Ravenclaw-Earl of Storybrookehide bio
 Author has written 40 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Once Upon a Time, Downton Abbey, A song of Ice and Fire, Keeping Up Appearances, House of Cards, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Game of Thrones, and Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. I'm an English teacher with a great love for writing and storytelling. I suppose a large number of my stories have been based on my favorite character in Once Upon A Time, Cora. I've always been extremely interested in her, even though we now know her backstory. While Cora is my favorite, I definitely have an affinity for the villains of Once. THE CORA CHRONICLES 1- Cora Is Company ("In The Name of the Brother" to "Welcome to Storybrooke") 2- Cora Is Still Company ("The Miller's Daughter" to "And Straight On 'Til Morning") 3- Cora's Storybrooke ("The Heart of the Truest Believer" to "Going Home") 4- Cora's Family Reunion (Season 3B)* 5- Cora's Scrapbook (Anthology, Season 3B to Series Finale) My latest ongoing project, "Dear Strider," is based in my favorite literary world, Middle-Earth. It begins directly after the death of Aragorn in the Fourth Age, and it is all about his children learning about the man their father was before his kingship via letters from members of the Fellowship of the Ring. Thanks for reading and supporting! I love your feedback and I love the freedom to write. |
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All I Need by Ravenclaw992 reviews
Gather around, Rumbellers! Intended to be a series of one-shots focusing completely on Rumbelle. Mostly fluff. Fair warning: spoilers up to Season 4.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 335,292 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey]
Adventures With Cora Mills by WitchyLove14 reviews
A series of adventures with Cora. Regina and Emma are together and experience adventures with Cora, since she is new to this world, is amused and terrified of some things, and likes to cause trouble. Language. Talks of sexy times. Fluff. SwanQueen. Cora is the biggest SQ shipper ever. THIS IS A CRACK FIC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 194,017 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
Great Deeds and Failure by Laura Andrews reviews
Did claiming the Ring at Mount Doom make Frodo less of a hero?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30 - Frodo B., Galadriel - Complete
The Curious Tale of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins and Her Magic Ring by Prackspoor reviews
One day, long before the events of "The Lord of the Rings" take place, Bilbo Baggins (once again) vanishes from the Shire without a trace or a good-bye. This time, though, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins secures Bag End for herself - as well as the mysterious magic ring that Bilbo has left behind, unaware of the fact that other forces are looking for the ring as well...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2018 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
In Hindsight by ListeningToTheSilence reviews
Henry falls through Zelena's time portal and finds himself in the Enchanted Forest. He needs to find a way back home and in order to do so, he seeks aid from the Evil Queen. Extract from story: An expression of annoyed disbelief sat on the woman's face, and Henry was crestfallen. "I'm your Little Prince."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 1/2/2015
Once Upon a Time: Villains Showdown by DatNuttyKid reviews
Hades and Zelena host a tournament where all your favorite (and least-favorite) Once Upon a Time villains duke it out. Vote for your favorites to be included in the bracket! Wild Card Round 2: Count of Monte Cristo VS Chernabog
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West, Hades
Drag Me To Hell by eleven19 reviews
Henry is fed up with the bullshit of Captain Swan. He's going to the Underworld to get his father back, goddamn it. And no one's going to stop him. *Categorized as CS, but very negative toward that relationship. *Features: lots of FireThief rage, heartwarming family moments between Henry and Rumple, possibly others; and the awesomeness of Mr. Neal Cassidy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,868 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Fiddler's Green by Prackspoor reviews
After the War of the Ring and while doing her autumn cleaning, Goldberry finds a curious guest on the doorstep of Tom's house. She and Tom open their doors for the stranger who reveals to be more than meets the eye at first and has come to them teetering on the edge of his own destruction, looking for what may be his last chance at finding salvation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,084 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Gandalf, Sauron, Tom B., Goldberry - Complete
With You I Fall by narglefanfics reviews
Hades needs a goddess to rule the Underworld with and sets his sights on Regina. He seeks the people from Regina's past to help break her, but must be careful because he has more to worry about than just a stubborn Queen. He must also destroy the heroes who threaten his realm and keep his control over the Dark One, all without Zeus noticing. (Rating may change, but not likely).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - [Hades, Regina M./The Evil Queen] Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
Ghost Strike by flabbyknight reviews
The High Inquisitor pays a visit to History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Dolores U., C. Binns - Complete
Zelena's Heartbreak by FangirlSupreme reviews
Zelena has been through hell and back where her heart is concerned. But what if there was someone before Hades? A relationship that built and fortified the walls around Zelena's heart? Someone she never thought she'd see again. Good helping of feels here. Eventual Zelena/Hades. Includes alternate ending to 5B.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 4/27/2016 - [Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West, Hades]
The Beating of a Wicked Heart by csishewolf reviews
Sometimes people do crazy things...when they're in love. A story of hope and loss, redemption and vengeance, joy and heartbreak. This is Zelena's journey from 5x16: Our Decay through to 5x23: An Untold Story. (Complete)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West, Hades] Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Shopping with the Saviour by I. M. Frelling-Wonko reviews
Shopping with Emma is...interesting. EDITED: 30 June 2016
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Cruella Vs Arthur by rorywritesstuff reviews
How I think this fight would go. P.S. I know this isn't the Blind Witch who's also Ms. Ginger, but she doesn't have her own tag.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2016 - The Blind Witch/Ms. Ginger, Cruella De Vil, King Arthur - Complete
What Do Heroes Win? by mysticalflute reviews
In the aftermath of pushing James into the River of Lost Souls, Charming struggles to cope with what he's done. Luckily, there's someone else in the Underworld who understands his guilt.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2016 - David N./Prince Charming, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Sisters by I. M. Frelling-Wonko reviews
Zelena and Regina have been arguing all weekend and Cora has had enough. Real world AU kidfic. EDITED: 1 September 2016
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West - Complete
Everything she ever wanted by Laburnum26
This is a really short Zades oneshot. It's basically the kiss in 5x20 from Zelena's POV.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West, Hades] - Complete
Mood Ring by MyOTPstolemylife reviews
Hook gets a magic mood ring from Regina to read Emma's emotions. Much humor and trouble to follow. Captain Swan
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
We're Going in a Different Direction by Ellynne reviews
Just as the heroes are facing off against Hades, the King of the Underworld gets the results of his performance review.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, OC, Hades
Sadly Stuck by GazingUpAtTheMoon reviews
What is Will Scarlet up to now a days? Answer, nothing good. A short, little, angst filled fic focusing on Will's present state of affairs.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2016
Their Decay by Caruncle reviews
Zelena/Hades one shot collection. 2nd one shot uploaded 'Flowers'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West, Hades - Complete
One Big Happy Family? by oncerforlifeig reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if the Charmings, Regina, Cora, Rumple, Belle, Hook, and Neal lived in the same house? Well we're going to find out. This fanfiction was inspired by Scarlet Phlame, definitely go read all of their fanfiction!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,441 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Time Turns Flames To Embers by XSerendipity92X reviews
Robin is gone and Regina is left alone, pregnant, and heartbroken. Cora tries to be there for her daughter and amongst the pregnancy chaos they find a way to reconnect and finally get the mother/daughter relationship they've never had. AU where Cora never died. Setting info inside
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Rebuilding Her Heart (ON HIATUS) by Queen-of-the-Merry-Men reviews
After discovering Rumple's plans during the curse of shattered sight Belle can no longer look past his faults. She spent so much time being Rumpelstiltskin's love who is she now? I suck at summaries it's deeper than it's sounds. Belle/Regina friendship. Some OutlawQueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,545 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Belle/Lacey, Jefferson/Mad Hatter] Regina M./The Evil Queen, Henry Mills
Always Starting Over by wren3 reviews
