![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. So...um, hi. this is so awkward. what do you say to random people on the internet. i'm drawing a blank. Well, I write fanfiction, yeah, let's leave it at that. MAJOR UPDATE!!! I SCREWED UP THE CHAPTERS ON MY STORY THE DAY THE WORLD FLIPPED UPSIDE-DOWN!!! SORRY, I FIXED IT IF YOU ALL WANT TO KNOW, I WOULD START FROM CHAPTER SIX AND CONTINUE IF YOU ARE LOST, UTTERLY. I have caught a major case of writers' block and have stopped writing my story The Day The World Flipped Upside-Down. Instead I have started another story that I have started on that I actually have inspiration on. I am going against better judgement and publishing the Prologue. Send Reviews if you want me to continue or not please. My second story, Silence, is now officially on hiatus. Sorry to all my reviewers. I have opened it up to any aspiring authors, if you want to try your pen, PM me and I'll give you my rough outline for the story, if you want it. Again, sorry. Random comment101: I was reading a story, Relaxation Yoga by Love2Love, and found this amazing quote i just love! (I am sorry if Love2Love does not approve, if you are reading this and are annoyed, angry, mad, or any other emotion that would cause me to remove this, message me and i will oblige.) "Excellent." Shelby grinned, "You've finally come to the dark side." "Of course she has." Ginny rolled her eyes. "We have Draco Malfoy!" I sooo wish I could take credit for this quote, however, as that is not possible, I will go hang my head in shame. :P Random comment102: "Whoever does not believe in magic, never found" Roald Dahl. story of my life, and by one of my ultimate favorite authors! after J.K.Rowling of course. some random facts about me that show how Harry Potter obsessed i am! 1. what house would you be in if you were at Hogwarts? either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw (but the tests say I'm Hufflepuff material.) 2. what character are you most like? pretty much, Hermione sums me up, although add Ginny's temper and loyalty to her friends and thats me in a nutshell. 3. what is your favorite couple? Dramione...duh!! 4. what would your animagus be? either a cat, a owl, or a dragon Random facts about me in general 1. i like green 2. i like cats 3. i have two siblings 4. said siblings are very annoying 5. i am a bookworm 6. i am Harry Potter obsessed 7. i am in high school 8. i like writing, but like reading even more (the reason for late updates..hehe) 9. i like to draw, and have to say i'm pretty good at it 10. blood status: I'm a proud Muggleborn squib. (Get it?) Anyway, the paragraph below describes me to a tee. if you don't know what that means, i'm sorry i use idioms a lot. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, Harry Potter and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox, LuCyHaMilToN-lOvEs-NiCkYdRaKe, Jodie.Anne.Weasley, Pheonixfeather05, Random stuff I thought was cool that I found on others' profiles: You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 A.M. to continue reading. (YES!) You write FanFictions about the book. (What do you think this account is for?) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (YES!) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not quite. sounds like a hilarious idea though...) Everything reminds you of the book. (YES!) You quote random lines all the time. (Bloody hell, YES!) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (YES! I use Harry Potter spells and references to insult people and I cuss like them, too. Bloody hell, I must be barmy!) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Just in my mind, of course.) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, but my iPod is lame and won't download pictures...sigh) You've got a book memorized. (Sort of. Or at least pretty close. Just ask me.) You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (YES!I read the seventh Harry Potter in a day...beat that losers!) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (No, of course not. I completely understand why and respect it. Doesn't mean I don't get angry and/or sad!) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No. Because I'm pretty sure Blaise Zabini is free. ;D although on account of Draco Malfoy...maybe) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES! You would not believe how many times I have yelled at my friends. xD) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES!) You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the Flock. (Actually never read Maximum Ride, but would love to!) I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have read a book then cried because the series was over after that book add this to your profile! If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your cell phone, copy and paste this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile If sometimes you just read and tune the people around you out, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm a TENNESSEEAN, so I must be a hillbilly. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis. When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When all else fails, use duct tape. (Duct tape...the eighth wonder of the world) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing |
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