives questioned!"

"I DO know it all. I just can't remember it all at once."

"Nananana... BATMAN!"

"You truely out gayed yourself."

"I run WITH sissors. It makes me feel dangerous."

"I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I'll eat you."

"Don't follow my footsteps... I run into walls."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."

"Can you cover your face? It's hurting my eyes!"

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a state-the-obvious contest."

"Can you run 850 feet per second? If not, your head better be bullet proof!"

"Come to the dark side!! We got cookies!"

Favorite quotes:

Miroku the wimp:

(the ground shakes with an approaching demon)

Inuyasha: Whatever it is, it's big.

Miroku: Yes, lets run.

Inuyasha: Hmm? What, no way! You can't just eat and run!

Miroku: If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. Its irrational. Its impossible. Its against my religion.

Inuyasha: You ought to be arrested.

Terrier:

Inuyasha: What am I? Your terrier now? Wanna know if I can pick up the scent or if I can hear anything with my doggie ears?? Damn it, you guys piss me off! All of you!- Inuyasha

YAY!!! SPONGEBOB!:

SpongeBob: (holds pencil above his head after erasing the evil doodle)I am SpongeBob: Destroyer of evilllllll!!

Patrick: Take it easy. It's just a drawing. -SpongeBob Squarepants.

Scary things:

scarves

statues

school lunches

Santa Clause

Sailor moon

Miley cyrus

mannequins

lawn gnomes

false teeth

E.T.

the Easter bunny

Barney

Tinkiewinkie

Dolls

Dolls that look like Chucky

Dolls that are Chucky

Chucky cheese

Cheese

stuffed Cows

talking Dogs

Justin Bieber

Michael Jackson

fear itself

the word Moist

pigeons

uninteresting jobs

getting old

the Incredible Hulk

Oompa Loompas

handshakes

pancakes ((omg it rimes !))

the Cookie Monster

Mr. Snuffleupagus

bumblebees

regular bees

pooh bear

bears with guns

clowns

spiders

clowns

spiders

clowns

spiders

clows ((a cow in a clown outfit, DUH!))

snakes

toilet snakes

toilet spiders

toilet drowning

toilet monsters

toilet goblins

toilet gremlins

toilet skeletons

toilet witches

toilet robin hood

toilet paper

OKAY I THINK YOU GET THE POINT! ANYTHING TO DO WITH TOILETS AND EVERYTHING ELSE LISTED ARE SCARY!!!!!!!!!

Yep, my profile is pretty much useless... oh well!