A possible glimpse of a future for Regina. Happily ever after? Well surely she is due for something going right. Maybe it is up to her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2015
Kicked Out by LaPantouflarde reviews
Regina and Robin are both stuck in their dorm's student lounge because their respective roommates needed 'alone time'. Disclaimer: I don't own OUAT or its characters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] - Complete
One More Thing by sultrysweet reviews
Ursula's about to swim off into the sunset with her father by her side and the ability to sing, but there's something else she needs before she can achieve happily ever after. Sea Devil
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Ursula, Cruella De Vil] - Complete
Kid Dark One by VyeLoyomBrightwarrior reviews
Rumpelstiltskin makes a mistake and Belle is determined to make sure he stays safe while he tries to fix it. Basically just happy Rumbelle fluff (just to prove I can write something happy).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Drunk & Disorderly by RattyCatty reviews
Set during 4x15. Regina, Maleficent, Ursula, and Cruella get drunk as hell and do stupid crap. Emma has to sort them out. Dragon Queen and Sea Devil (and whatever their OT4 name is) with a hint of Swan Queen. Dumb fluff/vaguely humorous. Tl;dr: everyone's drunk and/or queer.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S., Maleficent, Cruella De Vil
Cora's new clothes by TouchedbyaMunster reviews
Rejected flash fiction story I wrote for a contest on a OUAT fansite. A "deleted scene" I made up during the "Tiny" episode showing why Cora wanted a new outfit.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Hook's Secret Weapon by Debrah Clachair reviews
Emma can best Hook in a sword fight, Belle can get the drop on him with a heavy swinging ship part, Gold can knock him down with his cane and thrash him within an inch of his life. Yet Hook keeps managing to escape and rejoin the fight all over again. How does he do it? What's his secret? 'Ship: HookFloor **Winner of 2014 Review's Lounge, Too, Reviewer's Choice Award: Best Humor**
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
The Queen of His Heart by Mistress Mills reviews
Hook admires Cora, doing his best not to fall prey to his impulses until her daughter leaves. But once Regina leaves, he seizes the moment. And she responds in kind. Rated T for innuendo.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Feed the Birds by Darling Pretty reviews
Mary Poppins visits the Bird Woman on her Day Out. (Hints at Mary/Bert)
Mary Poppins - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Mary P., Bird Woman
Love is Weakness by GypsyScribbler reviews
This is a one-shot explaining the scene where Cora goes to Mr. Gold's shop in episode 2x12, and they see each other for the first time after many years. It is written from Cora's point of view, and it details her thoughts/actions before and after the scene takes place. Fantasy/Romance/Angst set in Storybrooke. Disclaimer: I own nothing, the characters belong to ABC. Pls REVIEW!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Enough by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot 2x16: Cora's final thoughts as her heart is returned to her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
All the Reasons Why by darlingcas reviews
My version of the Millers daughter story told in Cora's words. In honor of tonight's episode, I decide to post my version of what happened in Cora's past. A story of why Cora is the way she is.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Loyalist and the Deserter by Balin Lord of Moria reviews
During a visit to Rhosgobel, Gandalf learns some hard truths about individuality, free will, and freedom to choose from his wizard cousin, Radagast, and both of them come to the conclusion that even an Istari can freely choose without being tainted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Gandalf, Radagast - Complete
Liz Lemon Meets Leslie Knope by marlasinner reviews
TV's two favorite nerd heroines finally meet in a heated debate between NBC and the city of Pawnee, with the both of them stuck in the middle.
Crossover - 30 Rock & Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Liz L., Leslie K.
The Waiting Game by TheShippyQueen reviews
Mrs Patmore versus Pharaoh, Lord Grantham's dog! A bit of silliness, as always, I own nothing!
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Mrs Patmore - Complete
The Forgotten Luncheon by dscholder6 reviews
Just a bit of fluff because I love Daisy so much
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Daisy, William M. - Complete
Song of Old Mother by Lavender and Hay reviews
Mrs Crawley gets some bad news. One-shot, after the first series.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Isobel C., Violet C. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
By Her Grave by dhawthorne reviews
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie . Gordon Lowther and Teddy Lloyd meet at Jean Brodie's grave a year after her death.
