mckaylabloodmystic27
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Author has written 1 story for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and True Blood.

So, I have this unhealthy obsession with magic, other realm creatures, major conflicts, and very unlikely situations. Couple this with mega doses of Big Red Soda and Wal-Mart bean burritos and we just might have a problem. Here we go:

Books: I'm in love with Sarah Waters' books (i.e. Fingersmith, Tipping the Velvet, The Night Watch, and Affinity). For this reason, I apologize for stories with sweet girl on girl relationships. 2.) His Dark Materials Series by Philip Pullman makes me want a daemon really, really badly. (rasping: really...really...BADLY) The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho is a beautiful treat for the mind, if I may say so. B.) Yes, I have read Twilight. I like it. W.) Brave New World, 1984, Anthem: Utopian doomsday novels, yay! HARRY POTTER!... to be continued (there is much more including: Mark Twain, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, and Philip Roth)

Television: Buffy the Vampire Slayer -- addict, finished with all 7 seasons & thirsting for more (bum bum bum BUMMMM!) ALSO INCLUDES: True Blood, The Middleman, Angel, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, Sci-Fi Channel, History Channel, blah blah

Movies: Depressing, women ones such as...The Hours. Also The Matrix, The Craft, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, Atonement, The Skeleton Key...various eye-burning medium

Music: Regina Spektor, The Beatles, Radiohead, The Postal Service, The Dresden Dolls, Evanescence, The Killers, la la la

The Somewhat Defining Quote: no copyright infringement intended "Maybe it's time for me to leave this crazy town, hightail it back to Minneapolis, and become a cat-collecting, fist-shaking, asexual English professor..." - August Moon by Jess Lourey

In the future, I plan to be an English professor. I will most likely be living in the city and complaining about the world. And they lived Happily Ever After.

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Video Girl by emilylostboystwilight reviews
One-shot based on the Jonas Brothers song "Video Girl." Edward is dating Tanya, but it isn't working out. See what happens when he takes her home to Forks. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thoroughly Modern Bella by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Alice and Bella move to New York City right after graduation with hardly any money. Alice's plan to get rich is to marry her new boss, and she tries to get Bella to do the same. Who will Bella choose? Her new boss or the cute guy she just met? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sluggish Bayou reviews
This occurs after Season 7 of Buffy. Forgive me, I just began The Southern Vampire Mysteries books today, so that is meshed unchronologically in there. What happens when Buffy the Vampire Slayer enters the vampire-hating south and runs into her lover?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009