TwilightAngel01
Hi my names is Ashley i love twilight and vampire kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love to read books it my hobbie i love to swim and sing Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Choose--me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says... "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Wait for the guy Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Wait for the guy who lets you fall asleep on their chest. Wait for the guy who calls you 3 times a day when he's on vacation. Wait for the guy who smiles and lets you gossip to him. Wait for the guy who holds your hand and makes all the other girls jealous. Wait for the guy who isn't afraid to say that he loves you in front of his friends. Wait for the guy who removes the hair from your eyes and kisses you. Wait for the guy who shows you off to the world in sweat pants. Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful. Wait for the guy who holds you and stays quiet as you cry into their shirt. Wait for the guy who makes out with you in the pouring rain. Wait for the guy who lets you wear their clothes. Wait for the guy who sings romantic songs to you. Wait for the guy who is protective of you. Wait for the guy who gets upset when you cry to him and says, "Who's ass am I kicking today, baby?" Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. Smile. It confuses people. "Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!" There are no stupid questions...just stupid people. You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor. Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. He who laughs last didn't get it. We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes. Don't look at me in that tone! Act your Age, not your shoe size. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! (hee hee. I frequently tell people that...right before slapping them.) Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face? How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person? Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? "Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary. Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile I love these sooo much. I am sooo going to use them later on in life. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Rules of Life: -Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. -If I had something good to say, I would have already said it. -Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. -Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. -It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -I do not deny everything. -Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk. -The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.. -Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. -One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. -Love me or hate me, personally I couldn't care less -You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? -When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. -Girls are like phones, we love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! -I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : ) -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. -Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" -Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Team Edward all the way!! Cause Jacob wishes he could sparkle in the sun. Twilight Survey Bella or Alice Bella Emmett or Jasper Emmett Edward or Jacob Edward New Moon or Eclipse Eclipse Twilight or Breaking Dawn Twilight Esme or Emily Esme Carlisle or Charlie Carlisle Rosalie or Tanya Rosalie Rosalie or Alice Alice Mike or Edward Edward Tyler or Eric Eric Eric or Mike Eric Team Jacob or Team Edward Team Edward Porsche or Volvo Volvo '55 Chevy or Volvo Volvo Werewolves or Vampires Vampires Movie or Book Book Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob Bella and Edward Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite Bella's Lullaby Girls 10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt. 9. Picture yourself naked. 8. Buy him a dog named Jacob. 7. Paint his room pink. 6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over. 5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella." 4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him. 3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves. 2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob. 1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said. 10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black 10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward. 9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon. 8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail. 7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt. 6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing. 5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold. 4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!" 3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!" 2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!" 1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday. A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Repost so the one you love will; Call you. Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Two women friends had Incredibly drunk and Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted Edward vs Normal guys. A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!” Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.” Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!” A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you. If you die, a normal guy would find another. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!” As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice. A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.” A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares. A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates. If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile. If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time) If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. Repost so the one you love will; Call you. Oh so cute! Bunny! Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile. In my mind... Proud to be a brunette Edward prefers brunettes. Me: Can I please own Twilight? SM: No. Me: Please? SM: No. Me: What about Carlisle? SM: No. Me: Jasper? SM: No. Me: Emmett? SM: No. Me: James? SM: No. Me: Caius? SM: No. Me: Well, who can I own? SM: Jacob. *smiles evilly* Me: What? No! No way in hell will I want that mutt! You can keep him! I want Edward! Can I have him? SM: *sighs* No. Me: Please! I'll give you...I'll give you...I'LL GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE! SM*hesitates* N-n-n-no! NO! Me: Well, I guess I'll just have to eat all this chocolate all by myself... SM: *tackles me to the ground* GIVE ME THAT CHOCOLATE! Me: *takes a very angry Edward and runs off into the sunset* No one can resist chocolate! Voice inside my head: No one can resist a very angry Edward! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE |