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Teddy L., Gordon L. - Complete
Drowning In Corruption by The Duchessina reviews
Dolores Umbridge wasn't always evil. Her life in five drabbles. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
Kitten Claws and Mudblood Wars by catsintheattic reviews
Every crusade exacts a human cost, and Dolores is willing to see it paid in full. Written for hp darkfest 2008. Warnings/Spoilers: mention of torture, cruelty against children, killings of adults and animals, rape, murder and abortion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
Diary of a Dark Lord by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil Lord, Darth Vader, as you read through his entries. R&R NEW SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Springtime For Hitler by Mastermindr reviews
We know what you did last summer Jack' The team find an incriminating video on youtube, and are determined to exploit their boss. What Jack really got up to in the year that never was. Crackfic, AU
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
The Loveliest Woman You Could Ever Happen to Meet by Sasparilla reviews
My name is Dolores Jane Umbridge. And I am possibly the loveliest woman you could ever happen to meet. Truly there is no one more divine than I. I am as dainty as a fairy and as intelligent as a sphinx. Hem, hem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
Teachers can skive too by Morwen Naerdiel reviews
Umbridge has held a meeting for some members of the staff and they are only too enthusistic...to get away that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Esme's In Show by The Lightning Knight reviews
Esme hosts her own show about what's In, and what's Out. But for some reason, crazy things keep happening. WARNING: Contains sad, dreadful things such as horrible outfits, babies with fake cigars, evil villains, and spicy beefjerky.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Esme S.
Esme and Olaf Christmas Story by Hanna Squalor reviews
A comical story about Esme and Olaf in secreat identities in the suburbs. Can they fit in during the christmas season?Sexuality and Language
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Esme S., Count O. - Complete
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Dear Strider reviews
Newly-crowned King Eldarion finds a collection of letters from friends among his father's possessions, and he learns more about his father's life before he was King Elessar. A tale of family and friendship. If you enjoy this work, please follow, favorite, and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,809 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/14 - Samwise G., Aragorn, Eldarion, Elboron
Cora's Scrapbook reviews
An anthology detailing important moments in Cora's life after she is saved from death. The final installment of the Cora Chronicles, running from the end of the third season to the conclusion of the events of the show. Join the Mills and Charming families and their friends and foes. It's a different world when love is enough. Please enjoy, and follow, favorite, and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/26/2018 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West
To Rule Them All reviews
Daenerys Targaryen receives a gift from a stranger. This story is set directly after the Game of Thrones episode, "The Bells," and contains spoilers for that episode. If you enjoy this story, please favorite and review.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13 - Sauron, Daenerys T. - Complete
Stepping Into Dawn
Melisandre walks into the sunlight. Spoilers for 8x03. I hope you enjoy! If so, please favorite and review!
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
The Darkest Hearts reviews
Peter Pan and the Black Fairy engage in their yearly tradition. I wrote this for Valentine's Day. Please enjoy, favorite, and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14 - Peter Pan, The Black Fairy/Fiona - Complete
The Vexing Visit
Cora checks into the Hotel Denouement in search of the perfect wedding present to send to Snow White and meets a few vain, ferocious destroyers during her quest. But will they give her what she traveled all the way from Wonderland to seek? I hope you enjoy! If so, please favorite and review!
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7 - Count O., Esme S., Cora M./The Queen of Hearts
One Last Look reviews
Wilhuff Tarkin leaves Eriadu for the final time before taking up his post on the Death Star. A character study. Please enjoy, and if you feel so led, favorite and review.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2018 - Complete
Mid-Term Performance Review reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall set up a meeting with Hogwarts' inflammatory new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Please enjoy, and if you feel so led, favorite and review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2/2016 - Albus D., Minerva M., Melisandre - Complete
Cora's Family Reunion reviews
After Pan's defeat, the citizens of Storybrooke go home to the Enchanted Forest, which faces a new threat. Cora must aid her daughter in her fight against Zelena who is terrorizing the realm. Join Cora, Regina, Blue, Robin and more in this new chapter of the Cora Chronicles. Continued in "Cora's Scrapbook."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West - Complete
Lamentations of the New Queen reviews
Cruella de Vil laments the events surrounding her rise to ultimate power in the Underworld. Help comes from a most unexpected source. Takes place after 5x20 "Firebird." Please follow, favorite, and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Maleficent, The Blind Witch/Ms. Ginger, Ursula, Cruella De Vil - Complete
Reunited reviews
A scene wherein Hook escorts Cora from her captivity to Regina's vault. Set during 5x19, "Sisters" (AKA the best episode ever!). Please favorite and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Recipes from the Real Hell's Kitchen reviews
The Lord of the Underworld finds a creative way to liquefy Dorothy Gale's Auntie Em. Set during episode 5x18, "Ruby Slippers." Oneshot. Please follow, favorite, and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Cruella De Vil, Hades - Complete
Frank Underwood's New Ringtone reviews
Kimmy Schmidt and Titus Andromedon get lost on a tour of the White House, and run into none other than the President of the United States. This has consequences that even Francis J. Underwood could not foresee. Crossover with The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (waiting on a category for Kimmy fanfics).
House of Cards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2016 - F. Underwood - Complete
A Poem for Poe Dameron reviews
Poe Dameron receives a heartfelt poem from his best friend, Finn. Set after The Force Awakens. Join me, and together we can celebrate National Poetry Month! Please enjoy and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Finn, Poe D. - Complete
A Party For Hades reviews
Hades commands the citizens of the Underworld to throw him a surprise party. Will this be another year of scripted drudgery, or will it be the best party the Underworld has ever had? Please enjoy and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Cruella De Vil, Hades - Complete
Passing the Torch reviews
Confronted with Hades' wrath, Cora must find a suitable successor to fill the role of Mayor of Underbrooke. Set during "Souls of the Departed." Please enjoy and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Cruella De Vil, Hades - Complete
Cora's Storybrooke reviews
The Charmings, Regina, Hook and Gold have gone to save Henry. Cora, Belle, and the Blue Fairy have been left behind to protect and run Storybrooke. Can Cora be truly redeemed despite her past and the machinations of the scheming Blue Fairy? Belle becomes a surprising ally of Cora's. UPDATE: Now Complete. Please enjoy and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,805 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Belle/Lacey, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior - Complete
A Villainous Campfire reviews
Mr. Gold, Regina and the Queens of Darkness celebrate their capture of August by enjoying a campfire at Gold's cabin. Inspired by my previous comedy oneshot, "A Villainous Roadtrip." Please laugh, enjoy, and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cruella De Vil, Maleficent - Complete
A Villainous Roadtrip reviews
Mr. Gold, Cruella de Vil and Ursula must endure a car ride from Long Island, New York to Storybrooke, Maine. Hijinks ensue. A bit of comedy inspired by the drive-thru scene. Please enjoy and review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Cruella De Vil, Ursula - Complete
The Witch in Wonderland reviews
The Queen of Hearts receives a powerful visitor from Oz, sensing a kindred spirit. But how does this Wicked Witch know so much about her? Zelena decides to show Cora that she's the eldest daughter she always wanted rather than what she got in Regina. The Knave of Hearts (Will Scarlett) guest stars, providing comic relief in this tale of power, pride, and envy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West, Will Scarlet/Knave of Hearts - Complete
Midnight on a Neverland Beach reviews
Mr. Gold and Regina are impatient for Ariel to return to Neverland with Pandora's Box, so they have a conversation to pass the time. Canon with "Cora's Storybrooke," though you'll be able to follow without having read it. Please review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Loveliest Bucket in All the World reviews
Hyacinth sends Emmet a sonnet detailing his apparent passion for her. Emmet is less than enthused.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Hyacinth B., Emmet H. - Complete
Gold and Periwinkle reviews
Rumplestiltskin is a force to be reckoned with, but there are some powers he hasn't been tested against, namely, Hyacinth Bucket. Watch the two formidable opponents face off when Hyacinth visits Mr. Gold's Pawn Shop. Please review!
Crossover - Keeping Up Appearances & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Hyacinth B., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Dragon Extinguished reviews
After Maleficent is defeated by Stefan and Briar Rose, a young Cora visits the Forbidden Fortress to gloat about her failure. My take on how Cora obtained Maleficent's book of spells. Please review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Maleficent - Complete
The King's Proposal reviews
Leopold's proposal to Regina, witnessed through Cora's eyes. Oneshot. I was inspired by "Bleeding Through." Please review!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, King Leopold, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Heart of Fire reviews
A mysterious priestess clad in red comes to Wonderland to draw its ruler to the Lord of Light. However, the Queen of Hearts is less than receptive, resulting in a showdown that shakes Cora's faith in her own safety. Rated T for some violence and the implied antics of Melisandre.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Melisandre, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Leaving Wonderland reviews
Cora has some loose ends to tie up before returning to the Enchanted Forest with Hook. My tribute to Once Upon A Time In Wonderland in honor of tonight's series finale.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Red Queen - Complete
Cora Is Still Company reviews
True love's kiss saves Cora from her death at the hands of the candle, and Rumple lives as well. Cora, now able to feel love for her daughter and remorse for her actions, must rebuild her life. This story will continue through the series, the only major difference being that Cora is alive. (Same canon as my previous story, Cora Is Company).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Capture the Snuffbox reviews
Rose is bored, so Robert find a fun way for the residents of Downton to spend the afternoon. But Thomas and O'Brien have a way of taking everything too far. Affectionate parody piece with some spoilers for Series 3.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Robert C., Thomas, S. O'Brien - Complete
Every Kingdom Needs A Hero reviews
In which Cora, Queen of Hearts, encounters Lancelot and takes control of the Enchanted Forest remnant up until Emma and Snow arrive.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Mulan - Complete
The Stable Boy Revisited reviews
What if there was more to why Cora killed Daniel than just the obvious? Regina was only part of the reason.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Daniel, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Cora Is Company reviews
The lost moments shared by Cora and Regina Mills, living together from the time of Cora's arrival in Storybrooke leading up the the events of "The Miller's Daughter." Can two such powerful beings exist under one roof? And how are Regina and Hook affected when their hearts belong to someone without one. A tale of love, family, and mending the past.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Diary of an Austere Headmistress reviews
Look into the diary of Miss Mackay, the practical, stern woman with a love for tradition and a dislike for one woman... Jean Brodie! This follows the events of the movie starring Dame Maggie Smith.
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Miss Mackay
Cora's Requiem reviews
Spoilers for "The Miller's Daughter." My way of remembering Cora.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
The Sentencing of Dolores Jane Umbridge reviews
Dolores Umbridge has always lived for power. But after the war, power disappears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Mary Poppins on Facebook reviews
The characters of Mary Poppins join Facebook. My first Mary Poppins fanfic. Also includes references to things like Supernanny, Harry Potter, and Nanny McPhee. Please read and review!
Mary Poppins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings on Facebook reviews
An idea from my story "Mary Poppins on Facebook." As you would expect, there are many character profiles and small storylines going through each. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Frodo B.
The Opera Populaire reviews
A poem I did for Creative Writing about the Opera Populaire, modeled after Carl Sandburg's "Chicago". Please review. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Erik - Complete
The Life and Lies of Rita and Gilderoy reviews
The love story between two of the Magical World's giants in journalism. Also, some questions will be answered along the way. Why is Argus Filch so mean? Where did Rita get her Quick-Quotes Quill? What was egomaniac Lockhart like in school. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Rita S., Gilderoy L.
The REALLY Fat Neimoidian reviews
Rune Haako wants Nute Gunray to give him a promotion. Just how far will he go to get it? My first fanfic. I'm open to all constructive criticism. It was a silly idea anyway, and I had to.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - General Grievous, Count Dooku - Complete